Thursday, April 30, 2026

New Birds

OAFS Photo
As many of you know, Chez Sarge has a koi pond. Something that Virgil Xenophon¹ always took an interest in, though I think he meant to eat the koi, not admire them. There are other things out there who want to eat my fish. Wading birds: herons, egrets, cranes, and other long skinny feathered beings of that ilk.

We took to stringing a net over the deep part of the pond. The fish view that as a sanctuary as that's where they "sleep" in the winter. (I say sleep but they actually enter a semi-dormant state where they don't move much and they don't eat.) That sort of works, but then the flying koi-menace will watch and occasionally nab a fish in the shallow end. The koi like that end as it's sunny and warmer than the other end.

So we expected a bit of predation of our piscine friends. And it did happen, though not as often. Then one day The Missus Herself found these life-size bird statues on Amazon. I was hesitant at first, as they were not cheap. I also remembered the plastic life-sized coyotes my old employer set up around our facilities to keep the geese away. (The geese weren't a danger to life and limb, usually, but they did shit everywhere. And I mean everywhere, see here.)

The problem with the fake coyotes is that someone had to move them periodically, otherwise the geese would eventually be on to the scheme.

One Christmas break, no one moved the coyotes. Guess what? Yup, the geese returned to defecating at will, everywhere.

So I was concerned that the metal birds, not moving at all, wouldn't fool the real birds. Well, it seems, so far, to be working. Over a year and no predation of our aquatic neighbors.

Now one thing about the original pair of metal birds The Missus Herself purchased, seems that they are Black Necked White Canes. Native to the Tibetan plateau, not New England.

So far, the native wildlife hasn't figured that out yet. (You can see the one of the original birds below, closest to the camera. The other is across the pond. No not the Atlantic, my pond.)

OAFS Photo
Now the new birds, which I ordered because ...

Well, because I thought they looked cool. And (bonus) they are native to the region. They arrived Wednesday while I was working in the fields cutting the grass. I think they look pretty cool.

I picture the scene above as the new birds (Great White Herons) are telling the Black Necked White Cranes to take a hike, "Y'all ain't even native to this area!" (Yells the one with the outstretched wings.)

The new guys need to be careful though, the non-native birds are a good ten inches taller than the new guys, heavier too. Might be interesting. (As long as they keep the real birds away, I'm happy.)

Yet another reason to enjoy my backyard!



¹ Has anyone seen or heard of Virgil? Haven't seen him around any of the blogs for quite some time. Let me know.

32 comments:

  1. Looking good Sarge, the stuff that's available to buy eh? Quite the ranges of prices too out there, guessing it won't take long to move them around the pond to discourage visitors.

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    1. When I look back on how hard it was to find certain things back in the day, it amazes me how much we have now. Too bad most of it is produced in China.

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  2. Searched the blog for the last time he commented . That was June 27 of 2021. (https://oldafsarge.blogspot.com/2021/06/a-couple-of-beautiful-weather-days.html). No indication of any issues. Sorry.
    juvat

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    1. The last post on his blog is https://virgil-n.blogspot.com/2025/12/thirty-eight-years-alive.html, in December of 2025.
      juvat

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    2. Since that wasn't that long ago, perhaps I should have said "latest post". My Bad!
      juvat

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    3. juvat #1 - Yes, it was a while ago.

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    4. juvat #2 - What leads you to believe that that's Virgil's blog? Doesn't sound like him at all.

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    5. juvat #3 - And for March of 2012 I see no mention of Lex's fatal mishap, which Virgil would have mentioned.

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    6. Yes, you’re almost certainly right. Early morning and coffee hadn’t kicked in yet. Mea Culpa!
      juvat

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    7. Dangerous that, rolling in hot before hitting the tanker! 😉

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  3. Sarge, they are very tastefully done and add both safety and elegance.

    I wonder if the difference between the geese and the more predatory birds you are dealing with is that the geese may stay a while but the other birds have larger ranges and perhaps do not "remember" those big birds always being there?

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    1. Hard to say what goes on in a bird's mind, unless it's a crow, they are very smart!

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  4. According to a local source the way to defeat Canada Geese is to observe their preferred glide path onto your pond. Then obstruct that path - say with shrubs or ornaments - and they'll bugger off to some other poor sod's pond.

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    1. No ponds at the old workplace, just lots of lawn.

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  5. You have geese, we have sea gulls, which I suppose is an occupational hazard working next to the San Diego bay. My Mustang gets bombed either with precision guided munitions or collateral splatter every other week. The Mine Warfare Training Center has a pool for their ROVs and Mine Neutralization Vehicle which is a favorite spot for the local population. Their Coyote worked for a time, but I see know how they ignore it. I hate them- between the trash from the cans they spread around and the crap they leave everywhere (entire parking lots are white from it), they are no friends of mine. Good luck with your birds.

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  6. I don't have a pond but over here grey Herons can be problematic. One cure is to not have a 'beach' area on your pond but rather have deep water and steep sides so the herons can't wade in and eat your prized fish. Netting is the obvious solution. As for seagulls? My son lives about five miles from the sea. During lockdown there weren't as many visitors to seaside resorts so the seagull population, deprived of its main source of food (fish and chips, burgers etc) moved inland to other locations. He has to regularly get up on his roof as they will nest there. As Tuna said the amount of crap is 'impressive' and the smell is something to behold and seagull crap has the ability to strip paint from your car. They also defend their nests vigorously so you get dive bombed as a bonus. The Canada geese are a real problem, younger son was a competitive rower and the sheer amount of goose shit on slipways was something to behold. Did you know Canada goose crap destroys concrete?
    I genuinely love wildlife but I do wish some of it would learn rules.
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    1. I wish I knew "goose speak" for "don't crap here." I'd paint it on a number of local parking lots.

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  7. Anyone know where Virgil lives? I'll do some searching if I have someplace to start....

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    1. OK. I see from some old posts that he lives in Louisiana. Lemme see what I can find....

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    2. CC - He had a relative, uncle I think, who was a general. Can't remember his name though ... Not much help.

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    3. Nope. No joy. Without a, y'know, actual name it's hopeless. I even pulled up the old "challenge coin" mailing lists from 2015, but none were mailed to Louisiana.

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    4. ↑ That "Anonymous" was me....

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    5. I figured that was you. I used geometric logic. 🤣

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    6. CC - Did some digging, Lieutenant General Carlos M. Talbott was a cousin of Virgil's. Might have been a first cousin, I'm not positive. So it's part of a possible name?

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  8. This story might appeal to veterans. There's a bloke, ex-Army, who has developed the hobby of restoring neglected graves of ex-servicemen.

    One example: With the help of researcher Jane Robinson, Mr Davies has contacted many of the relatives of those whose grave had been left forgotten. In one instance Ms Robinson ... unearthed a clip of one [sailer's] voice ...The man, Sir William Francis Cuthbert Garthwaite, had been the only Royal Navy pilot to hit the German battleship Bismarck with a torpedo. ...
    Mr Davies added: ‘A lot of the families are surprised when I contact them out of the blue. I send them before and after pictures of the grave and the history of the man. It’s really well received – I am remembering them and what they did.
    ‘Garthwaite’s daughter in law approached me to ask if I would clean the grave. While researching his history Jane found an audio interview of him in the Imperial War Museum.
    ‘I sent it to the family, who thanked me as two of the grandchildren had never heard his voice before.’

    https://archive.is/dc3G2

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