Saturday, February 17, 2024

It's about the journey, not the destination, but faster!

Well, there's nothing like self-induced pressure to get a post out of me. I commented on some of the driving posts from last week and that I may be inspired to share.  Not sure it's riveting entertainment, but it'll fill in for Sarge today I suppose.  Anyway, lots of random musings bouncing around my brain regarding this topic but I will attempt to make them somewhat coherent for everyone.  And besides, Sarge asked so nicely!

Licensed for going on 40 years now, driving for 42, so I definitely have some driving experiences of note over that time.  That's not necessarily unusual, as nobody drives for even a handful of years without having experienced something of note- be it tickets, accidents, or observing how crazy other drivers can be, but hopefully my stories can be interesting enough.   

Spending 24 years in the Navy, I had several cross country moves- a couple to and from Florida for my first tour of duty at The Cradle of Naval Aviation- NAS Pensacola, and then when I did some Joint Duty at CENTCOM in Tampa.  Lots of miles, all characterized by a self-induced pressing need to get there in the shortest amount of time as possible.  For that first move from San Diego, it was Interstate 8 until Arizona, picking up I-10 all the rest of the way.  Lots of great places to stop and see some sights, but unless it was at a gas station right off the freeway, I never stopped.  San Diego to El Paso to Houston to Pensacola-  3 days, when I could have taken a full week or more on the Navy's dime.  What a waste of an opportunity.  I'm sure there was some roadside petrified dinosaur egg, or corn maze I missed, if not something better. Next trip, I promise!

1990 Ensign-mobile                                                        Source

During the Tampa PCS* move, I had kids and a wife in tow so the stops were a little longer.  We spent a few days in San Antonio to visit my dad, taking the kids to one of the Six Flags parks.  We also hit New Orleans for the French Quarter and beignets.  And P'Cola to show off the Naval Aviation Museum.  These too were rushed though, always with the final destination on my mind, vice the journey.

2001 Family Wagon (PAC Norwest and Tampa)                               Source


There was also a PCS move from San Diego to the PAC Northwest- Bremerton Washington for a disassociated sea tour on the USS Carl Vinson.  Since we have family in Southern Oregon, that drive up and down the length of California has been done more times than I can remember.  Even as a child as we'd visit our San Diego relatives for various weddings of my cousins, or the big family Thanksgiving at my Aunt's house.  

Those trips to visit family, or stopping for a day or so while "PCS-ing" aren't really vacations.  And when we did do something else, it was often just a 3 day weekend.  That led to us buying into the timeshare thing just as a way to "force" us into taking more time with family, and we're glad we did.  But this gas stop is over so back on the road blog.

I started driving before I was even legal. My dad let me practice a bit when I was 14, ahead of my getting a learner's permit.  And once I was competent enough, yet before I had a license, my parents trusted me to drive 9 miles up country roads in southern Oregon to the little town of Selma in order to pick up my younger siblings, who would get off of the bus after a  school sporting event. 

Mine didn't look nearly this good, especially after I wrecked it.                Source

I've always thought of myself as a good driver, but I'm not sure my record completely backs that up. I was given a 1971 Ford Maverick for my 16th birthday, the same day I got my driver's license. I was given the car not so much as a reward or present, which of course it was, but also so that I would then be responsible for transporting my two younger siblings to school, and getting myself to/from various activities.  Unfortunately it didn't last long.  Just two or three weeks later I had a blowout, and was inexperienced enough to get myself into a wreck. The blowout caused the car to pull hard to the left, for which I overcorrected to the right, slamming into an embankment on the side of the road.  I bent the right front wheel underneath the car, which had unibody construction, so it was totaled. 

