Poor Sarah Elizabeth ...

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So I've been very busy as of late ...

Okay, I've been playing Sniper Elite 5 on my computer, all work and no play makes Sarge a dull boy. We wouldn't want that now, would we?

I have been kept busy fighting the ongoing wave of "Sarah Elizabeth" spam attacks, ya know, this one -

The attacks have been dwindling over the past 24 hours, but at one point I was getting ten of these a day.

As you can tell by the picture, this isn't coming from a real person, it's also coming from someone for whom English is definitely not their native tongue.

I blanked out the bogus website, which probably hands your bank account and credit car data directly to Isis, or Al Qaeda, or maybe even the Department of Injustice, one of those terrorist organizations.

Just when I thought I was out of the woods, BAM! Four more showed up in the spam filter as I was checking the comments Saturday night But at least they were all in the spam filter, Gargle and Bugger haven't been very good at screening spam lately, but by Jove they'll let you know this -

Yup, reCAPTCHA (no, I don't use it), the Privacy Policy, and (if you're still confused), ya gotta play by Gargle's rules or by golly they'll shut ya right down.

Okay, I complain a lot about Gargle and Bugger, but hey, the product is free, I should be quiet and keep coloring. (They are responsive to fixing bugs, but when their feature is your bug ...)

Anyhoo, sometimes a loyal reader (even the Sarge himself) will sometimes fall into the spam filter. Funny thing was, this morning I found a Rob comment in the spam filter, I fished it out but noted that his comment was in there with not one, but TWO Sarah Elizabeth spam comments.

I know she's cute bro, but ...

All kidding aside, the fight goes on.

The editors have been selected and I expect The Fab Five to do a sterling job on working over my first attempt at a novel. If it does get published, your names will be mentioned as editors. For a small fee I can leave your names out ...

Kidding, I'm kidding.

But seriously thanks to all those that volunteered, and here's hoping you like the finished product and that I didn't screw it up too bad.

Oh yeah, about the pictures, there are none in the draft copy. I am not yet a famous author who can afford the staff to get permission to use all of those photos. Especially necessary if one expects to make money from the exercise. The photo owners would, quite rightly, want a cut of the proceedings.

The pictures help me write, they also help to set the tone and the mood, hopefully the lack of photos won't damage the book too much. But I've been visited by the copyright monster before, so "Once bitten, twice shy."

Carry on, we'll get back to the war on Tuesday.

Enjoy your Sunday and ...

Be seeing you.

Train Hard, Fight Easy

Panzerkampfwagen III Ausführung H¹
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"Moin moin Uffz, wie ist unser Fahrzeug?²" Leutnant Hermann von Steinbrecher looked tired, yet managed to sound cheerful.

"She's good, Sir. New set of tracks all installed, we managed to fix that issue with the main gun's sight, and Neuhäuser managed to scrounge a new cushion for your commander's seat."

Willi Hoffmeister hated to admit it, but this young officer from Kiel was starting to impress him. He had actually stuck around to nearly midnight watching and even assisting with mounting Panzer 231's new tracks. Hoffmeister had eventually chased the young man off to bed, telling him, "Tired officers make mistakes, mistakes can get us killed. Go to bed Herr Leutnant, we'll finish up here."

Von Steinbrecher was carrying a sack, which he proceeded to reach into and from which he produced a vacuum flask³ and five tin cups. Hoffmeister cocked an eyebrow at his lieutenant.

"I brought coffee, where are the boys?"

Though von Steinbrecher was the second youngest man in the crew, only the bow gunner, Ulrich Neuhäuser was younger, and only by a scant two months, the lieutenant always referred to the crew as "his boys." At first Hoffmeister had been annoyed by that, but the kid had a positive attitude and wasn't a bad sort. For an officer.

Hoffmeister stood up, then walked over to 231 and tapped on the side of the hull with the wrench he was holding. Fritz Weber's head came up from the driver's hatch.

"Come on out, the Leutnant brought coffee."

The three men who had been inside 231 climbed out and joined Hoffmeister and the lieutenant. Weber accepted a cup from the lieutenant then smiled as the officer poured him a cup. "What's the occasion, Sir?"

Von Steinbrecher paused then said, "Well, the good news is that the exercise is scheduled for only three days, the bad news is, of course, that we're having a field exercise. For three straight days."

Horst Krebs, the loader, nearly choked on his coffee when the lieutenant spoke.

