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So...There I was... * It's Thanksgiving week and the excitement level at Rancho Juvat is rapidly rising. The youngest member of the juvat clan is approaching an important milestone (one month old) and is going to celebrate it with us.
No, Beans, this isn't her first away from home trip. The week before, she had accompanied her Mom and Dad to the DFW metroplex and assisted her Dad with a job interview. The after action report says she wowed them. Her Dad? We'll see.
But this will be her first time at our place and we're excited. Lots of coordination has been made at command levels well above me. Apparently, at MBD and SIL's wedding reception the two commanding generals got together and negotiated an agreement on holiday visitation principles. Unless changed by prevailing circumstances or verbal agreement, whomever get's visited ON Thanksgiving does not get visited ON Christmas and vice versa.
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This works out well for us this year as Little J and DIL will arrive for their "Get reacquainted with the USA" visit the last couple of days of December. So, we're celebrating Christmas on one of the 12 days thereof and since it's not being celebrated ON Christmas, we get to have them for OUR Christmas.
Win/Win!
Ain't Mrs. J smart?
Because of the agreement, MBD, SIL and MG packed up on Friday and went to visit SIL's family. However, that personnel reduction was offset by the arrival of another part of the family, my Favorite Niece, her husband and my Grand Niece and Grand Nephew ages 5 and 3 respectively. Good folks, in spite of living in Austin, but we haven't seen them since you know what hit.
In another aspect of this past week, Mrs. J and I are working hard to bring our second cabin on line as a guest house. It had been my sister's home for a bit before she moved into our old house when our new one was completed. At that point, bureaucrats intervened and DIL had to move into it with their dog, TEX to keep him out of prison.
Bureaucrats? Prison, juvat?
Apparently, China has a law that if a canine arrives in China from a country that has a history of Rabies (Kuwait for example), the dog must go to quarantine for 6 months. However, if he arrives from a country he's spent a minimum of 6 months in that doesn't have a Rabies problem (the USA for example), he can go right in. So, she and he lived on our property Feb-Sep this year.
That's a lot of wear and tear on the building so Mrs. J and I have been fixing things, refinishing wood floors, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. We were pretty well finished and wanted to have a fresh set of eyes live in it as guests for a couple of nights and make notes of things we missed or other suggestions. My Niece and family worked perfectly.
Busy, busy, busy.
But, the day before Thanksgiving, I had a little extra treat.
Mrs. J's Christmas present to me last year was a ride in a Stearman. I had misplaced the paperwork in the post move unpacking exercise, but found it a few weeks ago. Got on their schedule and damn was that fun!
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Prior to the flight, the pilot was chit chatting with us while a mechanic checked something. Asked me what I did, you know, the usual stuff. What I knew he was really doing, because I'd done it myself many times when giving an incentive ride, was checking me out to see what the probability of me puking in his airplane was.
I told him I was retired and that the last aircraft I was at the controls of could accelerate straight up on takeoff and was capable of pulling 9 g's. I also told him that the last time I was at the controls was 30 years ago. (I didn't want to not have an excuse if...)
He said "Great, I'll give you some stick time."
We hop in, fire it up, do all the pre-takeoff checks, and because of a fairly strong crosswind, took off from the grass. A lot less bumpy than I thought it would be.
We haven't even cleared the fence and we're maybe a hundred feet up when he wiggles the stick and tells me it's mine.
I take the stick and level it off at about 1000' AGL, give it a couple of turns, realize that the torque of the motor requires a bit of rudder to compensate. I also realize I don't know airspeed or G limits, stall characteristics, spin propensity or recovery procedures, so, I make an executive decision to stay as far away from the edge of the flight envelope as possible.
That having been said, we took a tour of the town, down main street. Looks quite a bit different from above. Then we flew out to our property and did a couple of turns around it. We have the greenest pasture in the area.
It was getting to the end of the half hour Mrs. J had payed for, so I started pointing at the airport. He then shook the stick and I stuck my hands in the air.
At that point, the Acrobatic phase of the ride started. We started with an easy Chandelle which turned us away from the airport and gained us some altitude. We did a few clearing turns to insure no one else was nearby after which he demonstrated quite a bit more of the aircraft's capabilities.