A couple years later I was driving back from a girlfriend's house, and while the speed limit was 55, I was doing 67, and got my first ticket at 18 years old. I wouldn't get my next one until I had the aforementioned wife and two children, as we were driving down the scenic 395 from Lake Tahoe back to SoCal.  I was again 12 miles over the limit, this time pacing another car.  However, only 1 of us got pulled over.  I had no chance of talking myself out of this one since the CHP asked for my license and registration, then walked away, returning with the ticket- no chance for pleasantries, no asking if I knew how fast I was going, no nothing.  He must have had a quota to meet, or he didn't like my 2012 campaign sticker for Mitt Romney.  I wouldn't be a fan of that sticker now either, since he's tuned out to be quite the RINO, but I no longer have that 2007 Toyota Tacoma anyway, trading it in for my 2017 Mustang.

Plenty of Scout campouts in this vehicle                                    Source

I don't know if you've been paying attention, but today's Gen Z kid doesn't seem to have the same interest that we did in getting their license as fast as possible.  The freedom it gave me was wonderful.  As I mentioned, I grew up nine miles from the nearest store, two of that up a dirt road, in the mountains of Southern Oregon (after moving from SoCal).  Having a license, and later a car, allowed me a level of freedom that was unavailable to me before that.  Weekends were always spent at home unless there was a school sporting activity I was involved in.  While I was a voracious reader, it was a fairly boring upbringing before having wheels.


When I started my sophomore year in college I drove myself down from Southern Oregon to San Diego in a 1971 Volkswagen beetle, my third 1971 vehicle in a row, with a very beat-up Toyota pickup in that mix.  That pickup followed the Maverick a couple years later, but one that lasted only until the head gasket blew and the head cracked.


A couple of those drives to and from Southern Oregon during college were a bit challenging, as the Siskiyou Pass at the border of California and Oregon would often be closed for snow, or it required chains.  One of those times I took the coast route, adding a half a day's drive to the trip, cutting back to Interstate 5 somewhere north of San Francisco.  The Northern California coast is a beautiful drive, but one I didn't necessarily appreciate back then- again, focusing on just getting back.  However, but the last time I drove it it was quite hairy.  It was another Christmas visit to see family, and we decided to make the return trip a little more of a vacation, thinking we would stop and see things along the way.  However, most everything was closed as this was New Year's Day 2021, and COVID was still in effect.  But the scenic drive was something we were interested in nevertheless.  However, we had to move up that return trip when my wife got COVID and we had to evacuate her sister's house ASAP.  She has an immuno-compromised son and we couldn't take the risk of getting him sick.  We had to leave in the late afternoon after she popped positive, so much of that first leg was spent in the dark in some miserable weather, with a storm making visibility a challenge.  I remember having to focus hard on the tail-lights of the car in front of me as we drove the narrow, winding, and hilly Hwy 101 as it hugs the coast.  We got to our stopping point sometime around 10 or 11:00 that night and I was glad to get off the road, having squeezed all the black out of the steering wheel over the last few hundred miles.

Pretty much the same, but it was wetter and much darker.                             Source


Now I'll admit that some rain and wind don't match the snowy Colorado mountains that Sarge experienced, but winter driving in Oregon can be tricky.  Since it rains so much, but the Winter temperatures can also fall below freezing, black-ice was a semi-frequent risk.  Driving my brother and sister to school in that 71 Toyota pickup and approaching a curve by a rain-swollen creek, I may have been driving a bit fast as I hit some ice and lost control.  We all survived, but I don't know how.  I truly believe there was some divine intervention as I did nothing but panic and hear my sister scream.  Next thing I knew we were through the curve and stopping at the next intersection.  I don't remember counter-steering, nor do I think I even knew what that was, but all of a sudden we were several hundred yards past where I lost control.  


The red circle is where I lost control and the direction of the slide sideways.  The green is where we were sliding, which was a steep bank into the creek (those trees weren't as prevalent from what I remember).  And the blue is where we somehow wound up.  My brother doesn't remember it at all, and my sister only faintly remembers the back end getting loose.  Some serious guardian angel work went on that day if you ask me.  I remember being full of adrenalin after that, and I was far more careful in the years that followed, with an absolute unquestioning belief in our Divine Creator.  




