Sunday, November 17, 2019

Turnips

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I'm guessing that right about now you're shaking your head and wondering, "Just how much did Sarge have to drink last night?"

Uh no, no. It's not like that at all.

Last week I stumbled across a fellow on YouTube who was very funny. A comedian I thought that I had never seen nor heard before, a very funny guy who, unfortunately died at the age of 50, some five years ago. (Actually he made a brief appearance in the last episode of Seinfeld. He's the reason Jerry, Kramer, George, and Elaine go to jail.)

At any rate, I watched a few clips of the guy on YouTube, he's hysterical. I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself. That's when I looked him up, dead at 50 in 2014. I was kind of crushed by that. But he did leave behind a lot of good laughs.

But still, I wish he was still here.



As to turnips themselves? I think I had some once at Thanksgiving, I don't have a bad memory of eating turnips, quite unlike the dread memories I have of eating liver. I recall a vegetable with a rather odd texture which had somehow been drenched in butter. One way of masking the flavor perhaps?

Anyhoo, John Pinette, a very funny guy. Wish he was still here but time marches on. While I believe that everything happens for a reason, I don't have to like that reason.

A very pleasant Sunday to you all.




Saturday, November 16, 2019

The Stuff That Falls Out…



I tend to keep mental notes of potential blog items, holding on to them until I get enough relevant items that flow well enough together to put them down here.  However, sometimes I either don't get enough, or they don't flow at all.  Then my brain gets a little too full and those mental notes become The Stuff That Falls Out for this rare (for me) Saturday post.

Those Epstein memes being shared on social media are pretty creative. Why do we care if a pedophile was murdered? We don’t, at least not too much. But we don’t think anyone should get away with it either. We abhor a dictator, and offing one's opponents is exactly what dictators do.

With that being said, I hope Amy Robach from ABC is watching her back.




California- a state where you can’t have a straw with your beverage and a grocer can’t give you a plastic bag, but they’ll sell you a thicker and less-biodegradable one for 10 cents.

Trump gets bashed by the left for talking about bad behavior in an era of #MeToo, but Clinton can use his power of the office to engage in actual bad behavior and nobody blinks an eye.

I read today that the majority of the company owners featured on Mike Rowe’s “Dirty Jobs,” the ones covered in filth, are multi-millionaires.  And today’s college kids need a cell phone signal to learn how to change a tire.

Sunset over my sister-in-law's house
College kids go to school to get smart, meanwhile doing stupid stuff like borrowing 200K to get a degree for a job that doesn’t exist.

Young adults today would consider themselves more tolerant and open minded than we are/were.  Except when it comes to ideas that don’t line up with their own.  They have been indoctrinated by the left in that they think don’t have to listen to opposing viewpoints.  The left has created a generation that doesn’t want or care about the truth, only about what they’re being fed.

This was ‘so well’ said:
“Envy was once considered to be one of the seven deadly sins before it became one of the most admired virtues under its new name, ‘social justice.’ “  Thomas Sowell


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I think Nikki Haley is going make an outstanding President.  2024 is my hope.  And she wouldn’t be nearly as vulnerable to attack as others in the GOP.

Why do the police and Border Patrol get harangued for enforcing certain laws, but not the lawmakers for passing those laws?

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There was a little anger from the left this week about the potential Supreme Court ruling on Trump's repeal of DACA, and how if ruled unconstitutional, some illegal immigrants brought here as children who are now adults, could be deported. Hey Congress, this is in your wheelhouse. How about you get off your @$$es and make a law. The President doesn't write laws, (DACA is an Executive Order), you do.
Speaking of which, what the heck is Congress doing for us anyway? Remember that immigration not a crisis crisis? Well, it's still happening down at the southern border. Besides DACA, the NAFTA replacement has been awaiting a vote for the entire year, but they won't bring anything to a vote that could be bipartisan, helpful to Trump, or positive for the economy.

I read that Applebees is declaring bankruptcy. They mistakenly offered free alcohol to vets on Veterans’ day!



So it looks like the Houston Astros cheated, not only this year, but during their World Series Championship year in 2017. NASCAR has always had it. Cycling and Track & Field have dealt with doping, as has Baseball with PEDs. However, I don't think anyone wants our National Pastime tainted with cameras stealing signs. I expect this is going to be a big deal.