Looking intently at the man, the lieutenant was about to speak when Hoffmeister interjected, "Forgive him Sir, three days is nothing. We were on the move in Poland for a full week, the only time we stopped was to refuel and re-arm. In France it was ...?" he looked at Weber.

"Ten days, it got so bad we had to take turns driving and standing in the commander's hatch so that at least two of us at a time could sleep." Turning to von Steinbrecher he asked, "Ever try to sleep in a moving Panzer, Herr Leutnant?"

Von Steinbrecher blushed then said, "I forget that you men have seen combat. Sorry, but three days in the field is no picnic."

Hoffmeister smiled and said, "We know that Sir, just pointing out that we've seen worse things. But yes, being in the field for three days will be uncomfortable, but at least no one will be shooting at us. Will they?"

"No, this is indeed an exercise, I've heard nothing of any impending operations. Especially in this vile weather." Almost as if to reinforce the lieutenant's words, it started snowing, mixed with sleet. Another day in far eastern Poland, not far from the border with Soviet-occupied Poland.

Panzer 231 rolled out of the Panzerlager just as the half moon was beginning to set. Hoffmeister checked his watch in the dimly lit turret, it was very close to 0230. He looked to his right, over the breech of the 5.0 cm gun and it looked to him as if Krebs was asleep.

He glanced back at the lieutenant, who was standing up in his hatch watching the rest of the platoon as it navigated the Polish country road. Which was mostly hard ridges of icy mud.

Hoffmeister reached across the gun breech, coming up out of his seat, and smacked Krebs on the back of the head. Though his hard rubber Schutzmütze⁴ caused more pain to the palm of Hoffmeister's hand than it did to Krebs' head, it did get his attention.

Sitting up straight, Krebs rubbed the back of his head, looking at Hoffmeister, he mouthed the words, "Es tut mir leid, Uffz.⁵"

Hoffmeister grinned at his loader and mimicked drinking from a beer mug. Krebs nodded, then shook his head. He had stayed at the soldier's canteen a little longer than he should have.

Seconds later, the lieutenant's voice came over the intercom, "Left turn Fritz, slow down."

Switching to the platoon net, he soon had the five Panzers of his command in echelon right, where the vehicles were in a staggered line with each vehicle slightly behind the vehicle to its left. As they maneuvered off the road, they also increased their intervals so that 50 meters separated each Panzer. Von Steinbrecher would have liked a wider spacing but the countryside in this area was rolling and interspersed with small forested areas.

"Panzer halt!"

Weber hit the brakes a little too hard, von Steinbrecher didn't say anything, but when he dropped down into the turret, he shot Hoffmeister a look, letting his sergeant know that he wasn't pleased.

Willi nodded, then kicked Weber in the back of the head.

"Sorry, Sir, I thought there was a ditch ahead, didn't want to run into it." No one in the crew believed him, Weber had a reputation for driving the Panzer roughly and abruptly. It had saved their asses a couple of times, both in Poland and in France. A quick stop or an abrupt turn was Weber's way of avoiding incoming rounds.

So far it had worked.

Over the platoon net, von Steinbrecher ordered, "Orders group, behind Panzer 233."

233 was the third tank in the line, 232 had the lead position, 231 was just behind 232. He had learned at the Panzerschule that the enemy was always looking to kill the leaders. So he varied his position in the platoon, but his vehicle was never in the lead.

The five Panzer commanders met behind Unterfeldwebel Günter Walz's Panzer, where von Steinbrecher was kneeling under a tarp with his torch shining on a map of the area. The others joined him.

"Meine Herrn, the purpose of this exercise is to hold here," he pointed at his map, "until the artillery completes its fire mission on this ridge to our front. During the barrage we expect a company of infantry from the 263rd to join us. Once these things occur, we move out with the infantry in support."

"Are they motorized infantry?" Unteroffizier Kurt Schmeling asked.

Von Steinbrecher shook his head, "Nein, regular infantry. We'll move forward at a fast pace, the infantry will have to run for the most part but that's part of the training. Toughen the Landsers up for what's to come."

"Which is what, Herr Leutnant?" von Steinbrecher turned to look at the man who spoke, Obergefreiter Klaus Wunsdorf was his youngest Panzerführer and had yet to see combat.

"Russia bubi⁶, but you didn't hear that from me, klar?"

"Alles klar, Herr Leutnant." Wunsdorf nodded.