Yes, I like to drive fast, but now I'm not one to drive beyond the limits of the car, the conditions, or the traffic- just a bit higher than the posted speed limit sometimes, with one exception.  March or April 2020, driving to work during the "Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve" idiocracy.  The Military was exempt from the lockdown, and NOBODY was on the road, and I mean nobody, not a single solitary car.  It was a long straight part of the road on the very last mile of I-8 West here in San Diego.  I found out my Mustang will do 130mph easily.  I hit the number quickly, and even more quickly backed it down.  It was a thrill, but not one I feel the need to repeat.  As I mentioned in the comments last week, I have been stopped at least a half a dozen times, but except for the two tickets, was usually let off with a warning.  Being honest and respectful, and flashing that military ID if you can, seems to be the key.  

Well, that's enough of a post for today.  See you on the road.  I promise I won't blow your doors off.

*PCS- it's been explained here before, but Permanent Change of Station- and by permanent, it just means not TDY/TAD (temp duty).   Sarge probably has an acronym page on the right margin.

Friday, February 16, 2024

One Minutia, Two Minutiae, Three ... What?

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So I was going to go crazy pointing out the differences between the types of German helmets used in World War II until I looked it up. That's the point where I went crazy. There were multiple variants, different manufacturers (no Joe, they looked alike, only the stamp on the interior was different), ad infinitum.

Par example ...
(I own both types, plus one steel helmet from WWI)
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An entire website devoted to the various makes, models, and types of German helmets, even post-war! While I was getting overly excited about that, I noted that Amazon actually sells German helmets! (Well, American ones as well ...)

Is it wrong of me to want one of these? (As I already have one ... - original, enlisted model)

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Anyhoo, while chasing all of that I found this website. Fellow rivet-counters and aficionados of WWII German stuff. (This sort of thing has fascinated folks since the war, I've been afflicted with it at times. Their stuff was cool, even if it was used in the service of undiluted evil. Now there's a dilemma for you. At least a lot of it came from German history and wasn't made up by Hitler. Well, except for that whole swastika thing, which is still seen on Buddhist temples. Used to be a good symbol, Hitler poisoned it. Another post there ... Maybe.)

One participant over there had a great tagline -

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs....
Lord, please keep Kevin Bacon alive ...

Heh.

Anyway, here are some of the "money quotes" I snatched from over there ...

Seriously, if I would get an Euro for every goof and anachronism in a Hollywood (or British) war movie, I would be richer than Bill Gates. What you guys did not mention is the outrageous habit of addressing officers with "Sir" instead of "Herr Hauptmann" or "Mon Capitaine". Every time I watch "Das Boot" with English subtitles, I have a crying fit because of the idiotic translations.


At the not so tender age of 73, I have seen a lot of "War Movies" and since my Dad was a career Marine Officer (1935-1968), I tend to be a little bit critical of the details.

On the other hand, the viewers of today would have no real frame of reference as to how accurate the vehicles/uniforms etc. really were in these films. We here are historians, some amateurs such as myself, some more serious and some as Academics and that makes us a bit more demanding of accuracy up to our own standards based on our own knowledge.


Now, who can tell me what's wrong in the opening photograph? (A still from the excellent film Where Eagles Dare. Just kidding, unless you really, really want to ...) OTOH, there is much that is correct about that photo.

Be seeing you.




Thursday, February 15, 2024

Rounds Complete ...

U.S. Army Spc. Alan George, 1st Battalion, 124th Infantry Regiment, Bravo Company watches the surrounding area before mortar training Aug. 8, 2016, at Arta, Djibouti. The Soldiers fired rounds from M224 and M252 cannons to practice hitting target areas. The 1-124, a component of Combined Joint Task Force-Horn of Africa, is deployed from Cocoa, Fla., to perform security operations in the region.
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Well, my latest foray into fiction was well received, judging by the comments on the last three posts. Really happy y'all liked it. Thing is ...

Now what?

