A while back (Ok, quite a while back, like 12 years or so), Murphy’s Law was pining away about how he was
going to spend his lottery winnings and buy an F-86. A worthwhile expenditure to be sure, but MSgt
B joined the discussion with a comment about knowing a guy on Okinawa that had
one that he used to tow targets for the F-15s.
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| This would be that Tow Plane Photo copied from Here |
And that comment fired the synapses that bring forth this story.
So, There I was……* I’m
at Kadena having been checked out in an F-15 in the short course at Luke AFB, 3 months and probably about 50
hours. Soloing in a jet on your first ride is thought provoking that’s for
sure. At least they save the AB takeoff
until a little bit later. Release brakes
and punch it is eye opening. Even on a
hot Arizona afternoon, by the time you’ve
checked the engines, (Why? I’m mean
really, it’s quite obvious to the most casual observer they are functioning
beautifully), anyhow, by the time you check the engines, you’re at rotate
speed. A small touch of the stick and
you’re airborne, you keep pulling on the stick to keep the airspeed under
control (yeah right) and avoid over speeding the gear. Slap them up, and you’re still pulling back
on the pole waiting for the gear light to go out. You’re now about 45 degrees nose high and
tower tells you to contact departure.
(Phoenix is a busy place airspace wise).
You’re still pulling as you contact departure and they tell you to level
at 18000’. You think, piece of cake,
until you look at the altimeter. A quick
increase of the g, and your vertical climb turns into an immelman and you’re
level, inverted but level, at 18000’. You’re first cognitive thought is “Gawd, what
an airplane!”
It's somewhat like this!
So, anyhow, I’m now at Kadena, been there a couple of months,
deployed to Kwanju for Team Spirit, so kind of settling in. My flight commander, in a rare turn of
events, happened to be one of my students at Holloman. He’d been an F-4 WSO and been selected for
Pilot Training. Got an F-15 as his
assignment, gone through Holloman and had been at Kadena for about 2 and a half
years. Pretty good guy and a decent stick. Let’s call him Jeff. The schedule has been posted and I’ve got the
first go flying on Jeff’s wing for a Dart ride.
Juvat, what is a Dart ride?
Words do not convey what a Dart Ride is.
Take all the awesomeness of flying the F-15, break out your awesomizer
ray gun (you have one of those don’t you?) and run it completely out of awesomizer
stuff, and you might have a description of a Dart Ride. Ok, I might have gotten a little carried away
on that.
A Dart Ride is an opportunity to take a pair of F-15 Eagles
and shoot the M-61 Vulcan 20mm 6 barrel
cannon at an airborne target! 6000
rounds a minute. A 100 rounds a second.
954 rounds on board, well, fully loaded. We get 200.
I’ve fired on the Dart before and frankly had a problem. Coming from an Air to Ground background, I’d
learned to strafe and shooting the gun in a strafe mission is different than
shooting the gun on an Air to Air mission.
In a strafe mission, killing the bad guy is a good thing, but there are
usually a lot of them, so keeping their heads down and disrupting their plan is
also important. So, in a strafing pass,
you usually try to fire as few rounds as possible. 20 rounds or so is desirable, all on target
of course. Not so in air to air.
In Dan Hampton’s book “Lords of the Sky: Fighter Pilots and
Air Combat, from the Red Baron to the F-16” (Available on Amazon, a great book, you should read it) his
description of the various aircraft includes a description of the firing rate,
number of guns and weight of the round and adds a number that tells you the total
amount of metal the aircraft throws at the opponent. That took me a while to learn. Strafe, you squeezed the trigger and
released, then the gun fired. Here, you
needed to squeeze until you heard the gun and then release. You really wanted about a hundred rounds each
time. Bullet density is going to kill the target.
Jeff and I have the first flight of the day, we’ll actually
take off before sunrise, so our brief starts about 0400. We’re about ready to step to the jets, and I
copy down our tail numbers. I notice
that the tail number assigned to me is the jet with my name painted on the
side. (“My jet” is not acceptable
vernacular around here and calling it "The Crew Chief’s Jet" while technically true does not
convey the meaning I desire.) It is a
great jet, Radar works well, it flies well, straight and true which is not
always the case. The crew chief and
assistant crew chief are good at what they do and I have a good relationship
with them. Things are just falling into
place.
It’s starting to get light as we start the jets and it looks
like it’s going to be a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky, light winds, and
good visibility. We’re in the arming
area, with the gun safety pin and warning flag showing, telling the arming crew that we’re
going shooting. On more normal missions, the safety pin is inserted inside the
gun door, so doesn't interfere with flight.
Guns hot, master arm switch triple checked off, we take the runway.
