Thursday, August 13, 2026

Norway

   

 

Ok Folks, you get photographs this round. Why? Well we were on vacay on a cruise in Norway and the scenery is unbelievably beautiful.

Also, I was writing this post on an iPad! There’s no keyboard feel so typing takes considerably longer with more typos.

Mea Culpa!

OK, so on with the show! Journey started a week ago last Saturday, flew Houston to London. 16 hours later in the evening,we met our tour guide. Checked in to the hotel and did a front leaning face plant on the bed. Awakened by a phone call. It was light out. Our son and family were in the lobby to take us to the ship. (They are going with us). Could have swore we’d only been asleep 5 minutes or so. 

Got to the ship. It was pretty easy to determine which was the Disney ship.

                                 


On board and checked in, bags unpacked and ready to sail.





Little J, LJW and Miss B got a welcome aboard from Chip and Dale. This is a Disney greats you. You might have ascertained by now. 

 

Good for a chuckle however.

Monday we spent a day at sea, overcast sky, but the North Sea was fairly calm (in North Sea terms).


 But the Fjords were AWESOME!

 

 To gain an understanding of size.  That white dot just to the right of the center of the picture is a 33 foot Sailboat about 3000' away.  The Fjord mountains are huge!

Tuesday, we arrived at our first (of 5) port, Haugesund (pronounced h aa oh j ee sz uu uu n d) At least that's how THESE folks do it.* I’ll leave it to your imagination. The ladies (4 plus a 4 yo) decided shopping was the mission of the day. It was fun and kind of cool looking as well as temp. At least until it started raining. So we flagged down a cab and RTB’d.

When we woke up Wednesday, we were docked at a medium sized town named Olden. The town wasn’t as old as its name, so we decided to visit the local aquarium.

This fine fellow was pretty old.



Not as old as Sarge, but there’s a strong resemblance!

Just kidding!

Anyhow it was a pretty interesting “kettle of fish”. No pun intended …..RiiiggggghhhhTTTT!!!


So we’re now headed to Alesund, which is down a LONG fjord. Another nice, neat, friendly town. But tonight is “Pirate Night”.  All passengers and crew are expected to be in pirate garb.
 

So the Ladies did. Lots of fun!

Last town visited was Stavenger. Unfortunately, I acquired a digestive problem requiring a close radius to a facility, so didn’t go downtown. The gang said it was nice, clean and the shopping was good.  I got to look at a sailing ship from our veranda when I wasn't.....well, you know.







So the next day we’re back on the North Sea headed to London followed closely by a run through the airport and a 16 hour flight back to Houston. Mrs J decided caution was required so reserved a hotel room in Austin for the night before we driving ourselves to finish the  RTB.
 
Although the flight home was boring, we were in Business Class which was extremely comfortable. (A reward which Mrs J had been given by her travel agent company). However, we were sitting one cubicle behind another. So not a lot of conversation.
 
Upon rising in Austin, a shuttle lift to the airport parking lot and a 1.5 hour drive home and an early to Bedtime, we're back in business.
 
What a great vacation! Friends, Family, and Wine Tasting.  Doesn't get much better than that. 

All in all, a lot of fun! Peace out y’all!
 
*For whatever reason, Haugesund was the only one sounded out on that website that I could find on the web. 






 

16 comments:

  1. And not even ONE photo of a "Norwegian blue pining for the fjords???"

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    1. Well, I'm not a Ship Captain, but I'm pretty sure there were shippinl lanes or rules in the fjords. Could be wrong. I don't know if the trees in the close aboard fjord shots included that tree. I'm not an arborist. Sorry. That having been said, compared to Texas there was lots (and lots) of beautiful landscape and vegestation
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  2. Good to hear you folks survived those long flights juvat and that Norwegian topography! Man a person doesn't get paid enough to wear a Chip or Dale costume........did lutefisk appear on the ship's menu? :)

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    1. Nylon,
      Last first, not that I'm aware of, but Steak was and pretty darn good. As were the rest of the meals. The advantage of the departure leg was it was dark fairly soon after takeoff, and landing was mid-morning. So Sleep was easy. The return trip was pretty much all daylight so sleep was a bit more difficult. Well until we finally got to Austin after dark and Mrs J made the executive decision to spend the night in a hotel. As to the last, I'm not sure...My menu scan stopped at beef. ;-)
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  3. A word of warning about the North Sea:

    The King sits in Dunferline toun,
    Drinkin the blude-reid wine
    ‘O whaur will A get a skeely skipper
    Tae sail this new ship o mine?’