Good question.

So over the weekend I watched Fury, again, probably for the tenth time. There are things a fellow can quibble about in the movie, but I don't want to get into a ...

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Had to share that, a buddy of mine posted a different version of this over at the Book of Faces. True confessions time, I can be that way. Show me a WWII film set in 1939 - 1941 where the Germans are using the MG 42 and wearing M 42 helmets and yeah, I can go a little nuts. But what if the story is really good? Then I give the rivet-counting errors a pass.

When I was nobbut a lad, one of my favorite TV shows was Combat!, loved that show. I've watched a couple of the episodes from the first season recently (available on the Tube of You) and it's still pretty good in my book. It's more about people than history. Good stories, they're just set in WWII. They could be set in almost any war and still be good.

I do have to admit though, while watching it I was reminded of the weird-looking eagle on this German's chest -

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For those who don't know, it should look like this -

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I didn't notice that when I was ten, I do notice it now. But again, a minor detail which only the rivet-counters would get worked up by. (And yes, I can be a "rivet-counter" at times.)

Anyhoo, that's it for today, Tuna should have a post up fairly soon (is it done yet Tuna, huh, huh, huh? No pressure, bro', no pressure.)

Be seeing you.

Update:

Better view of the messed up incorrect Combat! German eagle -

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Note that the rivet-counter in me would also like to point out that the epaulettes are wrong as well. I provide this photo for those fellows like myself and juvat who suffer from CSS.² Don't get me started on the collar as well ...




¹ Yes, I find it a bit disconcerting at the relative availability of this sort of thing for purchase. Reenactors like it, but are there really enough of those to keep such companies in business? Does Hollywood use them? (Probably not.) When I was a reenactor we got all of our insignia from Austria, from the same manufacturer who produced such things during the war. A bit off-putting, yes.
² CSS = Can't See Shit. I suffer badly from this, along with CRS, which is Can't Remember Shit.

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

The Dawn

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"Sarge, this is insane!"

The sergeant nodded, his shoulders slumped momentarily, then he looked at the corporal.

"What other choice do we have? The main column is nowhere to be seen. We have no word from higher headquarters, for all I know, the war is over. We might be killing, and being killed, for no purpose at all. I want to talk with them. This insanity must end."

"Aren't you afraid of the consequences?"

Shaking his head, the sergeant began to move towards the enemy-held hillock. As soon as he came up out of the gully, he could feel that the wind had shifted. The air felt warmer. In the trees he could see a mist forming. The snow was melting!

"Wait!" the corporal came out of the gully and grabbed the sergeant's arm.

"For what, what should we wait for? Wait for someone to tell us what to do?"

The sergeant swept his arm around, indicating the barren countryside. "Do you see anyone here besides us?"

Releasing the sergeant, the corporal said, "At least let me go with you, you don't speak the language, I know a few words, I can help."

The sergeant nodded, "Let's get this over with."


"Go back and tell the padre to come up, he speaks their language, I do not." The commander lowered his field glasses. The two men coming up the slope were enlisted men, non-commissioned officers if he remembered his briefings correctly.

"I wonder what happened to their officers," he muttered under his breath.

The young soldier in a fighting hole near him looked up, "Sir?"

"Nothing, son. Just wondering what's going on down there."

"I can hit them easily from here, Sir."

"Why would you want to do that, soldier? Can't you see they want to talk?"

"How do you know that, Sir?"

"Where are you from, soldier?"

The man, barely more than a boy, answered with the name of a very small village in the poorest province of the homeland. He probably enlisted to avoid an early death from overwork, or perhaps to keep from starving. Many farms were failing as the youth fled to the cities, or joined the army, like this young fellow.

"The white cloth attached to the sword, an age-old symbol of either surrender or a wish to talk, to parley as is said."

"So don't shoot them?"

"No, son, please do not."

The commander turned as he heard footsteps behind him, it was the priest.

"Good morning, Sir." Then the priest looked down the slope. "What is this?"