"Good, now back to your vehicles, we've got maybe 45 minutes before the artillery commences. Heads up boys, treat it like it was combat."

Unteroffizier Schmeling added, "Keep yourselves low in your hatches, just your head out. If this was the real thing, the Ivans would be looking to blow your heads off. Stay as low as you can."

"Good point, danke Kurt. Now let's go, make sure your men stay awake. Be ready to move on my signal."

The commanders returned to their vehicles to await the artillery. To add to their misery and tiredness, it started to rain, a harsh freezing rain. Von Steinbrecher nearly broke his neck climbing back aboard 231.

He muttered to himself, "And this isn't even combat ..."

As he settled himself in his seat, Hoffmeister, who had overheard his lieutenant's muttering, said, "Most of war is like this, sitting around being miserable for hours at a time. Then a couple of minutes of sheer terror, at the end of which, if you're still alive, you're happy to be just miserable and bored again. You'll get used to it soon enough, Herr Leutnant."

"Thanks Willi, it's good to have a veteran crew. Don't let me make too many errors."

"I won't Sir, all of us depend on you, and each other. We all live or die based on how we react in battle. If I keep you alive, I trust you'll keep us alive."

"I'll do my best, Willi."

"God, I hope so." Hoffmeister whispered under his breath.

¹ Armored Fighting Vehicle III Model H (German)

² Good morning sergeant, how is our vehicle? (German) Note: "Moin moin" is a very north German phrase.

³ Yes, they had these in WWII, see here.

⁴ German tanker's helmet, it looked like a beret from a distance but was actually a black wool covering over a hard, dome-shaped, rubber helmet.

⁵ I'm sorry Sarge. (German)

⁶ Laddie or boy. (German)

The Calm Before the Storm

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Hauptmann Johannes Boden of Kampfgruppe 54 was of two minds. On one hand, he was no longer flying missions over England, watching his squadron mates getting shot out of the sky by the Royal Air Force, then on the other hand, here he was in his Ju-88, 6,000 meters above the Soviet Union. As he looked out he shuddered, they were a good thirty kilometers inside the USSR. That patch of haze off to his right had to be Brest-Litovsk.

He looked around the crew compartment, Oberfeldwebel Max Jürgens and Gefreiter Alois Holweck were at their guns, constantly scanning the sky. Though the Ops Officer had told them, again and again, that the Soviets were not reacting at all to overflights of their territory, he was still nervous.

The only man in the crew who seemed to take it all in stride was Feldwebel Leo Habicht. He kept studying his maps, matching what he saw there to the terrain below, and genuinely seeming to be enjoying himself. Occasionally he'd call a course change to his pilot, then return to his navigating. Boden had to admit, the man knew his business.

His new bombardier, on the other hand, was a very nervous individual. Jürgens had come to them via a Heinkel unit. After a period in a Luftwaffe "rest home." The man's nerves had been shattered when his aircraft had gone down in the Channel in late November. He had survived, none of the rest of his crew had. On top of that, it had been the second time he had been shot down.

Boden thought, "I suppose if I had been the sole survivor of my crew, I too would be a little jumpy." He still missed his old bombardier, Philip Scholl. Though the doctors had tried valiantly to save Scholl's eyesight, he had lost the sight in both of his eyes. Scholl claimed that he could see light and blurry shapes in his "good" eye. His left eye was completely blind.

"Ah, look at it this way, Johannes, I no longer have to fly over England and I have a nice pension. Things could be worse." Boden remembered Scholl saying when he'd stopped to visit him in Stuttgart on his way to Poland. Boden couldn't imagine how things could be worse. He lived to fly, take that away and they might as well kill him.

"Chef?" Boden heard over the intercom.

"Sorry, daydreaming, what is it Leo?"

"We have all the pictures we need, let's head home."

With a silent prayer of thanksgiving for another uneventful flight over Russia, Boden banked the aircraft and set a course for home.

Unteroffizier Willi Hoffmeister put his pen down and began to fold the letter to his mother. As he placed it in an envelope, leaving the envelope unsealed so that the unit censor could peruse it before it went into the post, he shook his head and sighed again.

Willi was still pissed off, he and his crew had reported to Munster, the Panzerschule to make the transition from the PzKw 38(t) to the new PzKw III H, which had a crew of five as opposed to the four men who manned the older Czech tank. He had expected to receive a new crewman. Weber would keep his job as driver, Krebs would move to gunner, freeing Willi to concentrate on commanding the tank, and Neuhäuser would move up to loader, the new guy would take over as the bow gunner/radio operator.

