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While traveling about the countryside, The Missus Herself is often driven to distraction by my running commentary on the habits of the other drivers on the road. Their lack of ability, their probable ancestry, and the obliviousness they demonstrate damn near every day.
But that's not really the point of today's story.
Another military thing is the need to periodically obtain a new ID card. (Yes, yes, I know civilians have them too, but usually that's really a driver's license, it has a two-fold purpose.) I don't remember the intervals on new IDs back when I was on active duty if one hadn't been promoted. (A promotion mandated a new ID with the new rank on it.) You also had to (typically) get one at each re-enlistment, something I did a number of times.
However, once one leaves the active duty ranks you get a different looking ID card, it's sort of bluish. When I was on active duty it was sort of greenish, now the damned things are used not only as ID, but also as a means to log onto a computer, and probably contains a DNA sample as well. It contains a computer chip too. It's white, and whereas the old IDs were oriented horizontally, the new ones are vertical in nature. Very fancy, very modern they are.
I received my first retired ID card (the blue one) shortly after I retired. As we were on a trip up to Maine, we decided to stop at the Portsmouth Navy Yard (it was on the way) to get me a new ID. Showed them my DD Form 214, gave them my last active duty ID, filled out a form or two, a picture was taken, and bingo, I had a retired ID. One thing the guy (active duty Navy) at the desk did that I thought was rather awesome was he cut the edge off of my old ID (rendering it obviously not valid) and gave it to me. As a souvenir of sorts. Rather decent of the chap I thought.
Now that ID was good for fifteen years (I think), not sure why it was fifteen, didn't ask. I was too busy enjoying being retired (though I was searching for a second career, Uncle Sam is generous but he ain't that generous with the retirement check). Not too long ago while The Missus Herself was getting her ID renewed, I had to show mine. The lady at the desk said my picture was too old and seeing as how I was there already, I should get a new one.
What the heck, let's do it. Thing is, the damned thing was only good for three years. That wasn't mentioned at the time and I didn't really check. Until a few weeks ago when the love of my life told me that her ID was due to expire at the end of April. Only then did I look at my second retired ID card and noticed that it had expired. A year ago.
Hhmm, that ain't good.
Long story short, I discovered that the system had changed since the last time I got a new ID, walk-ins, while not discouraged were not encouraged as well. This I discovered after going to the base to renew the ID. I was turned away, which was the first time ever.
I learned, I made an appointment online. When doing so, as there are hundreds of places to get military IDs, you have to enter a zip code so that the computer can tell where you are and you can select one of possibly several places to make an appointment. Oddly enough, while NS Newport was on the list, so was NS San Diego. Which last I checked was rather a long haul from Little Rhody. So yes, I picked NS Newport and set up an appointment for Your Humble Scribe and The Missus Herself.
Appointment day came around, the plan was for The Missus Herself to swing by my place of gainful employment to pick me up (NS Newport is not far from where I work) and we would get our new IDs.
Not so fast. Seems the ID office network went down, perhaps we'd like to reschedule, was the message on my phone (no cell phones allowed in the lab), meeting The Missus Herself in the parking lot she told me that they had just called and that the network was back up. Please hurry in!
We did and guess what?
Yup, network back down again.
Sigh...
Now what, we asked. We were given a special "go to the head of the line pass" good until Monday. So we endeavored to go in Thursday morning.
"Call first, to make sure the network is up."
I assured the nice lady that we would.
Thursday AM rolls around, phone calls are made, networks are certified as being "up" so we head to NS Newport. To find a mob of people all waiting for IDs.
Holy crap, we're in a tight spot!
We go to sign in, this guy told us "No more walk-ins" I waved the magic "go to the head of the line pass" and we were in. Still had to sign in and all that, but the lady we saw the day before spotted us and said that she'd take us as soon as she finished with the customer she was currently assisting.
It wasn't long, then we discovered that two forms of ID would be required, and the expired military IDs didn't count. I dunno, rules, terrorists, and what-have-you. But we had our "oh crap" moment right then and there. For we had no other form of ID save the driver's licences and the expired military IDs. Damn.
The nice lady behind the counter explained that she couldn't "wing it" as the computer, like some pagan god, demanded two forms of ID be scanned, and expiration dates be entered. We were seemingly screwed.
"Not to worry," the nice lady said, "I have an idea."
If I could just phone my town hall and ask them to fax our voter IDs (which I had no idea existed) to the ID office, she could use those. So, through the magic of the smart phone, I looked up the town hall number, made the call, explained my plight and was connected to the town clerk hisself.
"No problem, sir. I can fax those down in just a moment."
Which he did.
IDs issued, pagan god computer happy, Your Humble Scribe and The Missus Herself happy. All was well. Incidentally, when you hit 65 as a military retiree you get issued a "forever ID," no expiration date, good for the life of the holder. So I've got that going for me. (The Missus Herself still has to get a new one periodically, I guess that's if I go completely insane and divorce her. Never happen GI, I know what's best for me. As does she.)
But in one day, two people, working for gubmint for God's sake, going the extra mile to get the job done.
I didn't see that coming!
But thankful I am, kudos to the town clerk of my town and to the lovely lady at the ID office.
Bravo Zulu!