A while back (Ok, quite a while back, like 12 years or so), Murphy’s Law was pining away about how he was
going to spend his lottery winnings and buy an F-86. A worthwhile expenditure to be sure, but MSgt
B joined the discussion with a comment about knowing a guy on Okinawa that had
one that he used to tow targets for the F-15s.
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And that comment fired the synapses that bring forth this story.
So, There I was……* I’m
at Kadena having been checked out in an F-15 in the short course at Luke AFB, 3 months and probably about 50
hours. Soloing in a jet on your first ride is thought provoking that’s for
sure. At least they save the AB takeoff
until a little bit later. Release brakes
and punch it is eye opening. Even on a
hot Arizona afternoon, by the time you’ve
checked the engines, (Why? I’m mean
really, it’s quite obvious to the most casual observer they are functioning
beautifully), anyhow, by the time you check the engines, you’re at rotate
speed. A small touch of the stick and
you’re airborne, you keep pulling on the stick to keep the airspeed under
control (yeah right) and avoid over speeding the gear. Slap them up, and you’re still pulling back
on the pole waiting for the gear light to go out. You’re now about 45 degrees nose high and
tower tells you to contact departure.
(Phoenix is a busy place airspace wise).
You’re still pulling as you contact departure and they tell you to level
at 18000’. You think, piece of cake,
until you look at the altimeter. A quick
increase of the g, and your vertical climb turns into an immelman and you’re
level, inverted but level, at 18000’. You’re first cognitive thought is “Gawd, what
an airplane!”
It's somewhat like this!
So, anyhow, I’m now at Kadena, been there a couple of months,
deployed to Kwanju for Team Spirit, so kind of settling in. My flight commander, in a rare turn of
events, happened to be one of my students at Holloman. He’d been an F-4 WSO and been selected for
Pilot Training. Got an F-15 as his
assignment, gone through Holloman and had been at Kadena for about 2 and a half
years. Pretty good guy and a decent stick. Let’s call him Jeff. The schedule has been posted and I’ve got the
first go flying on Jeff’s wing for a Dart ride.
Juvat, what is a Dart ride?
Words do not convey what a Dart Ride is.
Take all the awesomeness of flying the F-15, break out your awesomizer
ray gun (you have one of those don’t you?) and run it completely out of awesomizer
stuff, and you might have a description of a Dart Ride. Ok, I might have gotten a little carried away
on that.
A Dart Ride is an opportunity to take a pair of F-15 Eagles
and shoot the M-61 Vulcan 20mm 6 barrel
cannon at an airborne target! 6000
rounds a minute. A 100 rounds a second.
954 rounds on board, well, fully loaded. We get 200.
I’ve fired on the Dart before and frankly had a problem. Coming from an Air to Ground background, I’d
learned to strafe and shooting the gun in a strafe mission is different than
shooting the gun on an Air to Air mission.
In a strafe mission, killing the bad guy is a good thing, but there are
usually a lot of them, so keeping their heads down and disrupting their plan is
also important. So, in a strafing pass,
you usually try to fire as few rounds as possible. 20 rounds or so is desirable, all on target
of course. Not so in air to air.
In Dan Hampton’s book “Lords of the Sky: Fighter Pilots and
Air Combat, from the Red Baron to the F-16” (Available on Amazon, a great book, you should read it) his
description of the various aircraft includes a description of the firing rate,
number of guns and weight of the round and adds a number that tells you the total
amount of metal the aircraft throws at the opponent. That took me a while to learn. Strafe, you squeezed the trigger and
released, then the gun fired. Here, you
needed to squeeze until you heard the gun and then release. You really wanted about a hundred rounds each
time. Bullet density is going to kill the target.
Jeff and I have the first flight of the day, we’ll actually
take off before sunrise, so our brief starts about 0400. We’re about ready to step to the jets, and I
copy down our tail numbers. I notice
that the tail number assigned to me is the jet with my name painted on the
side. (“My jet” is not acceptable
vernacular around here and calling it "The Crew Chief’s Jet" while technically true does not
convey the meaning I desire.) It is a
great jet, Radar works well, it flies well, straight and true which is not
always the case. The crew chief and
assistant crew chief are good at what they do and I have a good relationship
with them. Things are just falling into
place.
It’s starting to get light as we start the jets and it looks
like it’s going to be a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky, light winds, and
good visibility. We’re in the arming
area, with the gun safety pin and warning flag showing, telling the arming crew that we’re
going shooting. On more normal missions, the safety pin is inserted inside the
gun door, so doesn't interfere with flight.
Guns hot, master arm switch triple checked off, we take the runway.
Departure from Kadena was easy. Take off, put the gear up, turn toward your
assigned airspace and once over water, cleared all altitudes. We’re taking off about 10 minutes ahead of
our target as we have to perform the safety check and make sure there are no
surface vessels in the area. Typically,
we would climb to a medium high altitude ~25000’ or so, but not today.