But on the very first day of training, the four crewmen were introduced to their new tank commander, Leutnant Hermann von Steinbrecher. Willi would no longer be commanding his own vehicle, now he would be, as Horst put it, just a gunner, down in the turret with the rest of the crew.

One of the staff at the Panzerschule, a good friend of Willi's he had known since the Polish campaign, Oberfeldwebel Otto Krämer, had come to see him.

"Willi, don't sweat it. We have lots of new officers who need jobs. Look on the bright side, your Panzer is now the platoon commander's Panzer. We need men like you to keep these kids alive so that they can learn their jobs and eventually command companies, battalions, and up." Otto had explained.

"Jesus Otto, I've commanded my own vehicle since the 1st of September in '39 when we rolled into Poland. We fought in France as well, now I'm relegated to just being a gunner."

"Someone's got to train the kids, once the Leutnant has shown he knows what he's doing, I'll let your company commander know that you want your own Panzer, deal?"

"You sure do know how to sweet talk a person, don't you Otto."

"Well, my father was a politician ..."

As the winter of 1940-1941 grinds on, the pieces are moving into place to launch the largest land campaign of the war. The Germans did routinely fly over Soviet territory on reconnaissance flights, many Soviet commanders were aghast and wanted to shoot them down, Stalin said, "No."

He had his reasons, he knew that the USSR was in no state for a fight with Hitler's Germany, he needed time to get the Red Army into shape. He had purged his military of the men he didn't trust, he needed time to let the new men, his men, learn their jobs.

Accusing the Germans of bad faith or, perish the thought, actually taking action against these overflights might provoke the Germans into attacking. The Soviets just weren't ready yet.

Time would tell.

Author's Note: As you can see, I found a way around the "I can't remember all the players" impasse I mentioned yesterday. I even offered the Muse a couple of days off and she actually refused. "What? And leave you by yourself at the keyboard? Nope, not gonna happen. I can't imagine what sort of drivel you'd write without me by your side." So, here we are, the story continues.

Uh, Wait, What?

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So I'm preparing for the next installment in my early World War II tale, I figure it's time to get back to our German tank crew. Especially seeing as how they were there at the very beginning of my "I want to be a novelist" phase. It all started with a dream. which you can read here. Or peruse the vast collection of The Chant's fiction here. (Which I just now realized doesn't include a single episode of my latest series!!)

Call me Lucy, 'cause I got some 'splainin' to do.

I know the names of my current tank crew, they are -

 

Unteroffizier Willi Hoffmeister (commander/gunner)

Gefreiter Fritz Weber (driver)

Panzerschütze Horst Krebs (loader)

Panzerschütze Ulrich Neuhäuser (bow gunner/radioman)

Georg Hansel, the tank's loader (1944) 

Now while doing the research to upgrade their ride from a PzKw 38(t) to a PzKw III Ausf H, it struck me that this is where I would add the fifth member of the crew as they had five in 1944, then it struck me -

 

If there are five guys in 1944, what are the odds that it would be the same five guys from 1941? 

Pretty bloody slim, I can tell you.

Then I remembered that in the original story line Willi Hoffmeister had been promoted to tank commander when Panzer 413's old tank commander got promoted, or sent off to some school, I don't remember which. Which led to the next problem, I kinda need to get all of these stories straight so the first book (this one is a prequel) matches up with what I'm writing now.

So, I need to go back and read those bits, who's who and all that.

Fortunately I have the first book in Word in it's draft format (suitable for publishing, sort of), so I can go back and read that so I get the background for this book straight. It's also time to dust off the old Excel spreadsheet roster and update it!

I also need to get this current storyline onto "The Fiction of The Chant" page of the blog. Makes it easier to go back and look these things up.

Man, I need a secretary!

One more thing, I need five volunteers who are willing to sit down and make a serious effort to read and comment upon the first book, ya know, editors.

If you wish to volunteer, email me at oldafsarge AT Gmail DOT com, five likely victims, er, candidates, will be chosen completely at random, in a secret process which is kept secret in a bank vault in Switzerland, guarded by heavily armed gnomes who ...