"They want to talk, you speak their language, I do not. We shall listen, then decide what to do, based on what they say."


"Why do they have a priest with them?" the corporal asked, his voice indicating his annoyance.

"Not everyone is an unbeliever like you, Corporal."

"You?" the corporal asked in disbelief.

"Sometimes. It's a very on and off thing with me. Lately I tend to think that God no longer listens to us, He no longer cares. But then," the sergeant squinted as a beam of very bright sunlight broke through the morning mist, "something like this happens. Maybe it isn't God who isn't listening. Maybe we have stopped heeding Him."


The corporal shook his head, under his breath he muttered, "Superstition and old wives' tales."

"Perhaps. Now behave, we're in earshot."

The sergeant stopped and stood at attention, he recognized the insignia on the older man. A full colonel, he tried to remember their word for the rank. Ah!

Snapping a salute, his saber held in his left hand, he spoke, "Commander!"

Though the pronunciation was off, the commander stood to attention and returned the man's salute. "Sergeant." He used his country's word for that rank.

The priest spoke, "Good morning, Sergeant. What can we do for you? My commander is very curious as to your mission."

Somewhat startled by the priest's command of his language, the sergeant spoke, "Sir, we wish to end the hostilities here, temporarily. Long enough for us to evacuate our wounded back to our main column. Long enough, perhaps, for you and your people to evacuate this little hill in the middle of nowhere. I see no reason to die for such a miserable piece of land."

The priest turned to the senior officer and spoke, at length. After a moment's contemplation, the older man nodded and spoke a few words.

"Sergeant, the commander is amenable to your suggestion, but he wonders just where are your officers? Are they aware of what you are doing? He would like to speak to whoever is in command over there." The priest gestured at the gully, which was now lined by a large number of faces, curious faces, wondering themselves what was happening.

"I am in command, Padre. My lieutenant died during the night."

The priest said nothing to the sergeant, instead he spoke to the commander, again at length. When he finished speaking, the older man gave the priest an annoyed looked, then gestured as if to say, "Get on with it."

The corporal turned his head and spat into the snow, away from the two enemy soldiers. He said a single word, it was a very nasty word in his dialect for the priesthood.

The commander's eyebrows went up in shock, that was one of the very few words he knew in his enemy's language. He cast a questioning look at the priest, who simply bowed to his commanding officer. He spoke, this time to the corporal.

"My dear Corporal, it is obvious that you are an unbeliever, but to use such an insult, at such a time, is, to my commander, a very dangerous insult. As for myself, I will turn away, strike if you must, I will forgive you. God may not."

The corporal turned beet red, he had made his feelings known, but to be lectured by this, by this bearded crow, was almost too much. He opened his mouth but then his sergeant spoke.

"Not one word, Corporal. Though we have been friends for many years, I will strike you down myself if you speak again."

He had spoken very quickly, in the rough dialect of his home district, which the corporal knew well. The priest had no idea what had been said, he shrugged at the commander when that man had given him a questioning look. There was silence for a few long moments, then the sergeant spoke.

"My apologies padre, my corporal, as well as all of my men, are under a lot of pressure."

Before the priest could speak, the commander began speaking, the priest tried to translate as fast as he could.

"Listen here, Sergeant. I see that my forces outnumber yours significantly, you may believe that or not. But a fight here will serve my Motherland in no way at all. I could command my men to attack you, while we would take many casualties, you would all die in that gully. We would shovel the snow over you and you would be forgotten. But again, a fight here serves no purpose. I agree to your proposal with one condition."

The commander stopped speaking, the priest's translation ended a moment later.

"A condition, Sir?"

"We need your horses. At least some of them. To evacuate our wounded."

The sergeant was speechless for a moment, then he said, "Do you know what it means for a cavalryman to lose his horse? I cannot ..."

The commander spoke, the priest waited this time. Then he spoke, "My commander knows, his own mount lies dead somewhere out there." The priest pointed to the north.

