Wednesday, April 1, 2026

1775 Nears Its End ...

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Boston Harbor, November 1775

Though the grenadiers under Captain Marston had moved quickly, by the time they had reached the other shore of the small island the colonials were already well outside of musket range. Marston wondered if the Royal Navy would be as flexible as these New England fishermen. Every time they sought to bring the colonials to battle, they were gone as quickly as they had arrived.

"Give 'em a volley, Sir?" Sergeant Andrews suggested to his commander.

"They're out of range but, what the hell. Lads, make ready!"

The company fell into a ragged line, on command, they fired a volley at the retiring whale boat. It felt somewhat satisfying, as long as one ignored the jeers from the colonials in the whale boat, who knew they were indeed out of range.

Andrews looked at the men, they were champing at the bit, they wanted to fight but the colonials were a will-o'-the-wisp. They'd land on an island to confront a British foraging party but never stand long enough for a proper fight. Often the foraging parties would come away empty handed which, Andrews supposed, was their goal all along.

As they fell in to march back to their own boats, Corporal Tom Holloway remarked to Andrews, "The lads are tiring of all this, Sarge."

"I know, Tommy, but you've seen it, the bastards won't stand unless they're behind a wall. It's almost as bad as fighting the natives."

"Almost?"

"As far as I know, the Americans don't torture their captives."

As the siege wore on, British morale continued to plummet.


South of Lake George, New York, November 1775

Will Hensley, much like other men laying siege to Boston, had volunteered for Colonel Knox's expedition to Ticonderoga out of boredom. As he put his back into pushing the heavy sledge up yet another small rise, he wondered at his own stupidity. He could be sitting in the lines around Boston, watching the British, instead he was out in the wilderness, helping to bring cannon, shot, and powder to Boston.

He was beginning to wonder if they would ever get there. The weather had been harsh, which froze everything over, making it easier to move the guns on their sleds, even though each rise brought the men in to assist the oxen and horses, further straining aching backs. Then the temperature would rise, turning everything to mud.

Will had seen the colonel once, sitting on horseback. The man was big, Will almost felt sorry for the horse, and seemed to be everywhere up and down the column. He would occasionally dismount and throw his own considerable bulk behind a stubborn sleigh. Will had been impressed by the man.

Everyone knew, that if they could get these guns to the new commander of the army around Boston, they might drive the British away for good. He was wondering what the new general from Virginia was like, fellow name of Washington he'd heard.

The sled he was pushing made it to the top of the rise, then men quickly worked to belay it with ropes before it slid down the other side, out of control. In many cases, they had to unhitch the team pulling the sled, then hook them up to pull in the opposite direction if the slope was steep enough.

Will had seen the Berkshires, he was starting to wonder how they'd ever get through those hills!


Before Quebec, November 1775

Colonel Benedict Arnold's half of the expedition, down to no more than 600 men of his original 1,100, had arrived at the St. Lawrence, across from the city. In the terrible weather, the men had seen the British ships on patrol in the river, there to prevent a crossing. A number had wondered just how they were going to get across, then attack the fortified town.

Seamus McTeague was still with his company, he was now a sergeant, much to his surprise. The company had started the trip through the wilderness of Maine with forty men, they were down to sixteen. Some had died on the trip, some had been left behind as too weak to carry on, and some had gone back the way they'd come. Those that were left were the toughest of the lot. Seamus didn't consider himself tough, just lucky.

Word had come down that Colonel Arnold was waiting for the other prong of the Canadian expedition, under Colonel Montgomery, to arrive before proceeding to attack the city. A messenger had arrived, Montgomery was on his way, Montreal had been captured. Arnold had been hoping for Canadian support on the expedition. Outside the kindness of the few Canadians they had encountered so far, supplying the men with shelter and provisions, few of the inhabitants of the region were ready to take up arms against the Crown.

Ensign Thompson was circulating among the few survivors of his company, when he saw Will, he gestured him to come over by the fire.

"Sir?"

"We'll be moving across the river soon. We're marching down to a mill on a tributary of the St. Lawrence, it's actually owned by a fellow from New Jersey. The army is gathering canoes and other boats to make the crossing. Have the lads be ready to move in about an hour. One of the locals says a storm is brewing, which will reduce visibility on the river."