Well, so much for my heavily armed garden gnomes.¹

Anyhoo, drop me an email, I know some of you have already volunteered, so the names I recognize will (more than likely) get chosen. So include your blog handle.

Anyway, that research into the first book ain't gonna do itself, so I'm off to do just that. The next few days might be kinda slow in the fictional realm, I might even give the Muse a couple of days off, she tends to look over my shoulder when I'm reading my old stuff and make snide remarks.

Muses ...

Sigh ...

¹ My apologies to those who have not read the Bourne series of books (by Robert Ludlum) or seen the movies. Basically, Jason Bourne is this highly capable operative who gets screwed by his bosses yet survives to basically come back and kick everyone's ass, well, at least the guys who screwed him. A most satisfying thing to see a good guy beat the dog snot out of the bad guys. Maybe that's just me ...
Author's Note - The guy in the opening photo, the wing walker, yeah, that's me realizing that I'd forgotten something. Like where the cockpit is?

Glimpse of a Stark Future

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"How much more of this do they expect us to do?" Obergefreiter Sepp Wittman knelt on the ground, though the weather was brisk, he was sweating profusely. The unit was in the middle of yet another field exercise.

Fahnenjunker-Unterfeldwebel Jürgen von Lüttwitz, paused next to his assistant squad leader and pointed, "That next hill, we go up, over, and on the other side is a road."

"Where we'll be met by LKWs to take us back to our bivouac?" Wittman asked hopefully.

"Of course not Mensch," Jürgen mopped his brow with the small towel he kept wrapped around his neck before continuing, "there we will pitch our little squad shelters, spend a restful night beneath the stars, while we take turns with 1st Squad patrolling the perimeter."

As soon as he said that, it began to rain.

Wittman shook his head, "So much for sleeping under the stars."

"Oh, I assure you, the stars are still up there, you need to look on the bright side Sepp ..."

"What, that we're not in Africa, or heading east to Poland? You've heard the rumors."

Jürgen gestured at Sepp to keep his voice down, "Africa is no rumor, the Wehrmachtbericht¹ has announced that General Rommel is in Africa this very moment, sent to rescue our valiant Italian allies."

"Rommel, all by himself?" Sepp asked in a scoffing tone.

"Why no, he has a light division and a Panzer division to help."

"The Tommies must be shaking in their boots." Sepp laughed.

"I doubt that, they don't have the French tied around their necks this time." Jürgen had little regard for the French Army, though he had to admit, many of the French soldiers, when well led, were excellent material. Fortunately for the Germans, they had been anything but well-led in last year's campaign.

"Think we'll be sent there?" Sepp asked.

"It's a side show, the next big deal will be in the east. Mark my words." Jürgen had heard the rumors, he'd talked to a couple of other officer candidates at the little officer's course regiment had put them through just after Christmas.

Pausing in his thoughts, Jürgen turned to Sepp, "Ever read Mein Kampf?"

"Why would I, it's all political isn't it?"

"The Führer spells out his plans in there. He hates the Communists, believe me, we shall be going at the Reds hammer and tongs before the year is out."

Sepp shook his head, "Russia, I've been there you know."

Jürgen didn't know that. Apparently Sepp Wittman had been a salesman for an agricultural firm before being drafted in early 1939.

"Yup, toured the Ukraine, visited Moscow and Leningrad. Leningrad is pretty enough, but the Ukraine and the southern steppes, they stretch on forever. Don't you think the Führer has studied his history? Charles XII, Napoléon, both failed, Russia is huge."

"What about the First War, they quit, we beat them?" Jürgen knew his history as well as Sepp.

"Ah, but the Bolsheviks wanted to quit the war so that they could take over from the Czar and the nobility, they were busy in their rear areas fighting each other. They had to quit to establish their so-called 'Soviet Paradise,' right?" Sepp countered.

"A quick campaign, defeat their armies on the frontiers, they should collapse like a house of cards." Jürgen actually believed the Nazi propaganda he'd read about the unpopularity of Soviet rule.

"We shall see Herr Unterfeldwebel, we shall see."

Shortly thereafter they both heard the platoon leader's whistle, time to march. Jürgen's squad got to their feet, all groaning.

"Come on ladies! Over the hill then we can rest!" Jürgen bellowed out.

One of the men shook his head, "You'd think he was already an officer." A sharp glance from Obergefreiter Wittman silenced any further complaints.

