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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Long Day in the Saddle

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The holiday season is upon us and it's off to Maryland to spend time with family. As you can see in the opening photo, fall is well into "almost winter" and the number of leaves in this neighborhood is impressive. Especially when you consider that when I was here four weeks ago, there were almost that many leaves on the ground which the yard crew cleaned up and hauled away.

A lot of trees here, which is one of the reasons I love it, I'm a forest kind of guy. Grew up playing in the woods and have always had a need to have trees nearby.

The drive down on Monday was semi-uneventful. No crazy people exhibiting minimal driving skills close aboard, they stayed a reasonable distance from my vehicle and glad I was of it.

Traffic wasn't bad until we hit Baltimore, twenty minute delay by the harbor tunnel but, oh well, I opted to go that way rather than down the Delmarva Peninsula of Maryland. (Think that part of Maryland east of the Chesapeake.) It's a pleasant drive but as night approached I had no real desire to challenge a deer to space on the road. Been there, done that, wasn't pretty.

Anyhoo ...

Google Maps knows two or three ways to get there from the Delaware side of the Delaware Memorial Bridge, one of which sucks really bad, one of which is simply a pain in the butt, the third, my preferred, was not among the options offered when we hit Delaware.

I don't like exploring when the mission is to go from Point A to Point B and I couldn't remember which exit led to my preferred route, the one offered elicited a "Ah, Hell No!" from me when it came up on the screen. So I stuck to I-95 down to I-895, I'm familiar with that area.

Well, bad choice as traffic was horrendous due to the inability of people to understand two simple words: "yield" and "merge." To many Americans "lane closed ahead" means stay in that lane until the last minute then cut in. Saw a lot of that on the multiple on ramps leading to the harbor tunnel.

Oh well ...

While sitting in traffic The Missus Herself pointed out a deer grazing perhaps 10 yards from the highway. The deer was watching the traffic with a look on her face that seemed to say, "what a bunch of idiots." Which wasn't far from the truth.

So we're here at our home away from home for a bit, don't expect much fiction while we're here. If it happens, it happens. Otherwise ...

Y'all get what you pay for.

Heh.



26 comments:

  1. Good to hear the trip went without incident Sarge, folks here have the first snow of the season to battle with during this morning's commute, only an inch here but it rained for hours before that temp fell below freezing so.....skating rinks out there on the roads. Statewide, 353 spinouts off roads.

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  2. Glad you had a safe trip, Sarge. Enjoy the family. We've got two sets of three generations here for Thanksgiving. Truly a thankful inducing visit. Have a great visit and a safe trip home.
    juvat

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    1. No doubt I shall eat too much and have zero regrets.

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  3. "To many Americans "lane closed ahead" means stay in that lane until the last minute then cut in."
    The so-called "zipper merge," lauded to the heavens by traffic engineers and other experts as THE perfect way to merge. Supposedly it's "safer, faster, and more efficient." Computer models show that it reduces congestion by 40%. And, I suppose if ALL drivers drove at EXACTLY the speed limit, and left EXACTLY the 1 car length per 10 mph between cars it would work as advertised, although that would mean that every time someone merges in, the car behind would have to slow just a bit to maintain that interval. That means everyone behind also has to slow down.
    These are the same traffic engineers that look at traffic patters at 0300 and then say, "That planned 800 unit development near one of the busiest, most congested intersections in the city won't cause any more congestion at rush hour."
    But all it takes is that one idjit trying to get in as a second car in a gap for one car to gum up the works. Or an idjit who likes to pretend he's a NASCAR driver and ride 2 inches off the bumper of the car ahead and won't back off for anything.

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    1. That last group is classic bad American driving.

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    2. Has anyone noted the license plates on those vehicles? The state of issue, specifically!
      Sheriff Jewell Futch of Lowndes County, Georgia, had the right idea!

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  4. Crusty Old TV Tech here. Happy Thanksgiving to all. Imagine the utter chaos if you took, say, Dallas drivers (we love to rag on Dallas drivers in SE Texas), and presented them with a UK-style roundabout? Merging two-by-two is a problem for them to wrap their minds around, imagine a concrete circle with traffic going round and round, and exits on the periphery?

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    1. Traffic circles are evil. We had them in New England when I was a kid, they were removed for being confusing and unsafe. So guess what? The politicians brought them back.

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    2. Crusty Old TV Tech again. Can we remove the politicians for being "confusing and unsafe"? :-) Yep, had to navigate one in Syracuse long ago, got utterly confused and did 2-3 circuits before I found where I needed to go. And, I thought in New England, y'all called them "rotaries" or some such.

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    3. I call "roundabouts" or "traffic circles" tank traps.

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  5. So glad you made it there safely, Sarge. We have gotten spoiled over the years by being far enough away that a drive would not have worked, so we have the luxury (in these modern times) of spending it wherever we happen to be with whoever happens to be here.

    In this year's case, all three of Na Clann made it out for the week - nice because everyone was not here last year.

    Enjoy the time and eat lots!

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  6. I love that first photo. Idyllic surroundings, made even better with kinfolk and good chow.
    Enjoy!
    JB

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  7. Glad the ingress was more or less successful, Sarge; best wishes for the egress leg as well.
    We all have lots to be thankful for, sometimes it takes.a bit of reflection to remember thus. Happy Thanksgiving to all who "inhabit" this page.
    Boat Guy

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    1. I have time every day to remember my blessings, so I do!

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  8. Enjoy your family. Mine out here has decreased by 2 in the last few months unfortunately so some somberness may be apparent among the festivities. Pumpkin pie may help. Don't be too hard on those late mergers- the zipper merge is a good thing!

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    1. Oh, just noticed Joe's comment above.

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    2. Tuna #1 - I'm actually a big believer in the zipper merge, only idiots try to subvert it.

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    3. Tuna #2 - I think Joe's not anti-zipper merge, he's just anti-idiot. As am I.

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  9. I was given a device that goes on the bottom front of car called a deer whistle. Ins co was passing them out when you came in to pay your ins and said their claims of deer accidents and decreased dramatically. Last year when I bought new car the cost was $5.98. Had a buck with 5 does running flat out for the fence. Buck heard me and wheeled around and raced back with the does following as did 2 different dogs at times.

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  10. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family!

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