0305. Awakened by an alarm going off. "Honey, why'd you set an alarm for 3 AM?"
"I didn't "
"Are you aware there's an alarm going off in the hallway?
"No, we'll have someone check it out!"
0310. Thump thump thump.
"Sir, would you please evacuate the building? We've got a smoke alarm going off!"
Flashing lights in the parking lot.
"On, our way!"
0324. Bad battery in the smoke detector. Could be worse. Now let's see about some sleep.