I gotta admit, I'm a little perturbed at the new "Mustang Inspired" electric SUV Ford is soon to release- the Mach E. I think it damages the legacy of a great and iconic car. It's a marketing grab for sure, taking one of their best selling vehicles, borrowing some design features for what is really a completely new car. Why not make a sport version of the Ford Edge or Escape and electrify that? Or, make an electric Mustang. That car has always been a two door coupe, but now it's...just wrong.

Venezuela went from the third richest country in the hemisphere to a failed state in about 10 years. This included private gun ownership becoming illegal and the government firing on its citizens. And despite this real world evidence of how socialism never works, the top 2 Dem candidates are socialists.


Safe Passage- photo of a painting at the office. 

We live in what is probably the least racist country on earth, but many people don't want to see that. Race is often just a useful tool to divide us and pit one side against another. When your side has nothing to give, you can always give them something to hate.

Is it just me, or are there traffic scofflaws than there used to be? I see red-light runners far more often than I remember in the past. Every morning I see drivers ignoring the metered on-ramps and right on red turn restrictions during rush hour. I don't want to sound like chicken little, but the fabric of society seems to be breaking down a little, when some people don't have a respect for the law. Then again, we've seen this happening in DC for years and years.


Amazing story about Chuckles
Christmas has gotten completely out of hand, and it's not because we're celebrating Jesus earlier. It's been trending that way for a while, but c'mon people, October is not the Christmas Season! I also think "Black" Friday is very aptly named.

But before Christmas, there's pie! Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. And after that I have a follow up appointment with my Primary Care Doc. Last March she gave me a few things to work on. I'm going to have to tell her that I've been so busy this year I didn't have time to lose weight. I don't mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.

Ok, I've made enough room for more mental notes in the future. Enjoy your pie.


P.S. Just kidding about Applebees

Friday, November 15, 2019

So, Who Was That Guy?

He was French Général de Division
César-Charles-Etienne, Comte Gudin De La Sablonnière
(1768-1812)

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You may (or may not) have seen a fairly recent article in the news, real news that is, about the remains of a French general being found under a dance floor in Russia. You can read some of the details here and/or here. (I often get my news from The Telegraph and sometimes from Fox News, seldom anywhere else, but I digress...)

So in these modern times we often think of a general as some guy (or gal, after all this is the 21st Century) well behind the lines directing operations from afar. Sure, generals do come under fire and get killed or injured (Major General Harold Greene of the U.S. Army springs immediately to mind), but that is relatively rare in modern times.

That wasn't the case in Napoleonic times (and most wars prior to the 20th Century) when generals led their troops from the front. Even staff officers got shot at and quite frequently hit. While the commanders were maneuvering their units, the staff was coordinating all that, on horseback and certainly in range of enemy cannon, sometimes within musket range as well.

General Gudin was no stranger to battle, he had joined the French Army before the Revolution in 1782. (He had also been a classmate of the future Emperor at Brienne.) He was known as a hard worker and also cared for the lives of his troops. He fought in most of the major campaigns in the Napoleonic Wars, except for Spain.

Always near the front of his troops he had been wounded in action twice before receiving the wounds that killed him near Smolensk: wounded at the Battle of Auerstädt on 14 October 1806 and then again at the Battle of Wagram three years later on 6 July 1809, where he was hit four times!

General Gudin didn't have to suffer the retreat from Moscow in 1812, he was hit by cannon shot on the pursuit after Napoléon's defeat of the Russians at Smolensk during the Battle of Valutino. The shot which hit him severed one leg and crushed the calf of the other. He wasn't killed outright, he lingered three days before the gangrene which had set in finally killed him

A tough soldier in a tough time, one of the Emperor's favorite generals.

Of course, the French want to repatriate his remains and give him a proper burial in France. A well-deserved honor for a man whose name is carved on the Arc de Triomphe. A fine way to honor the memory of a very brave man.

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Général de Division Gudin, moments before being wounded.
(On the right with sword held high.)

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Napoleon's hopes of trapping General Barclay's army were dashed when he discovered that the Russian force awaiting the French was a rearguard under General Tutchkov. Barclay's main force of three infantry and one cavalry corps was strung out near Smolensk, trying to get away from the French after the Battle of Smolensk. They then turned around to fight the French on the Stragan river.

