You're Kidding, Right?

Cow standing in front of members of the 115th Congress.
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The Kavanaugh hearing, interview, circus, whatever-it-is, should embarrass every American citizen who has at least two brain cells to rub together.

A U.S. Senator sits on a potentially embarrassing revelation for how many months? And then springs it on us at the last minute like some freaking circus clown?

Gee, thanks California, thanks for sending those two fecking ee-jits Feinstein and Harris to the Senate, what fine human beings they are.

I'm sure there are one or two, maybe even a handful of decent human beings in the Senate and the House. But they are overshadowed by all the preening morons which the Meejah loves to quote.

I don't follow things in Washington all that closely. Events there kind of remind me of the time The Naviguesser and Your Humble Scribe were trundling down a road in Germany at the ridiculous speed of 25 mph, speed limit was 100 kph, which equates to 60 mph, ballpark. But it was very foggy, as it tends to get in that area of the world, so 25 was good enough for me.

We rounded a corner and there it was, a tractor towing a tank of liquid congress-critters, er, I mean cow manure. The Germans and the Dutch in that neck of the woods used that to fertilize their fields, very organic it is, awfully smelly it is.

Now the tractor may have been going 10 mph, tops. Tractors don't move all that fast, especially towing a tank full of crap. Liquid crap.

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We tried to back way off of that fellow. Do you see in the photo where the liquefied bovine excrement sprays from? Let me tell ya, the guy must have just done one field, reloaded and was heading back for another go. Traveling behind that was an ordeal. There was a car full of nuns right behind us, I tell ya, I'm positive those nuns were swearing a blue streak.

So, events in Washington? I try to stay aware of them, but like being behind a manure sprayer, I try and keep my distance.

What a bloody embarrassment. To our government, to our history, and most especially the people who voted those asshats into office. And believe me, the Dems have no monopoly on ass-hattery and stupidity. When's the last time Congress passed a budget? Done something in a timely manner? Done something for the good of the country? Done something which wasn't intended to lead the nightly news?

Jackasses. Most of 'em.