Monday, September 18, 2023

Indiscriminate Thoughts (or a shotgun approach to blogging*)

 Well, Campers, another week under our belt.  The highlight of the week was that it appears that our Beloved WWII storytelling Scribe has gotten over his funk and started feeding his story starved audience again.  

So...We got that going for us. But... on with the show.

For those readers interested in statistical meteorology,  I read somewhere this week that this summer, our area of Texas had 58 days that reached at least 100 degrees and 20ish that had reached 105 or better. Unfortunately, after a frantic search I could not find that source again.  So, the best I could do is this.

Source

That's Austin and only through the end of August.  We've had several days above 100 in September also.

However...

Things have changed a bit recently.


The sucking sound from the ground absorbing the rainwater was nearly deafening.



A Noah like sign from The Big Guy? Or a sign that Lisa's taking care of watering the lawn at her house?  Who knows?  We'll take any rain we can get and say "Thank You".

Headed into Church yesterday at dawn.  The temperature on my highly accurate truck thermometer read 62o and 94% humidity.  Significantly cooler than the previous Sunday at the same time with the temp then being in the 90's already.  So yesterday, we had to resort to turning the defroster on after Bambi's family ran in front of me unseen til just short of the last possible moment.  The wipers weren't keeping the condensation off the windshield.

Yes, Beans, it was a touch "sporty".

But the weather has made for some spectacular atmospheric color palettes.


The camera didn't do it complete justice, the reds and pinks were much more vibrant than were captured.

In the "What the heck are you doing to stay busy?" category and as I mentioned last week, we are entering the Birthday/Anniversary/Holiday season around Rancho Juvat.  The last week in October is a critical one for my health. Forgetting it could be "unhealthy".  Not only is Mrs J's Birthday (I think it's her 25th ;-), I could be wrong) that week, but Grand Daughter #1 aka MG has hers also.  Additionally, Grand Son #1 is expected to make his grand entrance that week to top things off. 

So...The transitioning of good lumber into sawdust must occur with great regularity.  MG will be turning two and since she has at least 1/4 Fighter Pilot blood in her (No Beans, I didn't want to do the math on how much of my Dad's blood would be there), she has discovered she likes to be high up on things.

This was discovered when a ladder that had been being used in the living room  (work on the book shelf perhaps) was climbed by MG with out the assistance, or even the knowledge, of her mother.  At that point, MBD requested a Birthday Present that fulfilled that climbing curiosity, but wasn't 7' tall.

Mrs J did some research and found something called a Pikler Triangle. So it is written, so it shall be.

Still needs paint on the legs, but came together pretty well.  Part of the package is a climbing ramp.


This will be that.  Needs a coat of paint and then some half round dowels will be attached horizontally to be grips/steps.  The intent here is to lower the angle of the climb so MG can learn the ins and outs (alternatively ups and downs) at a more sedate pace.  

It's been a fun build.  I only had to trash one leg that the dowel holes were out of alignment with it's partner on.  I got cocky. 

 "I don't need to use a ruler,  I'll just eyeball it."

Good thing pine 2 x 4's are inexpensive.  Gas to go back to Lowe's however....

And to wrap it up.  Sarge and the gang have had several good discussions lately on the blog about whether or not he should retire and what to expect when he does.

I stumbled across the perfect description of the reality of being retired at breakfast yesterday. Presented for your education, all you, still working stiffs, you!


Am I wrong?

Peace out y'all


*A modern day shout out to Blaise Pascal.


48 comments:

  1. July and August hammered you folks, good thing electricity stayed on, eh juvat? We're waaaay behind in the rainfall department. MG ought to get a lot of activity aimed towards that Pikler, the Mark One Eyeball is OK for some things but sometimes it does need help. Those repeat trips to Lowe's however, gas prices ....yikes!

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    1. Nylon,
      Yeah, it did and anybody that tells you "But at least it's a DRY heat" is either a moron or has been drinking quit a bit already that day.
      Just sayin'.
      juvat

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    2. Those that use the term "dry heat" need to witness seeing the hygrometer at 10% and then watch it drop. The heat at 10% or less humidity seems to be equivalent to what ever the humidity/temperature relationship is here in Central Texas. But, being a native of S.E. Texas I can say that having "wet heat" (90-99% humidity), where you have the option to breath it or drink it, can feel a little more oppressive.
      Cletus

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    3. "Breathe it or drink it"
      Cletus

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    4. Cletus,
      I hear ya, my Friend! Painted houses in Mississippi while in College on Summer Break. The good news is the heat tends to be convective and thus carries the water vapor up into the higher atmosphere where it tends to turn into clouds and then rain which cools things down a bit. Usually.
      At least that's what was taught in Pilot Training.
      Unfortunately, as you are well aware, that hasn't happened all that often around here.
      Cheers,
      juvat

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    5. Cletus,
      I believe that fish "Breath" it. Could be wrong.
      juvat

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    6. You know the humidity is high when:

      You have to chop your arm in front of you to part the humidity so you can move.