Today, as soon as we get feet wet, Jeff sends me out to
tactical spread formation, about 9000’ line abreast and with an altitude split
of a couple thousand feet. I move out
and start to climb a bit, but he’s pushing over and levels off at about 500’. In a low level situation, the wingman does
not take an altitude separation so as to not highlight the formation, so I
level off with Jeff on the Horizon. I
notice that Jeff has not pulled the power back either, we’re still in military
power, so the ocean is passing by at a great rate.
We’re approaching
the eastern edge of the operating area,
the sun is beginning its climb and we hear the target check in on the
frequency. Today, we’re not using any
GCI, to help us with the intercept, we’ll be relying on our own radar
to handle that. Jeff has briefed that first radar contact
will run the intercept and first visual gets first shot. Not all flight
leads are that lenient.
The target calls that he’s in the area and we are cleared to turn hot. Still headed east, I notice Jeff’s burner’s light. This is not hard, as it is still dark enough to see the bright white streak coming out of the back of his jet. I light mine and am instantly through the Mach. I watch Jeff begin to pull and I match him in a gigantic accelerating immelman, rolling out headed west at 38000’. I glance at the radar and have a contact about 70 miles on the nose, check the squawk and it’s our target. I get to run the intercept.
The target calls that he’s in the area and we are cleared to turn hot. Still headed east, I notice Jeff’s burner’s light. This is not hard, as it is still dark enough to see the bright white streak coming out of the back of his jet. I light mine and am instantly through the Mach. I watch Jeff begin to pull and I match him in a gigantic accelerating immelman, rolling out headed west at 38000’. I glance at the radar and have a contact about 70 miles on the nose, check the squawk and it’s our target. I get to run the intercept.
He’s at 20k and as
we get to about 40 mile range, I get the "Reno" (I've got a target
formation breakout on my radar) on the actual thing we’re going to
shoot, the dart about 1500’ in trail of
the F-86. That’s a great advantage,
since when we get to lockon range, I can lockon to the actual target and
the
target box on my Heads Up Display will appear over it instead of the
F-86.
We’re still in the high 30’s when we get to lockon
range. I lock and my jet’s systems are
spot on. I catch a flash of sunlight off
the dart and can make out the F-86 also.
I call visual, Jeff and the target call No Joy. I talk Jeff’s eyes on the target and am
starting my vertical conversion and tell the target to start the turn and look
up. I pop a flare. (We can’t shoot unless he sees us) All have a tally and we’re cleared hot.
Master arm hot. Finger off the trigger (Rule 3 applies). I’m now almost vertical in my dive and he’s slightly off the right side of my nose. He’s got two choices, turn into me, which would put him on Jeff’s nose or turn away from me, putting him on my nose. At this point it really doesn’t matter, I am pulling lead by rolling the jet and he can’t deny me turning room as I’m well above him. He turns away from me, I make a small roll to establish lead and begin the pull out of the dive as I close the range.
The pipper is settling down and the range is closing
rapidly, I’m in gun range ~2500’, but pause.
I’d been making that mistake before, and didn't intend to make it
again. 1500’, one last check of master
arm. It’s hot, finger on the trigger.
1200’ Squeeze and hold. The pipper is
dead steady as I hear the Gun fire.
Release the trigger and pull on the stick, still have a lot of overtake,
so immediately roll to keep the target it sight. Look back high to find Jeff and prepare to
reattack when out of the corner of my eye, I see an amazing array of
flashes. The target had disintegrated
and all the tinfoil parts were fluttering in the sunlight like little mirrors
as they made their way to the ocean.
Tow pilot calls “knock it off”, and we clear out of the way.
Without the aerodynamics of the dart to
stabilize the cable, he needs to jettison it quickly before it has a chance to
do anything bad. He lets it go, and we
head home. Jeff does a quick battle
damage check of me, nothing, and because
it’s required, I do one on him. Not
surprisingly, he’s fine.
I, however, am
higher than a kite. I’m ready to take on anybody and
everybody. We pitch out, land, dearm and
debrief the jets with maintenance. Pull
the VCR Tape and invite the crew chief and assistant to the flight
debrief to
watch some “really cool S**t!”. Walking
back to the Squadron, Jeff tells me I owe him a beer since he didn't get
to
shoot, but , he says, “I just wanted to do that once with someone
who didn't start in an Eagle, someone who might recognize just how much
better this jet is
than anything flying. Guess I did!”
*What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story, a fairy tale begins "once upon a time. A war story begins "so, there I was".
*What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story, a fairy tale begins "once upon a time. A war story begins "so, there I was".


Good to read a war story from someone who was there and did that juvat. Makes me wonder how the current crop of pilots view their steeds, the F-22, F-35 , and f-16. Today's post tells us how you felt about the F-15........:)
ReplyDeleteNylon, I know next to nothing about the avionics of the first two, but unless there gun has some form of auto aiming capability the process should be much the same. AMRAAM and Heat seekers (or whatever air to air missiles they carry now) would be much more sophisticated and therefore deadly. I wouldn’t want to get into a real fight with them.