A man in 3rd Squad began to sing, no doubt at the prompting of his squad leader. Soon the 3rd Platoon was stepping out smartly to the Westerwaldlied.

If only the men could have looked into the future.

¹ "Armed Forces Report," A daily mass media report put out by the high command. Much propaganda spiced with some actual news.

Catching Up

Men of the 11th Battalion, Royal Scots Fusiliers charge with fixed bayonets
through 'artillery fire' at a battle school in Scotland, 20 December 1943.
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As yet another practice round detonated nearby, Lance Corporal Billy Wallace and his section had their heads buried in the dirt, while more dirt showered down upon them.

"Why the bleedin' 'Ell anyone would invade the bloody Highlands of Scotland is beyond me!" Wallace said through a mouthful of Highland turf.

"Ah, it could be worse Corp, ye could be in bloody North Africa fighting flies and Italians!" Private Willis McCutcheon of his Gun Group quipped from nearby. McCutcheon was busy, once again, brushing dirt from his cherished Bren gun.

"Well, there is that." As the last charge detonated to their front, Wallace realized it was time to move, otherwise the new lieutenant would be on his arse again.

"Right lads, up and at 'em! Markus, deploy the gun to that clump o' weeds on our left, it ain't much but it should prevent the baddies from seein' ya!"

Ever since the debacle in France, LCpl Wallace's battalion of the Royal Scots Fusiliers had been shuffled from one part of Britain to another. After being recruited back up to strength to replace the losses they'd sustained in France, it was off to the Highlands of Scotland for training.

Wallace was now a section¹ leader in the battalion's B Company, the 1st Section of that company's 11th Platoon:

• Rifle Section
• LCpl Billy Wallace
• Private Robert McLaren
• Private Malcolm Bain
• Private Alfie Morris
• Private Teddy Fraser
• Private Jock McMillan
• Private Connor McGuire

• Gun Group
• LCpl Markus Willoughby
• Private Willis McCutcheon
• Private Theodore Brisbane

Billy was somewhat angered at the fact that he was still a Lance Corporal, according to the Table of Organization and Equipment, he should be a full corporal. But the new lieutenant, one Herbert Walker-Jones, insisted that if the Crown wanted Billy to be a corporal, then the Crown would promote Billy to corporal, until then, as the lieutenant put it, Billy should "hold his water."

Which made Lance Corporal Billy (No Middle Initial) Wallace no more happier than being in the Scottish Highlands while the war continued to rage, elsewhere.

"Right then, which one of you is Oskar Olson?"

Olson looked up to see who had called his name, he understood nothing else, only his name. He assumed, as they were in England (as he thought of it, in reality they were in the Shetland Islands, well to the north of Scotland, let alone England) that the man was speaking English.

"Jeg er Olson.²" Olson stood as he spoke, adjusting the filthy blanket which the fishermen had given him after they had picked him up at sea, well off the coast of Norway.

Olson watched as the Englishman (the man was actually from Wales) exchanged words with another man, who turned to Olson and said, in Norwegian, "Welcome to the U.K. Olson, my name is Agnar Eriksen. The British need to check your story before allowing you into the country officially. Seems the Germans have tried sending in spies through this very route, fishing boats from Norway carrying refugees. There haven't been many since last year, you're an odd case."

"Thank you, Herr Eriksen. I'm just glad to be back on dry land. They took my pay book when I came ashore two days ago, I really could use a bath and clean clothing. My uniform is badly soiled and torn. Are you Norwegian?"

"Yes, of course. I'm a captain in the Air Force, I got out with the government when the King left Norway. I want to get back into the fight, but for now they have me here, screening people coming ashore claiming to be Norwegian. It will take a few days to get you processed, do you wish to stay in the Army?"

Olson came to attention, "Of course Sir! The Germans stole our homeland, I came here to continue the fight, to kill Germans. I will fight until Norway is free, or I am dead. Most of my comrades have been killed."

"Right, well, I'll see about getting you cleaned up and get you some better clothing."

"Are there any Norwegian Army units here in England?" Olson asked.

"Well, most of the Army was left behind, there are a number of small units, then there are the commandos ..."

"Commandos?" Olson asked with some excitement.

"Yes, why?" Eriksen asked with a puzzled look.

"I want to be a commando. My resistance unit was trying to make contact with commandos near Litenhavn, we failed and my unit was destroyed. I was captured by the Germans but escaped during a commando raid on that village."

"I will see what I can do Menig Olson." with that, Eriksen left.