      You have to use a machete to do the same thing.

      You have to use thermite to start the BBQ.

      Fish swim by at eye level when you open a door.

      Yeah, dry heat sucks, feels like you're in a dehydrator, especially when dry hot air blows across.

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    7. Beans,
      Thermite to start a BBQ, now THAT's humid!.
      juvat

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  2. "I don't need to use a ruler, I'll just eyeball it." - That has never, ever, happened to me. Personally. I understand it has happened to others...

    For all the great shots modern phone cameras can give, their ability to capture the nuances of colors still seems to be a bit beyond current technology. I would say "A shame, really", but that discounts the value and additive power that we as individuals provide when viewing them.

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    1. THBB,
      That was the first time in my wood working career that my laser like eyeball let me down.

      That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Facts? We don't need no stinking facts.

      Yeah, I've used my phone cam for a lot of different things. Pricing fence options at various stores was one of my latest. Pretty handy but, you're right, a better camera would be, well...Better!
      Thanks
      juvat

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    2. What? You didn't tape the boards back to back and drill all the holes at once? Dude...

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    3. Beans,
      Would have if they were through and through. They were only 3/4" deep. Forstner bit and Drill Press were needed.
      juvat

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    4. Badgers love Forstner bits! They cut so cleanly!

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    5. StB,
      Yeah they did. 1" Forstner bit and a 1" dowel. Took 1 maybe 2 twists with 80 grit sandpaper and they fit like gloves. Was really happy with that.
      juvat

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  3. Nice woodworking and just yesterday we ran into a problem with eyeball measuring. "I will just run this through the planer one more time and then I will start measuring." Oops. Too thin. Luckily it wasn't expensive wood.
    My quick search for "Babies first rock climbing and rappelling wall plans." Didn't turn up anything.

    We saw a beautiful rainbow when driving home my my eye doctor last week. It was especially vivid because my eyes were the size of the eyes in those paintings of children with big eyes. As others said, the photo was a pale imitation of the real thing.

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    1. JiP,
      Nope, never planed a board til it was too thin. Never!

      Well...not this week anyway, haven't planed anything this week. So...I got that going for me

      I'll bet dilated eyeballs would let in a lot more light and the colors would be very vivid.

      juvat

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    2. Hate the dialated eye thingy. Though rainbows are nice, the ones in the sky that is.

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    3. Beans,
      Unfortunately, eye dilation becomes a standard event at some point (way in my past) on the age scale. Having a driver handy (person not a golf club) is a good idea.
      juvat

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    4. Well, having the other type of driver is good too, and is occasionally useful on the golf course.

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    5. Beans,
      Yes, well...My usual result with a driver was to hit the ball into something called "The Rough". I think in the original days of Golf, they used the word "Jungle" to describe it. Fairways? Anybody can play "Fairways" what's the fun in that. (Said by someone who most likely has NEVER played off one.
      juvat

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    6. A golf course is a terrible waste of a shooting range.

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  4. The Nuke has one of those climbing/ramp things for her kids. When she first got it, it scared the crap out of me. I envisioned little legs getting caught, bones snapping and infants screaming when they first used it. I was wrong.

    Your chart illustrates exactly why I wouldn't live in Texas. Or anyplace else hot for that matter.

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    1. Sarge,
      Glad to hear that about your Grand Kids. That concern has been one of my back of the brain, won't go away thoughts. Mrs J and MBD both have approved it and they do have a floor cushion so a bit of protection is there. We shall see.
      When we had the backup generator installed, the installer asked if we wanted the AC on it. I think I said something along the lines of "Don't ask stupid questions". Fortunately, it hasn't been needed...Yet.
      juvat

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    2. Well, to be fair, we all as kids were 'free range' and climbed, jumped and did other things as even toddlers that would cause a modern parent to stroke out due to fear.

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    3. Beans,
      Yes we did, didn't we?
      juvat

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    4. Yep. Once my (female) cousin about my age (10 or younger) was visiting for the day. Mom went out to see what we were up to. Looked around and saw two little heads peering over the peak of the granary roof two stories above ground. (How did they get up there - and how are they going to get down?)

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    5. Don,
      OK, there's a big difference between two stories and five feet. I will keep that in mind when Miss B is climbing to the top of her present.

      And pray that it doesn't lead to bigger, better, higher options.

      juvat

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    6. We used to climb up on the roof to watch launches from the Cape. And my idiot older brothers used to jump from the roof into the pool.