The sergeant looked at the corporal, who was feeling somewhat chagrined by his earlier outburst. If the bearded man had not been a priest, the corporal felt they could have been friends, given different circumstances. The man exuded a calmness and a feeling of patience which the corporal remembered his mother's father had had.

The sergeant was surprised when the corporal nodded, he even spoke. "Please accept my apologies. I had no call to speak to either of you in the fashion I did."

The priest told the commander what had been said, before he could speak again, the commander spoke.

"Yes or no, damn it. I'm freezing my ass off."

When translated, the corporal actually laughed, the sergeant, trying to hide a grin, simply asked, "Will five horses suffice?"

The commander nodded, spoke to the priest, then headed back to his own lines.

The priest waited, then spoke once more, "We have done God's work here today. May you men find your way home, go with God my sons."

The sergeant nodded, then he and the corporal headed back to their own lines. He looked over at his corporal, who looked very thoughtful.

"What's eating you?"

The corporal looked back at the hillock, "Why do you believe, Sarge? We're out here, killing each other, yet you agree to help that man and his wounded."

"Our mission has failed, we no longer have the strength to pursue those men. Do you think our men would go up that hill and die, because I said so?"

The corporal looked down at the ground, "I would."

"I know, but the others? That enemy commander was right, we would probably all die out here, and to what purpose? Honor? Glory? No we live, perhaps to fight again, perhaps to die tomorrow. But not here, not today."

When they reached the lines, they both noticed that a messenger had arrived, no doubt from the main column.

"What news?"

"The war is over. The damned diplomats actually negotiated a settlement. A day late if you ask me, but there it is, the war is over. Looks like your men have suffered badly. Get them together, I'll guide you back to the main column, they moved off of the main road to weather that beastly storm."

"Are you listening Sergeant?"

"Ah, yes sir, yes I am. It's just that the night was pretty rough. Our horses won't make it back, they are too weak."

"Shoot them then." The young officer was startled by the look of hatred the sergeant gave him. He spoke again, quickly.

"Yes, you cavalrymen are attached to your beasts, aren't you? What will you do, leave them?"

The sergeant cleared his throat, "While the diplomats were wrangling, I made a deal with the enemy commander up on that hill."

"A deal, are you insane?"

"Shut up and listen you damned sprig of the nobility." The corporal wasn't exactly aiming his carbine at the young officer, but the threat was obvious.

"I am not insane, Sir. The deal was that the enemy cede me that hillock, Then they evacuate themselves and their wounded. I offered them our horses to evacuate the wounded."

"Oh. Well, we don't need the hillock now, but, well ..."

The lieutenant threw a look at the corporal, then said, "Very well, make it quick, we need to move out."


As some of the men led the remaining horses, all fourteen of them, up the hill, the sky cleared. In the early morning the men could hear birds singing in the trees. The sky was a breathtaking shade of blue. Every man there, in the gully and up on the hillock, welcomed the new dawn. They were alive!


The corporal walked next to his sergeant as they set out for the main column.

"You've been awfully quiet, Corp."

"Been thinking."

"Dangerous for a man who doesn't do it that often," the sergeant offered with a wry grin.

"I know, but last night, this morning, maybe I learned something up there." He looked back to the north, the hillock was out of sight by now.

"Anything you'd like to share?"

The corporal cocked his head, then said, "I don't know how to pray."

"Doesn't hurt."

"We'll see, I still have doubts."

"We all do, Corp, we all do. Don't overthink it."

"Fat chance of that."

Down the road they went, to an uncertain future. But they still had a future.

The sergeant thought briefly of his lieutenant, "Damn it."

The corporal sighed, "We lost too many good ones."

Brushing the sleeve of his greatcoat over his face, all the sergeant could say was, "Yup. Too damned many."

Finis



Tuesday, February 13, 2024

The Storm

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"What did you say?" the sergeant was fairly sure he had heard the man correctly, but he wanted to be sure.

