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M3 Stuart, as seen by STxAR, down Mexico way.
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So occasional reader and commenter STxAR says that he almost wandered onto a military facility during his travels for work, following directions written on a napkin apparently, and spots this old Stuart tank perched on a pedestal. Well, I read that while at work and figured that I would go off and attempt to find that tank using Google Maps (satellite view) by quartering the town of Reynosa in old Mexico when I got home.
I mean, I shouldn't be using my employer's time to research such things. Not proper and all. Well, a bit later on I check into the comments, which I do periodically, time permitting, and there is a comment from occasional reader and commenter Flugelman. With the latitude and longitude of the aforementioned ancient and honorable M3 Stuart, American made and who's last owner was the Mexican Army.
Mission accomplished. Once again our readers get the job done. I'd make y'all members of the yet to be created
Département de Recherche du Chant du Départ, (French blog title so all of the departments have French names as well, stands to reason I suppose as I'm always putting on airs with regards to foreign tongues) but then the head of the
Département des Pilotes de Chasse Retraités, i.e. Juvat, would no doubt commence to hollering about "where's my paycheck" and wondering what happened to PLQ's
Premier Commentaire Trophée. Not insinuating that my man Juvat is given to muttering in the ranks and playing the old soldier, no sir. Not saying that at all.
On the other hand, our correspondent out California way, the head of the
Département des Affaires de la Côte Ouest, i.e. Tuna (鮪), though a very laid back fellow (never having had to do time in the Pentagon) might start wondering where all the vast rewards, benefits, and glory of a blogger's life that I mentioned might could be in the offing would perhaps begin.
Soon Tuna, soon. Trust me. (Yes, Juvat the check is "in the mail." No, I don't know why that last bit is in quotes, no idea at all. Copy/paste error mebbe? Typo?)
Anyhoo.
I suppose LUSH and Beans want titles as well. I guess LUSH would be the
Chef des petites têtes de merde inconscientes. Which is essentially her spelled out callsign with "Chief of" inserted at the front. All of which is in French. Hey, I don't make the rules, oh wait, yes, I do. (
Note: For those wondering how LUSH got her callsign, read all about it
here, the official authorized tale of how that callsign came to be.)
Now for Beans I though I might bestow upon him the title
Le Chef des Haricots, which Google Translate gets all confused about, thinking that our man Beans might be The Chant's "bean chef." Now I happen to know that
chef has at least two meanings in French, one is, yes, chef as in one who cooks fancy meals, the other means chief as in the person what be in charge of something, battalion commander, for instance,
en français, is
chef de bataillon. And that ain't the fellow what prepares chow for the troops. Not at all.
Besides which, though he is the FNG, the equivalent term for that in French is even more crude than the English one, which I will leave as an exercise for the reader. So for the nonce, Beans' official title in the hierarchy of the Chant du Départ is
Le Chef des Haricots. Sounds kinda cool in French doesn't it?
In other news...
Seems the other day
Big Time and
The WSO (LUSH's name when she's not, theoretically, writing for the blog, or flying for the Navy) were watching this movie
à la télévision (okay, I'll stop now, even I get tired of French, eventually) when Senior Granddaughter wanders into the TV viewing area at
Chez Big Time et Le WSO...
Upon seeing Gene Hackman as the C.O. of the USS Alabama (SSBN-731), she immediately proclaimed, "Hey, that guy looks just like Grampa!"
Now this all occurred at or around 2100 hours California time, which is midnight Little Rhody time. At that time my text message chime sounded on my phone. Bleary-eyed, wondering "just who the Hell is texting me at this godforsaken hour" I checked the phone, the message was from
Big Time, chief son-in-law, Navy department head, naval aviator extraordinaire, and father of both the Senior and Junior Granddaughters. Message was:
Alexandra thinks you look like Gene Hackman in Crimson Tide.
Gave me a chuckle it did, had trouble going back to sleep thinking about it, I mean I
was once mistaken for French actor Alain Delon (by an extremely drunk Korean dude in downtown Kunsan in the middle of the afternoon) so I am not unfamiliar with being mistaken for some famous guy.
Yeah, that guy had to have been blasted out of his mind, where are my glasses, drunk.
But the next morning,
The WSO had taken to Facebook to pose the question...
Watching Crimson Tide and Alex commented on how much my Dad looks like Gene Hackman...what do you think Chris Goodrich?
Hhmm, maybe a little. I look a lot more like Gene Hackman than I do Alain Delon, but hey, what do I know?
And yes, Your Mileage May Vary (quite a bit I daresay).
One last note, the scene from
Crimson Tide is in no, way, shape, or form, similar to the conversations Juvat and I have had in regards to his alleged lack of a salary. And no, I have never, ever accused Juvat of mutiny.
The WSO yes, numerous times.
Yes, I think I could use more sleep. Why do you ask?