"We're to cross in the face of the Royal Navy?" Seamus asked, a worried tone in his voice.

"There are only the two ships, right now they're riding at anchor. Local fellow says that the gap between the two is large enough that once the storm comes up, we should be able to slip on over between them without being seen."

"Should be?"

Ensign Thompson grinned and said, "There are no guarantees in life, Seamus. But if I was a praying man, that's what I'd be doing while waiting for the boats."

Seamus shivered, and not because the temperature was dropping.

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Into the Berkshires, December 1775

They had crossed from New York into Massachusetts, many of the teamsters from New York, wishing to return home, had been replaced by new men, and teams, from Massachusetts, hired by Colonel Knox. Will was annoyed at that.

"What, these fellows have to return home?" he had grumbled.

"Not everyone wants to sacrifice, lad." his sergeant had said.

"We're how far from our homes in New Hampshire? And this lot can't proceed on to Boston?" Will was still angry.

"Complaining about it ain't going to get these cannon over the Berkshires, Will. That lot will no doubt rejoice once we've driven the redcoats out of Boston, but sacrifice to make it happen? Nah, they'll collect their pay and go home for now."

As the column began to move again, Will Hensley shook his head. The continent would never be free of that English king if everyone needed to be paid to fight. It didn't cross his mind, being single and free of any responsibility, that families needed to be fed, many men couldn't just up and leave to go fight the English. There was also the risk of repercussions from the Crown should this rebellion fail.

All that fled from Will's mind as another slope was upon them, time to help the oxen. As he bent his back to the task, Will's thoughts turned to getting through another day.



Tuesday, March 31, 2026

The Boredom of the Siege

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Somewhere in Maine, along the Kennebec River, October 1775

The boats had been carried for what felt like hundreds of miles, at least it felt that way to young Seamus McTeague. They had just completed yet another portage, this time well over ten miles. The men were exhausted, wet, and hungry.

Most of the provisions had been ruined early in the journey as the boats they were using leaked badly. Much of their powder had been ruined as well. Seamus had remarked to one of his comrades about that.

"When we get to Quebec City we'll have no powder, what are we expected to do, throw rocks at the garrison?"

Wesley Chatham, another Massachusetts militiaman who had volunteered for the expedition laughed, "You said 'when,' Seamus. More like 'if.' We'll probably starve to death out here in this dank, forgotten wilderness long before we get to Canada."

"Well, it would help if we didn't have to carry these damnable heavy boats ..." Seamus began before his sergeant cut him off.

"They're called bateaux, not boats."

"Boats, bateaux, useless leaking pieces of ..."

"Mind your language, lad. I know we're in the wilderness and there are no women or children present, but that sort of language becomes a habit. A bad habit."

Seamus wanted to glare at the sergeant but, realizing the man was right and knowing what his old Gran would say, he nodded and said, "Aye, I suppose yer right, Sarge."


The boredom of the siege of Boston had led many a militiaman to volunteer for Colonel Arnold's expedition to attack Canada. It was a two pronged expedition. One, led by a Colonel Montgomery, would follow the traditional route to Canada, up Lake George and Lake Champlain, traveling by water. Seamus McTeague was with Arnold's force, they had traveled by ship from Newburyport up to the mouth of the Kennebec River which they would follow through the Maine wilderness.

Colonel Arnold had set out with over a thousand men, Seamus doubted that many still remained with the column. Though, to his knowledge, only one man had died so far. While clearing timber a tree had fallen on one man, killing him outright. But as the weather got worse and worse and supplies ran lower and lower, Seamus fully expected that a lot more men would die long before reaching Canada.

Seamus was regretting his choice to leave the boredom of the siege for the peril of the wilderness. At this point, it was probably just as dangerous to go back as it was to go forward. He felt something cold on his hand as he thought about that, so he looked up from his revery.

It was snowing.


The British Lines, Boston, October 1775

"Salt pork again?" one of the grenadiers said with disgust as the company rations were distributed.

Sergeant Allen Andrews looked up from where he was seated, brushing his uniform tunic, and said, 'Look lads, it's all we've got at the moment. The Navy is supposed to be bringing in supplies any day now, but ..."