Deletejuvat
Aerial gunnery is a most valuable capability, but dependent on the aircraft, gun, ammo and pilot all doing their bit. Missiles are wonderful too, but the gun is something to be included in the package if at all possible. Not bolted on external baggage, but part of the plane from the start. (Think A-10, the plane built around the gun, both incomparably good at their mission!)
ReplyDeleteDuring WW2 the U.S. made about 100,000 fighter planes (and another 100,000 bombers and another 100, other types). The sole mission of those fighters was to take a bunch of Browning machine guns aloft and fire them at people and planes who "just needed killin." Brave pilots, wonderful aircraft designers and riveters to make the planes, and thousands of anonymous folks churning out billions of bullets to run thru machine guns made by companies which mostly had no prior gunmaking experience. "I love it when a plan comes together..." pretty well sums up the results. Those same .50 caliber Brownings are still used today with only minor improvements over the originals made 105 years ago, albeit largely replaced as aerial guns by 20mm Gatling types.
But, the pilot is the guy who makes it all happen, or perhaps is the person who can eff it all up at the last minute.
Great story, Juvat!
John Blackshoe
Well, When I first got into the Eagle, I had a bit of a problem with Air to Air gunnery, As I kinda mentioned above, Air to Air techniques are significantly different than Air to Ground which was all the Gun practice I'd had. Once I got the hang of it, primarily on the ride I described above, I had no further difficulties. In fact when I became a flight lead, I would tend to say "no Joy" as we approached the tow plane. My wingman would get the first shot then. If he had hits, I could come in and kill the target, assuming my gunnery skills were up to par that day. That would generally up the wingman's confidence level, something very (very, very) important to a fighter pilot.
DeleteThanks
juvat
Wow Juvat! I do not think I have read anything like this before. Thanks for sharing! I can see where the rush comes from.
ReplyDeleteQuestion for the uninitiated: exactly how far in front of the "target" is the tow plane? I can see where an off shot could create an unfortunate situation.
THBB,
DeleteI'm not sure, it's been a while. But I think it was at least 1500', probably more like 2 grand. When we attacked we always came from the side the tow pilot was turning in to. Since we're shooting from the inside of the circle, and the bullets fly in a straight path, they would all pass behind him. I heard a story back then about a new guy who overshot the circle, pulled his nose back into lead and squeezed out a short burst, At the first twinkle the tow pilot saw from the gun and his position, he started a real life gun jink. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Well until he got called into the Squadron CO's office where his flight lead and the tow pilot were also.
His butt was considerably smaller after they got through with him.
The bullets are not explosive, as they would be in combat, but, would still kill you if hit.
juvat
Enjoyed the saga and as someone who has only ridden as a passenger I'm always amazed at what pilots can do with a plane. But what tickled me was when you referred to an immelman. I'm reading a sci fi book right now and the main character is a pilot who decided to make that move. Had to stop and look up the word just last night. Love your stories.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,
DeleteThe immelman is a fun maneuver, but is not really a valid tactic in Air to Air. First since your going above the horizon, your radar return isn't obscured at all, Doing a split S (with enough altitude) at least makes the bad guy's radar to look at you AND the earth. Second, as you'll be going straight up, your airspeed (the source of energy that allows you to turn or even fly) rapidly goes away. So, not generally a valid tactic.
Now back in the days of machine guns and biplanes it might have been more successful. I don't know, I'm not that old! ;-)
juvat
"...a fairy tale begins "once upon a time. A war story begins "so, there I was"."
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to a sea story, which begins "This ain't no---" uh, I forget the noun we used.
--Tennessee Budd
TB,
DeleteI believe the polite term is Fecal Matter. At least it is in the Modern Day Air Force, I don't believe it was EXACTLY the same in my Day and probably yours.
juvat
I have justy read some F-18 hotshot disabled Iranian tanker with 20mm strafing run - so the skills are still relevant in 2026!
ReplyDeletePawel,
DeleteWell...6000 rounds a minute is the firing rate (I think the full load is around 1000 rounds), so you've got about 10 seconds of trigger down time. So, in answer to your question, yes firing the gun is still a skill to be maintained as it is carried in the F-22 and, I think, the F-35.
Plus, in peace time, it's fun to shoot.
juvat
I think F-35 got a slightly different gun , but it is still a gun, so all the ballistics skills apply
Deletechecked out, here is the gun:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-12_Equalizer#GAU-22/A
Pawel,
DeleteThanks. It is a bit different, only 4 barrels and limited to 3,300 rounds per minute. Gunfighting is not a welcome task for the F-35. Getting in, dropping bombs and getting out, all unseen is their preferred tactic. There’s an old saying that I can’t find now. “Why do you carry a gun.” “So the bad guys don’t come at me quite so fast”
That’s probably not the exact verbiage, but the idea is the same.
juvat
F-35 is in bad situation if it is in a gunfight with enemy fighter, since it means it is both bereft of stealth advantage and out of missiles, but it is far better than same situation without gun...
DeletePawel,
DeleteANY aircraft is in dire straits if he needs to resort to a gun in air to air. That old saying "It's better to have a gun and not need it than to NEED a gun and not have one" is very true!
Thanks, Pawel!
juvat