After a heavy bombardment, Ney launched an assault against the Russians, crossing the Stragan but failing to capture the crest. Murat's cavalry attacks were bogged down in marshy ground and accomplished nothing. General Junot's force was close to the battlefield and was urged to attack the Russians by Murat. Junot did not engage, and the opportunity for a decisive victory passed.

A few hours later, Ney launched the last French attack. General Gudin led the assault and was hit by a cannonball, which removed one leg. He died three days later from infection. The French managed to capture the crest after hard fighting. By that point the majority of Barclay's army had escaped and was heading towards Lubino. (Source)



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Thursday, November 14, 2019

Hey, Wait a Minute...


So I ran across the painting on the left on Wednesday, it rang a bell. The painting is by one of my favorite French artists, Édouard Detaille. So is the one on the right, one of my favorite paintings by Monsieur Detaille, it depicts Colonel Louis Lepic of the French Imperial Guard, commanding the Grenadiers à Cheval at the 1807 battle of Preussisch-Eylau. Apparently the good colonel is chastising his troopers, using very colorful language, for ducking in anticipation of being possibly hit by enemy fire.

Now the painting on the left, depicts the French Carabiniers à Cheval at some unnamed battle in Russia during Napoléon's disastrous Russian Campaign of 1812.

Notice anything about the two paintings? They were both painted by the same man, in the same year, 1893. It would be interesting to know what Monsieur Detaille's thought process was in having two paintings, essentially the same in composition but depicting two different units, in two different campaigns. One wonders.

All that aside, I truly enjoy Monsieur Detaille's work. Here are more of his works -

Vive L’Empereur!
French Hussars at the Charge
Painted in 1891
Le Rêve
French soldiers of Napoléon III Dreaming of their forefathers,
the soldiers of the first Napoléon.

Painted in 1888
Another favorite artist of mine is also French, Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier - and speaking of Napoléon III...

Napoléon III at the Battle of Solferino
Painted in 1863
Another of his masterpieces is the next one, often mislabeled in books as being the Emperor Napoléon in Russia. It is not, it actually depicts an episode during the campaign in France in 1814 and shows the Emperor and his staff after the Battle of Laon. You can tell by their faces that they lost that one.

1814. Campagne de France
Painted in 1864
Finally, another of my favorite paintings, also by Meissonier -

1807, Friedland
Painted in 1875
You can almost feel the ground shaking and hear the hooves beating the earth as the soldiers shout their paean to their Emperor. Stirring stuff.

Of course the aftermath of all that "glory" is not as pretty, not at all.

Bringing Cleburne In
After the Battle of Franklin, 01 December 1864
Painting by Mort Künstler, another superb artist
and yes, another favorite.
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War is Hell, though many paintings make it look glorious, it is anything but.




Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Odds and Ends

Alexander Pope circa 1742
Saw a quote yesterday which tickled my fancy over at IMAO. Liked it so much I decided to chase it down, especially as the name Pope rang a dim bell way in the back of the Halls of Memory.
There never was any party, faction, sect, or cabal, whatsoever, in which the most ignorant were not the most violent: for a bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead. However, such instruments are necessary to politicians; and perhaps it may be with states as with clocks, which must have some dead weight hanging at them, to help and regulate the motion of the finer and more useful parts. - Alexander Pope, "Thoughts on Various Subjects" (Source)
I daresay Mr. Pope would have a blog in these less-than-enlightened times. Then again, maybe not. I find the Left distressing and the rising predictions of doom and gloom to be somewhat bothersome. Here's how I'd treat the Progs...



One of the Sarge's favorites that one.

Speaking of movies, I do plan on going to see Midway in the next cuppla weeks. A couple of fellows I have a great deal of respect for liked it, so I reckon I will too.

As to the CGI, I have no problem with that, 70-year-old warbirds and ships are in rather short supply these days. The clips I've seen are entertaining and put me there in the time period. That's what I care about, if the history is a tad off (where the Hell is USS Yorktown is one question I've heard), well, if I want accurate history I'll read a book. At least the film celebrates American heroism.

Something which gets downplayed a lot in certain circles.

Not mine.

Have you seen it? Sound off in the comments.

Carry on...