"When will that be, Sarge? When they can spare a moment from burning American towns?¹"

Private Jameson went quiet when he saw the man next to him look up and shake his head. 

"Perhaps, if the salt pork ain't to your liking, Private Jameson, a taste of the lash might be more to your taste." Captain Marston had heard the men grousing as he arrived at the company bivouac, so decided to take action.

Jameson went pale as a sheet, "No Sir, begging your pardon, Sir. I meant no disrespect ..."

The captain had had a man flogged only the week before for insubordination. Every one of the grenadiers remembered that, but their morale had been sagging for quite some time. Many still remembered their bloody "victory" some months ago at Breed's Hill. Now they were bottled up in Boston, surrounded by a rebel force which seemed to grow larger daily.

Meanwhile, their only contact with the outside world was via the sea, and they all felt that the Royal Navy could do more to succor them. Instead, the Navy brought more men in and spent a lot of time patrolling the coast.

Andrews knew all this, knew that the generals were probably doing their best, but in his considered opinion, their best wasn't very good.

Marston looked around at his men, then came to a decision. "I'm volunteering this company for a working party out on the islands.² The Navy will transport us out there where a party of men will be cutting hay for the animals within our lines. There's also the possibility of gathering some rebel sheep out there as well. Any of you lads fancy a bit of mutton to supplement your diets?"

Andrews saw the men's attitudes improve almost immediately as the lads gave a cheer for their captain. Andrews knew that the captain could be harsh, but he had a knack for motivating the men. A little expedition into the harbor would certainly relieve the boredom of the siege.

The grenadiers had been landed in the early hours of a foggy October morning. They had secured a beach head on the small island and had watched as a group of men, loyalists Andrews assumed, had come ashore.

"Sergeant, post your line a bit further out, also send a couple of your best men ahead to scout the island. Can't see a damned thing in this bloody fog."

"Sir! Corporal Holloway, take Meade and Simpson, scout on ahead. Don't wander too far, stay in range of that ..." Andrews swept his hand over towards the civilian working party who were cutting hay and making an absurd amount of noise while doing so.

Holloway grinned, "Right away, Sarge. Come on you two, you heard the Sergeant."

The three men had been swallowed up by the fog within seconds of moving out. Andrews glanced at the captain, Marston was seemingly engaged with watching the men cutting hay. He had a grin on his face.

"That lot swears more than a group of tars³, wouldn't you say so, Sarn't Andrews?" Marston shook his head as he said that.

"They'd certainly give the Navy a run for their money, that's for sure, Sir."


The snow had turned to rain, and it was coming down so hard that Seamus could see that the river was rising, rapidly. They were now on the Dead River, so called because of its sluggish current, which was anything but sluggish now.

Their already dire situation became worse when one party ascended a branch of the river, only to discover their error only after a number of boats had overturned, spoiling what remained of their meager rations. Even Colonel Arnold considered turning back at that point.

The men were gathered under a tree, scant protection from the rain but better than sitting in the open, when the sergeant returned.

"Right lads, we're pushing on. Only the most fit though, any of you lads feel like you're done in, can stay here, or go back. I'm for pushing on. Any of you ladies feel like going back?"

What was left of the company, perhaps thirty men, decided that going back was no better than going forward. Seamus had shouldered his firelock and went to stand with his sergeant. "Might as well keep going, eh Sarge?"

"There's a good lad, now come on, boys, up and at 'em."

Canada was close, but so was starvation.




¹ The Royal Navy bombarded the town of Falmouth (now called Portland) in Maine, in October of 1775. Then Marines were sent ashore to burn the structures still standing.
² Boston harbor had many small islands back in 1775. Both sides used them to graze livestock and provide fodder for their horses and cattle. Many small battles were fought on those islands during the siege of Boston.
³ "Tar" was a Royal Navy slang term for a British sailor.

Monday, March 30, 2026

Destruction-Check, Construction-Soon

 Ok, Campers, we had a bit of progress on the house building thing.

No, Beans, construction hasn't started yet.  But...we have had the guy in charge of construction out to the property a few times.  We've discussed what is going where on the property and figured out that we're going to need a bit more space in a couple of the places we're going to build.