"I said no, Sergeant. No way I'm going out there in a f**king blizzard. Shoot me right here. We're all going to die out here anyway."

Part of him wanted to draw his sidearm and threaten the man, perhaps even shoot him. But this man was one of the most reliable soldiers in the troop, this was no rookie - new to the army - this soldier was a long serving veteran.

"What's going on Sergeant, why aren't the men falling in?"

Just what he needed, the men were rebellious, now the lieutenant was on his ass.

"Follow me, Sir."

In a serious breach of protocol, the sergeant tugged at the sleeve of the officer's coat and pulled him away from where the men were huddled together, desperately trying to stay warm.

"Sir, the men refuse to move. Honestly I don't blame them, the storm is getting worse and visibility is damned near zero. Even if we had a local with us, I doubt we could find our way in this storm to a position where we can cut those people off. I'm not sure they'd even try to pull out in this mess."

The lieutenant wanted to get angry, he wanted to yell at someone, anyone, but he took a deep breath before he spoke.

"Shit," he muttered, "can't say I blame them and you're right we'd probably get lost out there and freeze to death anyway."

The officer thought for a long moment, "Do we still have fuel for the cook stoves?"

"Yes Sir, we haven't stopped to cook for a few days now."

"Have the men go ahead and fire their stoves up, we need to get them warm, half of them probably have frostbite already."

"But Sir ..."

"If the enemy doesn't know we're here, then they are complete fools. And we know they're not."

"Alright, Sir, I'll see to it."


"It's no use, Sir. Scouts say that once you leave the trees and get out in the open, it's a complete whiteout, visibility is damned near zero. If we try to go out there, there's no way we can keep the men together, we'll get scattered."

"And once the storm eases up, the enemy can just scoop us up."

"It's more likely that they wouldn't find our bodies until spring. The wind is piling up the drifts pretty quickly."

"Anything on our enemy, can you even see anything in that direction?"

"Odd thing about that ..."

"What?"

"Our observers claim to see have seen a glow in that direction. Like they've lit a fire, or more than one. The glow was pretty muted and not all in one place."

"Hhmm ... Well, sounds like they've gone to ground for the night. We should do the same. The enemy know where we are, have to men light their cookfires. We might die in the morning, but damn it, we won't die hungry and maybe we'll even be warm."


The sergeant had fallen asleep, he was so exhausted that he couldn't help it. A hand was shaking him ...

"Sarge, Sarge, wake up!"

The sergeant opened his eyes, rather he tried to. He felt a momentary surge of panic, then he realized that there was probably ice on his eyelashes. Carefully he worked a hand out of his glove, and then tried to get his eyes open. Eventually he could see, squatting in front of him was one of his corporals.

"What ... What is it?"

"We can't find the lieutenant."

Damn it, the man knows better than to wander off in this kind of weather. He slowly got up, trying to get his circulation flowing, his feet felt like blocks of wood they were so numb. Gradually he was able to get up and move.

"Where was he last?"

"He was with Rudolf's men. He was moving from fire to fire, trying to get the men's spirits up. Maybe he climbed out of the gully to check on the enemy. They built fires don't you know?"

Damn, he didn't know that. But it made sense, we know where they are, they know where we are, he was sure. We lit our camp stoves, why shouldn't they do the same?

"Okay, Corp, you come with me, you men," he said looking at the three men who had come with the corporal. "Don't wander off."

As the men wrapped their blankets around themselves and huddled close to the little stove, one of them said, "Ain't nowhere to go, Sarge."

The corporal stopped before they moved off, "Where is Elias?"

"He's with the horses, they're out of the wind, he's got a stove going for them as well."

"Good man. We'll be back."


It had to have been close to three in the morning when the storm finally died out. The clouds were starting to break up and the moon revealed its pale face sporadically among the scudding clouds. The landscape was a sheet of white, a rolling blanket which evened out the irregularities of the landscape.

The corporal spoke, "I'll bet the gullies have drifted over, ours would have if we hadn't kept clearing it."

