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Monday, August 25, 2025

It's another Tequila, Monday*

Ok, Campers, we are officially back on our normally scheduled postings.  Beans, that means I only have to write one post a week, not one daily for 11 days or so.

Folks, I don't know how Sarge does it (and gets it done as superbly as he does).  Heck, almost all the posts I did in the past couple of weeks were reruns.  Still a bit of work, updating them a bit, choosing better verbage, fixing misspelled words. That sort of thing.  And even with all that already done, getting it published was still a bit harder than I thought it would be.

Beans, that means the next time Sarge goes AWOL, you've got the keys to the blog until he shows back up.  Your gonna  love it.  I absolutely guarantee. Bwaa-Ha-Ha!

Anyhow.... An update on the Mrs J and my "Move to College Station Front".  Some progress has been made.  Almost a month ago, we had a realtor from Colorado contact our Realtor and ask him if he could visit and video our house.  Our Realtor contacted Mrs. J and I.  We went into the clean and store extraneous stuff out of sight mode.  That was the easy part of this episode.

Their realtor came by and did his Cecil B. DeMille work and emailed it to them.  Didn't hear back from them for about 3 weeks.  Oh Well!

But then, their realtor contacted ours and said they wanted to fly down and do a walk through the following week.  We were able to work out a date which worked for AlCon.  That morning, as the time of the walkthrough approached and the house had been set again (we're getting pretty good at that!), we loaded up the 4 dogs on leashes and the cat in a carrier and put the gaggle in the two cars.  Drove into Town and went to the Sonic Drive-In for a Route 44 Diet Limeaid with Burgers and Fries. Taking lunch slow and easy for an hour and a half until we got the all clear.

Well, they asked our Realtor if we would accept a Contingency clause of 60 days so they could sell their house in Colorado.  Since that's what we will have to do soon with the house we like in College Station, we understood that the Real Estate market isn't exactly booming, so we said OK.  Haven't gotten that paper work yet (or the offer), but progress!  

So, fingers crossed and prayers going heavenward relatively frequently. We shall see what will be!

One of the irritating things about getting the house ready as well as living in the country is animals.  Now, I'm not talking about our pets, or our horses. (Oh, did I mention the folks from Colorado have horses and want to bring them with them?  Merlot and Cabernet (our horses) will have some new friends (if this goes through, Please Lord!)

Back on Subject, juvat!  On subject, Aye, Sarge.

No, animals as in undomesticated animals.  It seems we have a Roll of Armadillo on our property. A "Roll" is what a herd of Armadillos is called, didn't know that until now. Now you do also!  

ANYHOW!  They don't really do any damage to the property and they do keep the ant population under control.

BUT, I'm sure you remember our two adopted Great Pyrenees (GPs) , Atticus and Gryndhll. 

Atticus

Gryndyll . Both have been on guard duty all night outside, Chasing who knows what!


Well...They seem to like "playing" with the Armadillos. No, Beans, the Armadillos don't reciprocate in the liking of the game.  

In any case the Armadillos seem to have taken residence under the shed where we store our lawn mowers and other gardening equipment.  It's far enough off the ground that they can get under it, but not the dogs.  But like all of the Lord's creatures they must eat.  Since the GP's are guard dogs by genetics and bark at any strange noise and I like my sleep, they have been sentenced to spend the night outside.  Which is when the armadillos come out to eat.  That's when the fun and games begin.

Well,  I've gotten used to waking up in the morning, getting dressed, getting a shovel out of the garage and scouting the yard for dead armadillos.  Yes, Beans, the dogs' Kill Ratio is rather high.  I'm thinking about painting Armadillo silhouettes on the sides of their Dog House, but I'm pretty sure (OK positive) Mrs J will not approve.  Party Pooper!

(Update as of this morning) Canine armadillo Kill Ratio went up by one.

Just in case anyone thinks I'm spoofin them.
 

So, Mrs J has decreed that my anti-armadillo project for today, as you are reading this, is to put some wire mesh for horses around the bottom of the shed to see if that keeps them away.  So it is written, so it shall be! 

Finally, this week has an important date in it.  It's one of the two most important dates for me to remember in any given year under a penalty worse than death.  Any married guy reading this already knows what dates they are.  Yep, Beans,  the date of your Anniversary and her Birthday.  This one happens to be our Anniversary.