 

First would be where my brother's house will be.  They took down some trees and cleaned out the underbrush.  Which is a job in and of itself.  Who knew Texas had jungles?  We just need about 4' deeper for the 40' length.


  

We also brought out a guy from Morton Buildings to look at the property where we wanted the horse barn. 

That gap between the two sets of trees is reserved for the horses and their abode.

 

He had all the nice stuff and could get it done fairly quickly.  However...

Yes, Beans, the price.  Holy Molely. $150K for a 20x30 barn.  Our builder said he could do it for considerably less.  So...

 In any case, as soon as the architect finishes the blueprints, our builder will get started on the home. We expect them any day now. The builder hasn't changed the stated completion date (AKA December) but "started" would be nice.

Well...I guess we have started.  Got electricity on the property.

If we need a new construction engineer looks like our grandson could handle the job. 


 Just kidding.  We're making progress and things should start taking shape shortly.

Peace out, y'all! 

 

 

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Feeling a Bit, Off ...

OAFS Photo
One of those strange Saturdays in late March, temperature didn't get up much above 40° though it was a sunny day. Didn't feel too bad in the sun, other than the omnipresent wind giving the air more of a chill than I care for.

Felt out of sorts all day, then I stumbled over this while perusing stuff on YouTube. I've loved this song since I first heard it ...



It's a great tune in my book (though, as always, YMMV). Lately I've been a bit down on what was my favorite band for the last few years. Part of it is due to the loss of their drummer, Taylor Hawkins, four years ago. I saw the Foo Fighters for the first time before Taylor died, the energy was incredible. (The lead-in photo was before the show I saw them with Taylor on drums.)

I saw them with their new drummer, Josh Freese, back in 2024. The band was still great, but the energy was different. Not bad, just different. Then last year, they fired Josh. I haven't heard them with the new guy, Ilan Rubin. Drummers are an extremely critical piece of a band. Changing drummers sometimes changes everything.

Anyhoo, I'm starting to listen to their music again. I kind of missed them.

Who knows what the future holds, for now, I'll listen to the music, wherever it comes from ...

Wheels
Dave Grohl, Nate Mendel, Taylor Hawkins & Chris Shiflett

(One, two, three, four)

I know what you're thinkin'
We were goin' down
I can feel the sinkin'
But then I came around
And everyone I've loved before
Flashed before my eyes
And nothin' mattered anymore
I looked into the sky

Well, I wanted somethin' better, man
I wished for somethin' new
And I wanted somethin' beautiful
I wish for somethin' true
Been lookin' for a reason, man
Somethin' to lose

When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)
When the wheels touch ground (When the wheels touch ground)
And you feel like it's all over, there's another round for you
When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)

Know your head is spinnin'
Broken hearts will mend
This is our beginnin'
Comin' to an end

Well, you wanted somethin' better, man
You wished for somethin' new
Well, you wanted somethin' beautiful
You wished for somethin' true
Been lookin' for a reason, man
Somethin' to lose

When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)
When the wheels touch ground (When the wheels touch ground)
And you feel like it's all over, there's another round for you
When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)

[Instrumental Break]

When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)
When the wheels touch ground (When the wheels touch ground)
And you feel like it's all over, there's another round for you
When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)
When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)
When the wheels touch ground (When the wheels touch ground)
And you feel like it's all over, there's another round for you
When the wheels come down (When the wheels come down)

What do you Chanters like for music? Let me know in the comments.

I'm way too pensive to continue, so for the moment ...

Sarge, out.




Saturday, March 28, 2026

Stapler? Have You Seen My Stapler?

Total War: Rome - In game screenshot
From commanding tanks to commanding the legions of Ancient Rome, it's all in a day for me. Do I have way too many games?

Why yes, yes I do.

Does it bother me?

Why no, it does not.


Once the taxes are done, they need to be put in the mail. Which, as yesterday's comments revealed, can be a pain, depending on where you live.

The USPS doesn't really live up to its once vaunted reputation. For those of you of a certain age you might remember their old motto, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

The USPS doesn't really claim this as their motto or creed, officially, but unofficially, sure that's what they strive for.

Ah, it's good to have goals. Better yet to hit those goals.

