Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel announced today that the Old AF Sarge was being recalled to active duty and would be promoted to General. Effective immediately.
Sources inside the Pentagon say that the Secretary has been under a lot of stress lately and wanted to "show everyone who the damn boss is around here!"
When asked for his thoughts on this surprise move by the SecDef, MSgt Buck (of Exile in Portales fame) said -
MSgt Buck's other comments were, in essence, unprintable.
In other news, the Air Force has announced that, "apparently pigs can fly and no, we're not talking about the F-35!"
|Not the F-35|
Oh yeah, it is April Fools' Day.
Or is it...?
No retired Air Force Master Sergeants were harmed in the making of this post. Well, there was one but we can't talk about that. For legal reasons. Or something...