Tuesday, November 12, 2019

You Load 16 Tons...*

510 pounds of floor tile.
Okay, it was only a bit over a half-ton. But when you lug it from the car to the dining room, it feels like a lot more. Did you know that the longer you carry a rifle, the heavier it gets? Yeah, it does, especially while on guard duty. Don't ask me how I know.

So, I may have mentioned that I had originally planned on retiring from the full time gig at the end of this year. Well, a directive came down from on high that the upstairs bathroom, being decrepit and of 1980s vintage (and style) would be re-done, transformed, updated, and enlarged. I, being a simple man, said...
"But nothing leaks, the shower provides hot water, and the commode is perfectly serviceable."
To which the love of my life, my soul mate, and raison d'être replied...
"It's outdated, the shower stall is like a freaking coffin and the top of the vanity is rotting on the underside."
I muttered, sotto voce, "It ain't that bad..."

She said...
"I HAVE SPOKEN!"


I said...



Without the "Pfft" at the end, of course.

Anyhoo, retirement now stands offshore still, well outside of U.S. territorial waters and, okay, okay, end of next year, maybe.

So the floor tiles will have matching tiles in the enlarged, luxury shower stall. Here those are...


Heavy boxes with 6" x 3" tiles, all awkwardly packaged to make pulling from the car and lugging into the domicile that much more challenging. Fortunately the first batch was hauled on Saturday, the second on Sunday.

Yes, boys and girls, "I lift things up, I put them down."

About a thousand pounds of marble, right there. Is it a bathroom we're remodeling, or are we building a Greek temple?

I know, just shut up and haul stone...

Speaking of Tennessee Ernie...



It's not all beer and skittles here at Chez Sarge.





* With apologies to Tennessee Ernie Ford

Monday, November 11, 2019

Remember

Joseph Ambrose, an 86-year-old World War I veteran, attends the dedication day parade for the Vietnam
Veterans Memorial in 1982. He is holding the flag that covered the casket of his son, who was killed in the Korean War.

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Today is Veterans Day, a day set aside to remember the men and women who served in the Armed Forces of the United States of America. It is also the anniversary of the end of World War I, Armistice Day as it is known in a number of countries, Remembrance Day in the British Commonwealth. A day set aside to remember the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of the year 1918. One hundred and one years ago this very day.

To put that in perspective, when I was 13 years old, the Civil War had ended 101 years before, as an historian, both those conflicts are ever green in my thoughts. For many though, even the events of September 11, 2001 seem like ancient history. I just don't think we pay nearly enough heed to our forebears, the ones who made our today possible. For many, there were no tomorrows, some gave all of their tomorrows so that we would have today.

My grandfather was a veteran, my father was a veteran, I'm a veteran, my three children are all veterans. Do they, do I, expect some sort of special treatment because of my service? They don't, I don't. We were proud to have served our country in war and in peace. I can't speak for the rest of my family, but for myself it's enough to have served.

I think of the many who supported me while I served. Those who paid their taxes so that I might have the equipment I needed to perform the mission. Those who built that equipment, those who made home such a sweet thing to return to when my service was done, and those who just said, "Thanks" when all was said and done.

I occasionally get thanked for my service, and I really appreciate that, especially when it's from the younger generation. Don't let the media fool you, most of the kids coming out into the world today are hard-working, decent people. Remember the Meejah focuses on the bad ones, not the good ones. Just as bad news leads, so do the bad apples, of which there really are damned few, and those concentrated in just a few places.

My thought for the day, for this day, is that America is a nation worth serving, worth fighting for, and, if need be, worth dying for. America isn't just the land and the waters of the nation, it's primarily her people. Of many different backgrounds, of many different cultures, of many different beliefs, yet we are one people.

Out of many, one. I truly believe that.

God bless the people of the United States and the beautiful land we inhabit. We have our problems, we have our difficulties and disagreements, but at the end of the day, we are all Americans. It was an honor and a privilege to serve this great nation. I would not have traded my days in uniform for anything.

Thank a veteran, yes.

But thank those for whom we served as well. Without the people of this great country, what would have been the point of serving?

I will spend this day, as I do every Veterans Day, remembering those I served with, some of whom have already passed into the mists of time. I will also remember the long line of my brothers and sisters in arms who have so ably served since that April morn in 1775.

Mostly though, I will remember those who didn't come home...
Dulce et Decorum Est 
by Wilfred Owen
Killed In Action, 4 November 1918

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
Remember...