    O up and spak an eldern knight,
    Sat at the king’s richt knee;
    ‘Sir Patrick Spens is the best sailor
    That ever sailt the sea.’

    Our king has written a braid letter
    And sealed it wi his hand,
    And sent it to Sir Patrick Spens,
    Wis walkin on the strand.

    ‘Tae Noroway, to Noroway,
    Tae Noroway ower the faem;
    The King’s dauchter o Noroway,
    Tis thou maun bring her hame.’

    The first word that Sir Partick read
    Sae loud, loud laucht he;
    The neist word that Sir Patrick read
    The tear blindit his ee.

    ‘O wha is this has duin this deed
    An tauld the king o me,
    Tae send us out, at this time o year,
    Tae sail abuin the sea?

    ‘Be it wind, be it weet, be it hail, be it sleet,
    Our ship maun sail the faem;
    The King’s dauchter o Noroway,
    Tis we maun fetch her hame.’

    They hoystit their sails on Monenday morn,
    Wi aw the speed they may;
    They hae landit in Noroway
    Upon a Wodensday.

    ‘Mak ready, mak ready, my merry men aw!
    Our gude ship sails the morn.’
    ‘Nou eer alack, ma maister dear,
    I fear a deadly storm.’

    ‘A saw the new muin late yestreen
    Wi the auld muin in her airm
    And gif we gang tae sea, maister,
    A fear we’ll cam tae hairm.’

    They hadnae sailt a league, a league,
    A league but barely three,
    When the lift grew dark, an the wind blew loud
    An gurly grew the sea.

    The ankers brak, an the topmaist lap,
    It was sic a deadly storm.
    An the waves cam ower the broken ship
    Til aw her sides were torn.

    ‘Go fetch a web o silken claith,
    Anither o the twine,
    An wap them into our ship’s side,
    An let nae the sea cam in.’

    They fetcht a web o the silken claith,
    Anither O the twine,
    An they wappp’d them roun that gude ship’s side,
    But still the sea cam in.

    O laith, laith were our gude Scots lords
    Tae weet their cork-heelt shuin;
    But lang or aw the play wis playd
    They wat their hats abuin.

    And mony wis the feather bed
    That flattert on the faem;
    And mony wis the gude lord’s son
    That never mair cam hame.

    O lang, lang may the ladies sit,
    Wi their fans intae their hand,
    Afore they see Sir Patrick Spens
    Come sailin tae the strand!

    And lang, lang may the maidens sit
    Wi their gowd kames in their hair,
    A-waitin for their ane dear loes!
    For them they’ll see nae mair.

    Half-ower, half-ower to Aberdour,
    Tis fifty fathoms deep;
    An there lies gude Sir Patrick Spens,
    Wi the Scots lords at his feet!

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    1. Dearieme,
      What!!! Were you on board? That's pretty much how it went! No crew member could understand our questions or requests if not in that dialect. Took me a day and a half to adapt (I'm a linguistic expert, right?) before I got food or could find my suite or a bathroom, Dropped a few pounds, but they came quickly back and brought a few of their friends also.
      :-)
      juvat

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  4. Thanks for the pictures, Juvat! Sounds like you had a great time!

    (I have been informed The Ravishing Mrs. TB will be visiting Norway next year.)

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    1. THBB,
      With a little bribing and TLC, she might even take you with her! Just kidding of course.

      Man! It was stunning! The people were very friendly. Once we got out of England, all the ports in Norway were fabulous. Neat, clean, friendly even the rain was intermittent and more misty than rain. Loved it. As I bet you will also.
      juvat

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  5. Nice pictures, thanks for sharing.

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    1. Rob,
      My pleasure! If I run out of things to post, I've still got photos ;-)

      juvat

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  6. Did you get to visit Bergen? That's the only city I've visited there. Do you know what kind of car the Vikings drive? A Fjord Explorer! - Tuna

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    1. Tuna,
      No, the only towns (not cities) we visited, I mentioned in the post. They were very neat and friendly. Good enough that I thought about moving. Then I realized if it was as cold as it was in August, what would it be like in January. I didn't think this Texas boy would survive during that 6 month winter.
      ;-)
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    2. One does get well acclimated to the warmth. - T

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  7. iPad? Why are you typing? I think the shortcut is a double tap in the text box and it will type what you say.

    My iPad died a couple of years back and my "Backup " in the cloud was garbage so I passed on any future pad.

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    1. Anon,
      I’ve had this iPad for several years and never knew about that capability. Thanks for teaching me a new old trick.
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