So, I've spent the last few days in my workshop working on a Top Secret project for our kitchen.  Saw it on a YouTube video.  It's a 6 part video on easy gifts to make (They had me sold at "Easy").  This one was #5.



Yeah, I threw in a new Cookbook also

It's a combination Cookbook holder and can be used as a cutting board if needed.  The Board itself is popler and walnut. The Stand is Maple.  3 coats of Lacquer for the finish.  Mrs. J thinks it looks fabulous.

That opinion is the only thing that matters!

 Well, that summarizes a fairly busy week.  I'm looking forward to Sarge getting his Muse spun back up to speed and some of his excellent posts coming into view.

Peace out, y'all! 

*With apologies to the Eagles



32 comments:

  1. I like your gift to her. I may have to make one!

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    1. Yeah she liked it a lot. Was pretty easy. Most work was getting the slot to look nice. Took a bit of sawing, then chiseling, then sanding to get it square-ish. The stand itself hides most of the imperfections.
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    1. Yeah, they’re good dogs most of the time. Still training Gryndyll nto bark in the house. Especially at 3AM.
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  3. I got to that first photograph and just stared at it for 4 or 5 minutes both admiring the craftsmanship and wondering just how you could manage to hold it in place, put pressure on the clamping arm, and cut whatever you had clamped in it.
    My first impression was it was some sort of shaving bench type device for the kitchen.
    Then I got to the other pictures.
    It all made sense.

    Aren't armadillo ms burrowing creatures? Good luck

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    1. Joe, it’s a very simple project, the video I linked to is an excellent “how to” .
      Yes they are. Give me a few minutes, got another picture to post.
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  4. That Cookbook holder/cutting board.....looks good juvat and prayers out on the homestead sale. Never knew about a roll of Armadillos though but good luck with the wire mesh vs a critter with" a propensity for digging"......my money is on the GPs........:) Thanks for a post that brought a smile so early in the morning.

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    1. Nylon, yeah, I have low expectations.
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  5. You're gonna have some trouble with the armadillos. They pretty good at burrowing. Nuisance critters. Let the dogs do their thing. With luck they might eventually kill them all.

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    1. Anon,
      Well that's practically a given. They like being outside at night (I am getting used to the barking and am getting better at ignoring it), so if they also get rid of the Armadillos, well win/win!
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  6. What a wonderful project, Juvat. Happy Anniversary to you both and Happy Birthday to Mrs. J.

    I am following your real estate journey with interest. Ours currently is no better; not a hint of an offer yet.

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    1. THBB,

      Take a look at my reply down below to Sarge’s comment.
      We’re pretty excited!
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  7. The cookbook stand/cutting board looks great! Where did you get those species of wood that you made it from, spares (scrap) bin or store?

    We have a plague of armadillos down here in the Bandera area, too. Now I have the name for a group of them stuck in my head. I ran into one last Wednesday night coming back from my ham radio station to the house as it was rooting around in the grass. The biggest problem I have is all of the holes they dig; one area towards the front of our property looked like a WWI battle field a couple of months ago when it was wet. The one thing that worries me is that one above and all that I have seen here in South Central Texas are 9 band armadillos and that variety carries Hansen's Disease (leprosy). Thankfully dogs apparently do not contract Hansen's.

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    1. BillB,
      Believe it or not, I get most of my hardwoods from Amazon. Quality has always been good and the price is pretty reasonable, especially compared to local hard wood stores. And it’s delivered to you door within a couple days.
      Don’t know which type of armadillos we have here, but I’m gonna look for pictures of 9 band ones just in case. Thanks for the heads up!
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  8. It's a little late in the game for this suggestion, but do you think white noise playing keep their hearing at bay, and thus their barking at night? As long as the realtors don't see a dead armadillo, the critters would be the new owners problem/joy.

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    1. Tuna,
      White noise for the dogs or for me? (and Mrs J).
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  9. Fingers crossed and continued prayers up for the house sale.
    Of course those are 2 of the 3 most important dates on any married couples calendar...the 3rd, of course, being your birthday!
    That is a very lovely piece of woodworking!! I am biased, I do like walnut and poplar combos...I like the contrast. I have a cutting board made of that combo, but I think it is much too pretty to scuff up using, so it is a decoration in my kitchen.
    Good luck with the fencing and your shed. My vote is to also let the GD dogs do their thing...probably more effective in the long run. Try bending the fencing out at the bottom, so it is harder to get under...use to do that with chicken wire to keep foxes, weasels, etc out of a chicken coop. We dug a 12" ditch, attached the wire to the bottom of the coop and bent the bottom out, then added rocks to help hold it down, then covered it all up with dirt and packed it down firmly. It worked, but none of the critters here were armadillos, who are probably better diggers. Let us know how it goes.