Olson had cheered up when the man had addressed him by his rank, at least Eriksen seemed to believe his story.

Now, would the English?

¹ In the British Army of the period what the US Army called squads were known as sections, same size as a "standard" squad, ten men.

² "I am Olson." (Norwegian)

BLUF!

 One thing ARRRRMEEE Training taught me was the proper way to do paper work. Apparently that training is still functioning in my brain because even though Blogger "looks" like paper, it isn't.  So, Bottom Line Up Front.

LJD is doing well all things considered.  Little J and Wife spent the weekend in San Antonio in the NICU with her.  The Doctors and NICU staff are very happy with her progress.  She's gained about 1/3 of a pound, which doesn't sound like much, but it's about a 25% increase in body weight.  She's up to 6mL of Milk per feeding and the feedings have gone from every 6 hours to every 3 hours.  So....Progress!

I know many of you readers are praying for her and words don't begin to describe how much that means to us.  Thank you!

As I mentioned earlier this week, this post will be about a carpentry project I've been working on with some help from Little J.  As many of you know, we've got two guest cabins on our property.  They were built in 2014 and have been very beneficial financially as well as housing visiting family and friends.  A couple of years ago, Mrs. J (the brains in the house) decided that our well water was too hard and was making everything that came in contact with that water....Ugly.  

(Did I mention I take showers regularly?)

In any case, she decided we needed water softeners installed in the two cabins as well as our new house.  So let it be written, so let it be done.

Source

Now, the cabins don't have a lot of wasted space in them, so the addition of water softeners required a bit of artistic license.  One actually had an out of the way space that could be used.  The other, not so much.  The softeners are installed and Mrs. J promptly declared them "Ugly".  

I thought she was talking about me at that point.  

In any case, she wanted something built that would hide them from sight.  Yay, I get another trip to Lowe's.  Off topic and in response to this post from Sarge about retirement, Lowe's is a large gap filler in my "what the heck am I gonna do to keep busy?" conundrum.  Mrs. J does a great job of filling in the rest.

Got some pine 2 x 4's and some cedar planks, and finished the job in a day or so.  

Yes, the wire hanging out the right side has been...beautified.

Spent a week or so in recovery. AKA, on the computer, then started trying to figure out how to do the second cabin. 

Made some progress, then gravity intervened, and the project went on the back burner.

Little J arrived just after LJD was born and after the routine of visiting her and LJW at the hospital was established started looking for something to do in between.  I mentioned the second project.  We went down to the cabin and I showed him what I thought we should do.

He came up with a WAY easier, more sturdy and nicer looking idea.  So...We started turning lumber into sawdust.  

Completed the side panels outside as there was no way to attach the cedar once the frames were installed in the bathroom.

Then we built the front frame onto the side panels.

At this point we realized we hadn't completely analyzed the project requirements. See the Culligan box on the right?  The one with the hinged lid?  I hadn't even thought about access to that in my original plan.  

Culligan might have gotten mad at me if they couldn't access their control panel.  Little J proposed an alternate solution, which I quickly approved.

At that point, husbandly and fatherly duties took priority and Little Juvat and LJW took the weekend off to spend quality time with LJD.  I gladly approved the leave and thinking that there was no way to screw this up at this point, continued the operation.

As I had run out of planed cedar, I brought the unplaned boards up to my work in progress work shop and planed them.  I was pleased with the baptism of cedar chips my work shop underwent.  Fortunately, the broom, dustpan and shop vac made short work of them.  Cut the boards destined for the lid to length and glued them to a plywood backer board and left it overnight to dry.

I went back to the cabin and was test fitting the remaining front planks when I noticed something. Somewhere in the front face is a 1.2^o error off vertical over the 45" front.  After a few choice words directed at me by me, I decided to call it quits for the day.  

We don't have guests in the cabin til next Friday.  If it's a frame problem, I'll just cut a board to fit.  If it's a slat out of vertical, I'll consider rehanging them.  But might just cut a board to fit.  

It'll give our guests something to laugh about.

That's life in my world.  Ups and Downs, but still turning. Doesn't get much better than that.

Peace out, Y'all!

P.S. Mrs. J and I will be traveling to College Station today, to spend time with MBD and MG.  I'll be commenting from my iPad. So...Expect spelling errors and short and slow comments.

Cancelled due to changing circumstances.  But.....

Finished!