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    7. Beans,
      Well, If:
      1) there was water in the pool.
      2) they made it to the pool
      3) they hit the deep end

      What's the problem?
      juvat

      Not that I've EVER tried that. No! Not ever!
      Well...In the last 50 years or so.

      juvat

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    8. My mom must have had nerves of steel. A neighbor lady was visiting. for coffee. I was about four or five, industriously carving a cardboard box into a kitty house for a new litter of kittens with a 10" bread knife. Her neighbor was quite concerned ""You let him play with that knife"!!! Mom: "Oh, he hardly ever cuts himself"...

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    9. Don,
      That was a different time wasn't it. I never heard my Mom say that, but she definitely would've identified with it.
      Thanks for the reminder.
      juvat

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  5. I have a t-shirt that says: "I'm Retired-- Do It Yourself."

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    1. That would work also! Unless I'm with my wife :-)
      juvat

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    2. Yeah, I can see that t-shirt flying in the Beans household about as well as the African space programs.

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    3. Beans,
      Mine also.
      juvat

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  6. My grandson, who is now four and a half years old, has one of these triangle thingys--never knew what it was called, learned something new today, thankyouverymuch!! I was babysitting him one day--home alone--when he was just about 2, and he starts climbing all over this thing. Like OAFS, all I could see was him falling backwards and either breaking or dislocating something, so he did his thing until my nerves couldn't handle it anymore and then we went outside (in the rain, hey! isn't that what raincoats and boots are for?) to dig in the mulch pile and splash into puddles. Much more fun. But he still really likes his "climber" as he calls it. Plus, we throw a blanket or a beach towel over it, and tada...it's now a cave for dinosaurs to live in. So be prepared for it to be useful for a while is all I'm saying...

    "I can eyeball it just fine"...giggle, snort...my answer to that is "just cause ya can do something, doesn't mean you should do something", measuring sticks are pretty cheap, at least here in the great Northeast.

    And, no, I am not going to talk about the price of fuel...sigh...

    Suz

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    1. Suz,
      Dang! I hate it when I get my own sayings recited to me. Can and Do are different things is my version. But...I got to visit my friends at Lowes and provide them a bit of financial assistance and practice the fine art of using the adjustable square gauge.
      I'm currently on a break in the painting of the gift. The other side of the legs and the slide are all that are left. Hopefully done tomorrow.
      Then on to the next project. Divine Guidance thereof from Mrs J is expected shortly.
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    2. It's the Project Rule: No project is complete until the hardware store has been visited at least twice, three times for 'simple' plumbing projects.

      And the nice thing about the high heat and low humidity is stuff dries quickly.

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    3. As there have been days here in Florida where 'quick drying paint' takes days to dry.

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    4. Beans,
      As mentioned earlier, painting houses in Mississippi was "interesting". Using latex on the interior walls required remembering to not turn on the AC. Learned that the hard way as the paint not only didn't dry, but ran onto the floor. Boss man was not a happy camper the next morning.
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    5. Beans,
      I consider it a highly successful project if it's only twice. Depending on the complexity, it could be up to 5 and still be considered successful for me (and I don't do plumbing).
      juvat

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  7. Yaknow, for once I have nothing to say.

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    1. Beans,
      Really? I hadn't noticed.
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  8. Those of us who've lived where humidity is not an issue in the warmer months have a tendency to snicker whenever we say, "It's a dry heat."
    That said, in August MB and I took a little drive to celebrate someone's birthday in Ohio. We took the whole month (from about 2pm on the first...don't ask) and made a number of stops to visit family and friends, and do some sightseeing. Before we go down a rabbit hole-- It was kinda warm and humid at Springfield, IL, but was downright uncomfortable at Salina, KS, where it reached 109 degrees and about 90%. Then we moved further west to Phoenix (don't ask) and found 117 degrees and were glad for the lack of humidity. I vaguely remember steaming, literally and figuratively, in the South China Sea during the months of July, August, and September, where it hurt to go out on deck because the humidity was like live steam.

    Speaking of rabbit holes, I looked up Blaise Pascal... 'nuff said. Thanks!

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    1. Skip,
      Having spent a bit of time in the PI, I understand triple digits and high humidity. Those were sorties with 3x 1 qt water bottles with you at launch and zero water in them on RTB. Can't imagine what it would be like to be out on a metal deck in those conditions.

      As to Blaise...My pleasure.

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  9. Rain is good! We've gotten a couple of showers up here, but nothing serious! And that triangle is a nice. way to allow exploration with minimal (hopefully) damage. Gas is up pricewise again... sigh

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    1. OldNFO,
      Yeah rain is good, we've had exactly zero since no later than May, so it was pretty brown around here. There's now a shade of green in our field, still a lot of brown, but...
      Last coats of paint going on today, then a bit of touching up. Delivery will be soon. MBD has requested a bit more assistance in the house touchup, so...Road trip!
      Even with the Gas Prices, it's worth it.
      Cheers
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