    Suz

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    1. Suz, the Colorado family has sent our Realtor an offer. We haven't seen it yet, but better than nothing I guess. The seemed to like the house and property very much, made a lot of good comments, so I don't think they're scamming us like the person from California did a couple of months ago.
      As to the Armadillo fencing project. Learned something new today. I don't know what the "wood" on the side of the shop is called, but regular screws and nails don't penetrate it. Got to have an educational Lowe's visit tomorrow to find out what I need to use on it.
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  10. Good luck on the sale. I've got a different kind of wife, she cares not the slightest about birthdays (68) or anniversaries (46).
    Rolls of Armored Pillows have been rolling north from Texas to Tennessee. They say they're following the fire ants, following Glow Bull warming. The locals say they started showing up about 30 years ago. We're on top of a chert hill, so the diggings are only conical little divots, trom harvesting bugs. I've trained my dogs to "just" scare them away.

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    1. Tree Mike,
      Thanks, got an offer today, so I appreciate your wishing us good luck, haven't seen the offer yet, but...Progress

      Our dogs seem to have a much more permanent approach to the armadillo problem. One of the other commenters said dogs health is not affected by them, so...Go for it guys.
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  11. Between armadillos, torrential rains, and extreme heat, I hear Texas ain't bad. An acquired taste?

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    1. Nope! Not bad at all. Just got a text that our Realtor got an offer on our house and is forwarding it to us as soon as he studies it and can tell us what we need to know! Excited? Me? We ‘ll see what the Coloradans have to offer.Then maybe!
      But… a step in the right direction.
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    2. THBB,
      Well, it's a good start, but haven't seen the document yet, So.....However, a journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step, so let it begin!
      Thanks
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  12. Armadillos... First night in the house, back in 1985, no furniture but two cardboard boxes and 2 sleeping bags and 2 lamps, sleeping in my birthday suit and late at night we hear a noise, a noise that isn't correct. Going looking around the house, all caveman-like, with a hammer. Finally get to the garage and manage to scare a 'dillo nigh unto death. Who also scared me nigh unto death. Wife is laughing at me. Dillo leaves the garage. Next morning there's only one of my shoes. Damn dillo stole one of my shoes.

    Another time, many years later, I release wife's dog to go pee after taking her to the outside deck past the screened porch. She, needing to go really bad, hops off porch and starts peeing. Peeing on a 'dillo. Dillos jump when startled. Dillo jumped up into the belly of a very big Rottie female, who then jumps and rotates in mid-air to see what happened. Dillo runs under the porch, Dog runs into the yard, I just about pee myself laughing.

    Another nother time I heard this weird noise coming from outside. Very weird. Track it down, dillo has a bundle of leaves held by it's front legs and was 'jumping' backwards dragging said bundle of leaves. Apparently Dillo (who we always called 'Fred' no matter what) was lining his/her nest under the porch with leaves.

    Very interesting critters.

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    1. Beans,
      Thanks for giving me a chuckle. Good stories.
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  13. Cookbook holder is beautiful and you could have a nice little business selling those. I would like to be the first customer. Hope your tools are all coming with you. As to armadillo's someone in family had a armadillo that was skinned and the tail attached to the head as a handle and you could so you could carry items around. Very polished with high gloss finish. I was fascinated as a child when downstairs helping with the washing. Then it was just gone. Lived outside of Bastrop and we had road runners but never saw a 'dillo'. Did have a panther come thru one night and decimated the turkeys.
    And Thank You.

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    1. Anon,
      Thank you! I appreciate the complement.
      Not sure there's a market for highly polished armadillo shells around here. But...It IS a tourist town and you know tourists and their ongoing search for rare nick nacks.
      Nah!!! Not my bailiwick
      Thank you!
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  14. NIcely done on the cookbook holder! And yes, dogs are gonna go after the 'dillos... LOL

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    1. Old NFO,
      Thanks, Mrs J likes it also. That's the biggest reward.
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