But I digress, I was speaking of the taxes.

Printing out (don't get started on submitting them online, I don't do that, my reasons are my own) the various forms was fun. Seems I need to update my printer drivers, or I can continue to stop the print spooler, clear the print queue by manually deleting files, restart the print spooler, delete the printer I have selected, then install it again.

While a pain, it worked, in my defense I was "draining the swamp" and decided to actually worry about the alligators later.

So everything is printed out, just needs to get stapled together and ...

Damn it. Where's my stapler?

Hhmm, not there, where I thought I left it last year. Nor is it there, where I have left it in past years. Maybe it's ...

Screw it, I'll buy another stapler.

Someday I am going to find a treasure trove of staplers, all barely used though rather dusty. The staplers are probably with all those socks which get lost in the dryer. Or the Tupperware lids which don't seem to go anywhere.

Argh, back to Ancient Rome, things are simpler there, the stapler hasn't been invented yet ...




Sarge Note: Yes, I'm enjoying my weekend, why do you ask? I'm sure the Muse is fine, she's probably with some sailors in a dive bar in ... Ruh roh.

Friday, March 27, 2026

Mindless Entertainment, Sort Of ...

Panzer Elite
In game screenshot
After a few days of perusing well-written (sic) government instructions and filling in numerous pages of tax documents, I have declared success.

As in, I'm done. All that remains is the mailing of the forms and the writing of the checks (that latter bit will be done online, no actual checks will be written). So, I guess I can get back to my fictional tale of the American Revolution and ...

Ya know what? Nope, I'm going to take at least another day, maybe the whole weekend before I get back to that.

My brain is fatigued after doing what I feel is my duty as an American citizen. Wasn't pretty, wasn't fun but hey, 'tis done for another year.

Now I'm going to go immerse myself in the virtual world of computer gaming.

I took that screenshot above just moments ago, I need to get back there. We'll need a restart as while I was setting up a screenshot, a German scout car was setting up a shot on my tank.

Damn the bad luck.

Sorry juvat, I was too shocked to get a picture of my tank blowing up for you. Bit traumatic that was.

Unlike real life, I can start over. Kind of like in that Tom Cruise movie Edge of Tomorrow. Which, by the way, I really enjoyed. (Being a big Emily Blunt fan helps as well.)

YMMV



One thing I will say for Panzer Elite, while the panzers generally show up in the same place and time, sometimes they don't. Keeps you on your toes it does. Mind your tactics, they're important. Very important.

See you soon (ish).



Thursday, March 26, 2026

Oh Boy ...

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Not only am I in the midst of doing my taxes (Feds are done Little Rhody is in work) but I had a recent notice that my driver's license needed renewal.

So I went on line last week to do it and, much to my chagrin ...



Okay, it wasn't that I didn't know the magic word (but I love that clip so ...) as much as it was a question of me needing a new photo for my license. The one on my current license being rather old. I still look like that, but older, and with a mustache.

So ...

Little Rhody now has you make an appointment for this sort of thing, absolutely no walk-ins. Which I'm okay with. It certainly has sped the process up and you don't have a room full of people waiting to be seen. Getting angrier as the clock ticks.

Now the last time I went was as a walk-in (shortly after the conclusion of the Pleistocene Epoch I believe it was) and as the office was in a brand new building, the employees were all rather in a good mood. (Take note you cheap-ass corporations with your shitty facilities, happy workers are more productive ...) And, as I asked one of the clerks, "So what happened to old Mrs. 'I Hate Everybody'?" - "Oh, she got fired two years ago, too many complaints about her attitude."

So yes, at least on my side of Little Rhody (the East Bay) we've got that going for us.

At any rate I was in and out in less than fifteen minutes, the folks working there were great and I was happy.

Until I remembered the construction on the bridge which connects Aquidneck Island with my hometown. Fifteen minute delay going to the island, and knowing the traffic flow, it would be at least twenty minutes going back. So I opted for a different bridge (Sakonnet for those who must know, vice the Mt. Hope Bridge, also known as the bridge of "Our Lady of Perpetual Repairs). Took more time but was way less deleterious to my blood pressure.

So yeah, I'm good with that.

Now back to the dadgum taxes ...