My grin at that point made the Cheshire cat look like a grump.
But all good things must pass. We re-enter the traffic pattern and do a spacing turn on downwind to allow another aircraft to land. Then did a low pass to impress the crowd, pulled up and did a full stop, again on the grass.
Even now, I'm still grinning.
Hope your Holiday was as good as mine and MAN am I thankful for my wife!
Peace out y'all. We're winning!
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Once upon a time, there was a group of obnoxious religious whiners who left England and went to Holland and stayed obnoxiously whining about religion and eventually decided to go someplace where they didn't speak civilized languages so nobody would really be bothered by all of their obnoxious whining nor their religion and then the place they were supposed to land wasn't where they landed and they kind of messed up and almost died, and to top it off they wanted to become communists and as we all know, good communists are dead communists and many of them became good communists and then they figured out communism sucked rocks, sucked so bad they could swallow the Plymouth Rock itself and became capitalists and survived and thrived and whoohoo we get to celebrate them surviving pre-English Civil War England and then oh-so-corrupt Holland and then landing in the wrong spot during the wrong season and then surviving communism at its finest.
Ah. Thanks, great-unto-1620 grandma for surviving. Whoohoo!
Yeah, one of those. Explains so much, doesn't it. Now, go cook, go eat, avoid stupidity and especially communism in all its forms and have a great day.
As to what's for dinner? Turkey breasts (neither of us like dark meat) with candied sweet potatoes and cornbread dressing with pumpkin pie for dessert. Plans are to cook, mellow, eat, mellow some more, take apart the turkeys and pack the bones for later boiling down and that's it.
Hope your day goes well. And hope you all enjoyed a true synopsis of the wonderful foundation of our beloved holiday. Which is more true than the bland unleaded version taught to us by our bland unleaded education system.
So, there I was, Saturday, planning on holiday meals and planning bills (like car tag renewals and such) and while reviewing my bank statement (on-line, I'm not a total Luddite) and lo and behold, something was missing.
Utilities - check.
Cable/Internet - check.
Rent - check.
Death insurance - check.
Scamazon - check.
Food, food, food, food - check, check, check, check.
Drugs (legal variety) - check.
Car insurance -
Car insurance -
CAR INSURANCE!!!????
Lo, and behold, the wondrous USAA of which I have been a valued and happy member, thanks to Dad and Mum, for a very long time, has not dunned my account for October or November.
(twing, left rear spinal area, over left rear kidney, twing.)
Call USAA (the best insurance company in the world, trust me, I've sampled all of them) and closed till Monday.
(twing, left rear spinal area, over left rear kidney, twing, gurgle, gurgle...)
Sunday, wake up, and my old Irritated friend Bowel Syndrome has started creeping into my life again (a bad response to stress, last two years at last job I felt like I spent more time in the jakes than at the desk (TMI, I know, TMI.))
(Twing, left Rear Spinal Area, over left rear kindey, Twing, gurgle spurgle murgle...)
Monday, wake up. Go to bathroom, say hello to my little friend the plunger as IBS has returned with a vengeance. Take doggo out for his walk and call USAA.
Me. (bip-boop-bingle-bongle)(traipse through phone tree and get a human (USAA has the shortest phone tree ever, but it's still a phone tree.)
USAA lady - "Hello, how can I help you?" (By the way, USAA has the nicest, actual English-speaking, clearly-speaking phone people I have ever heard. No weird sub-continent accent, nope, good old American-accent English with a slight Southern spin. Clear voice how wonderful.)
Me. "Why have you not dunned my account for October and November? And does this mean I no longer have car insurance?"
USAA lady - "Well, (goes onto short but clearly understandable explanation of how USAA has gone to new computer system and they migrated most data over, like phone numbers, addresses, email addys, shoe sizes, but not billing info."
Me. "Just my billing info? Because that would be my usual luck."
USAA lady - "No, a lot of billing info."
Me. "So you've been answering a lot of these calls?"
USAA lady - "Yes." Deep remorseful sigh...
Welp, got all that fixed, got rebilling set up, yada yada yada...
