In keeping with long-established (okay, so it's not quite two years) tradition, we here at the Chant du Départ (well, actually it's just me, well, Tuna is involved - the retired Navy guy, not the fish! - but I do all the FNG posts) would like to welcome, yet another, new member.
BadgerMedic, welcome aboard.
As a medic, I'm assuming that you are well aware of the medicinal benefits of alcohol. As the FNG, you are responsible for dispensing medicinal alcohol in the form of fermented beverages such as beer, ale and stout.
That is, you're buying.
Of course, it's all virtual (please don't anyone tell Virgil and spoil it for him) so no one will get hurt.
As you also bear, as part of your moniker, the term "Badger" I'm assuming that you hail from the great state of Wisconsin.
No problems with that here. I love the Packers and cheese.
If you're not actually from Wisconsin and actually are a short-legged omnivore in the family Mustelidae which also includes the otters, polecats, weasels and wolverines, my apologies. I think badgers are pretty cool animals.
And not to be trifled with!
So, I yield the floor to the
Where is my beer?
Heh. Just kidding...