Departure from Kadena was easy. Take off, put the gear up, turn toward your
assigned airspace and once over water, cleared all altitudes. We’re taking off about 10 minutes ahead of
our target as we have to perform the safety check and make sure there are no
surface vessels in the area. Typically,
we would climb to a medium high altitude ~25000’ or so, but not today.
Today, as soon as we get feet wet, Jeff sends me out to
tactical spread formation, about 9000’ line abreast and with an altitude split
of a couple thousand feet. I move out
and start to climb a bit, but he’s pushing over and levels off at about 500’. In a low level situation, the wingman does
not take an altitude separation so as to not highlight the formation, so I
level off with Jeff on the Horizon. I
notice that Jeff has not pulled the power back either, we’re still in military
power, so the ocean is passing by at a great rate.
We’re approaching
the eastern edge of the operating area,
the sun is beginning its climb and we hear the target check in on the
frequency. Today, we’re not using any
GCI, to help us with the intercept, we’ll be relying on our own radar
to handle that. Jeff has briefed that first radar contact
will run the intercept and first visual gets first shot. Not all flight
leads are that lenient.
The target calls that he’s in the area and we are cleared to turn hot. Still headed east, I notice Jeff’s burner’s light. This is not hard, as it is still dark enough to see the bright white streak coming out of the back of his jet. I light mine and am instantly through the Mach. I watch Jeff begin to pull and I match him in a gigantic accelerating immelman, rolling out headed west at 38000’. I glance at the radar and have a contact about 70 miles on the nose, check the squawk and it’s our target. I get to run the intercept.
The target calls that he’s in the area and we are cleared to turn hot. Still headed east, I notice Jeff’s burner’s light. This is not hard, as it is still dark enough to see the bright white streak coming out of the back of his jet. I light mine and am instantly through the Mach. I watch Jeff begin to pull and I match him in a gigantic accelerating immelman, rolling out headed west at 38000’. I glance at the radar and have a contact about 70 miles on the nose, check the squawk and it’s our target. I get to run the intercept.
He’s at 20k and as
we get to about 40 mile range, I get the "Reno" (I've got a target
formation breakout on my radar) on the actual thing we’re going to
shoot, the dart about 1500’ in trail of
the F-86. That’s a great advantage,
since when we get to lockon range, I can lockon to the actual target and
the
target box on my Heads Up Display will appear over it instead of the
F-86.
We’re still in the high 30’s when we get to lockon
range. I lock and my jet’s systems are
spot on. I catch a flash of sunlight off
the dart and can make out the F-86 also.
I call visual, Jeff and the target call No Joy. I talk Jeff’s eyes on the target and am
starting my vertical conversion and tell the target to start the turn and look
up. I pop a flare. (We can’t shoot unless he sees us) All have a tally and we’re cleared hot.
Master arm hot. Finger off the trigger (Rule 3 applies). I’m now almost vertical in my dive and he’s slightly off the right side of my nose. He’s got two choices, turn into me, which would put him on Jeff’s nose or turn away from me, putting him on my nose. At this point it really doesn’t matter, I am pulling lead by rolling the jet and he can’t deny me turning room as I’m well above him. He turns away from me, I make a small roll to establish lead and begin the pull out of the dive as I close the range.
The pipper is settling down and the range is closing
rapidly, I’m in gun range ~2500’, but pause.
I’d been making that mistake before, and didn't intend to make it
again. 1500’, one last check of master
arm. It’s hot, finger on the trigger.
1200’ Squeeze and hold. The pipper is
dead steady as I hear the Gun fire.
Release the trigger and pull on the stick, still have a lot of overtake,
so immediately roll to keep the target it sight. Look back high to find Jeff and prepare to
reattack when out of the corner of my eye, I see an amazing array of
flashes. The target had disintegrated
and all the tinfoil parts were fluttering in the sunlight like little mirrors
as they made their way to the ocean.
Tow pilot calls “knock it off”, and we clear out of the way.
Without the aerodynamics of the dart to
stabilize the cable, he needs to jettison it quickly before it has a chance to
do anything bad. He lets it go, and we
head home. Jeff does a quick battle
damage check of me, nothing, and because
it’s required, I do one on him. Not
surprisingly, he’s fine.
I, however, am
higher than a kite. I’m ready to take on anybody and
everybody. We pitch out, land, dearm and
debrief the jets with maintenance. Pull
the VCR Tape and invite the crew chief and assistant to the flight
debrief to
watch some “really cool S**t!”. Walking
back to the Squadron, Jeff tells me I owe him a beer since he didn't get
to
shoot, but , he says, “I just wanted to do that once with someone
who didn't start in an Eagle, someone who might recognize just how much
better this jet is
than anything flying. Guess I did!”
*What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story, a fairy tale begins "once upon a time. A war story begins "so, there I was".
*What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story, a fairy tale begins "once upon a time. A war story begins "so, there I was".


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