Seriously, USAA is the best. They give you a dividend on the money they charge you, and often it will pay a good portion or all of one month's bill for the year. Great people, great service.
And... if you have USAA, make sure they're pulling money from your account. Just saying....
So, I go out, get last of holiday shopping done, peeved because no chicken livers are available anywhere (since we only do turkey breasts here, there's no bag of livers and neck to boil up for dressing or dirty rice, so I normally use chicken livers, but no chicken livers so chicken thighs I'll try instead.) Back is hurting, feels like someone punched me over left kidney, oh, boy, I know what's coming now...
Fix dinner, settle down after same, get up to take dog out for late walk, and my back goes... Urk. Uh-oh...
Trying to walk dog, back goes "Urk, urk, urk, urk." (sound of back twinging)
Dog gets interested in smell, he goes one way, I'm heading in the other direction, upper torso gets rotated to the left and... "UUUURRRKKKK!!!!!" A twinge so bad I actually cried out in pain.
Get back to the apartment. Get dog unhooked, go grab the stretchy back support thing from when Mrs. Andrew had back surgery many moons ago. Tighten it up as much as I can, gingerly get into bed, and now I've got a day or two of unstable back to deal with.
Yay. Stress. It's a killer.
Long history of stress.
Back in college, had a very bad day, one of those days that is just... bad. Almost died on the way to a final, don't remember taking final, don't remember getting home. Woke up two days later, feet were flat, back was 'thrown out,' and a white spot appeared on the back of my head, about a quarter size.
Since then, any undue stress, like, oh, my cow-orkers trying to actively kill me or put me in prison (several times) or the business I'm working with closing without warning (several times) or in-laws moving in uninvited (several times) will cause the same reactions, from IBS to foot flattening and back-throwing out.
Yay.
Thanks, USAA, for the holiday gift. I love you all, but...
On the other hand, I still have car insurance and they (USAA) HAVE NOT reported lack of car insurance to the State of Florida so the State of Florida hasn't cancelled my DL or my car tags.
(Seriously, have you ever shifted car insurance? The cancelled company will immediately call the state where you have your car tags registered to neener-neener on you to say you don't have insurance with ex-car company. Meanwhile, at new car company, it's on someone's 'to-do' list to get done in the next month or so to inform the state that your car is indeed insured with new car insurance company. Been there, done that, gotten pulled over and paid fines and, oh, my back, my aching back. The pain, oh, the pain.)
On the other hand, my governor, Governor Ron DeSantis, is trying to get the state of Florida's gas tax repealed for the duration because he says we're already paying too much and we all need some relief.
Can you imagine if other states (looking at you, California) cancelled their gas taxes for a while?
That's my governor. Making sense out of a senseless world. Now if he'd only allow oil exploration and exploitation off of Florida's coasts...
Other than that, Happy Thanksgiving all you Chanters out there!
And here's just a tad bit of music, that explains so much my view of myself... especially when I look over at Mrs. Andrew and marvel at me lucking out so darned much.
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While Sarge and his Muse are taking a little fiction break after his SanDog visit, mine is feeling pretty good despite the train wreck that has been the last 9 months. Monkeys and Footballs come to mind. My Muse bleeds red white and blue and walks proudly, head held high despite the fact that it seems that the nation's deck is stacked against her.
It has been a rather eventful last couple of weeks which I will touch upon, highlighting the fact that despite my frequent negativity with the way our nation is going, there are some hints of sanity that bring me a modicum of optimism.
Now mind you, there are still plenty of reasons for me to be torqued off. Biden's presidency began with a lightning-fast paced rollback of everything that Trump touched. Even some of the good things that could be considered popular on both sides of the aisle. One that's near and dear to my family was Trump's Executive Order regarding insulin and EpiPens- I have family members that rely on these to stay alive. My nephew has juvenile diabetes and his family is of meager means, so that executive order on pricing helped them immensely. For Biden to roll that one back showed just how vindictive the left really is, and possibly how in bed they are with big pharma. More on that later.For the record, Harris has plunged to a 28% approval rating in one recent poll, the lowest in modern history. So perhaps it’s no surprise that Harris is, as CNN said, citing alleged White House sources, being “sidelined.” - Daily Wire