EIP "inspired" me to run out and do this.
But it all worked out as I think my pirate name is rather neat. Perhaps I am officer material after all. (And that my friends is a story for another time!)
So mateys, have ye the stones to get yer own pirate name? Arrr! Get thee hither, be ye man (or woman) enough. Arrr!
(And ye can share yer pirate name with yer shipmates here in these spaces. If ye have the guts fer it!)