The sergeant nodded, he was looking towards the hillock. He had a sense that he was being watched. He could now see the enemy's camp fires, there were a lot of them, far more than he would have suspected. But in reality, they could build more fires than they had people, make us think there were more of them than he suspected. Or there could have been more of them than he realized.

They'd found the lieutenant. He had decided to do a little reconnaissance towards the enemy held hillock. He hadn't gone too far from the gully, the wind had shifted, revealing the soles of the lieutenant's boots. No doubt he had fallen asleep while observing the hillock. His field glasses were still in his frozen hands.

"They say that freezing to death ain't that bad, Sarge."

"Dead is dead, doesn't matter how it comes to you. The man should have let me know what he was up to."

"He didn't want to wake you, I'll bet." The corporal looked towards the hillock, then sighed.

"Think this is worth it, Sarge?"

"What, that hillock. It ain't worth a damned thing."

"How about the lives of those guys up there, how about our own lives? Is this bullshit worth it?"

"Dangerous way to think, Corp."

"It's just you and me here, Sarge. Well, you, me, and a half-frozen troop of cavalry. Those guys on the hill might outnumber us ya know? I doubt we have twenty horses fit to travel."


"Poor bastards look like they're on their last legs. Hell, half of 'em aren't even mounted." The sentry shook his head as he watched their pursuers digging themselves out of the gully they had taken shelter in. He handed the field glasses back to the commander.

"Looks like they lost a few men in the night as well." The commander had the glasses on five bundled up bodies next to one edge of the gully. "Do you know how many of our own died?"

"No sir, rumor has it that all the wounded died."

"Who told you that nonsense? We lost one man, one out of all the wounded."

"Wow, just one, Sir?"

"Yes, just the one. There was little hope of him surviving out here anyway. Stomach wound."

The scout grimaced, "Awful way to go."

The commander nodded, "I can't think of many pleasant ways to go in a war."

"No Sir, nor can I. Wait ... What the hell is that?" The scout took the field glasses from his commander and trained them down the slope.

Standing on the edge of the gully nearest the hillock was one of their pursuers. Waving a white rag on the end of a saber.

"D'ya think they want to surrender Sir?"

"Go back and get the Sergeant Major, he speaks their language. I think those people wish to parley. And give me back my field glasses, I'll watch from here. Go man, go."

As the scout headed up the hill, the commander watched. Another man joined the man with the parley flag. It appeared that they were arguing.

"Interesting," the commander muttered. "Interesting indeed."

To be continued ...




Monday, February 12, 2024

Mustaches, Afterburners and Aussies-A fine kettle of fish.*

 This past week was fabulous, spent some HIGH quality time with MBD, MG and León as well as LJW and Miss B. Had a great time, but both Mrs J and I are a bit worn out. 

Picture was taken at 12 Fires Winery.  The three owners are Aggies who went through the Corps of Cadets.  One went Army, One went Air Force and was a Helicopter pilot.  We got along well.  I think the other was military also, but forgot which branch.  Great place, PDG wine also.
 

Anyhow, based on my energy level, you get a repost.

So...There I was**  Flying F-15s at Kadena with my now proficient wingman, "Bones" and deployed for an extended period to Clark AB Philippines. In a prior post I had described a Cope Thunder exercise in which a squadron from Australia had participated.  At the time, they were flying Dassault  (French pronunciation: ​daˈso) Mirage IIIs.  They were quite competent in that jet and had held their own.  

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However, upon return from the exercise the Mirages were retired and replaced with F/A-18 Hornets (Australian pronunciation: Eff-Eye-Deen'). 

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That squadron had deployed back up to Clark in their brand new Jets (at the time, our F-15Cs were 10 years old, they're still flying and are now 36 years old.*** In Fighter Years, that's ancient e.g. Fighting WWII with Wright Flyers.  I know, Sarge, I know. I digress.)


The Aussies have asked us to get them up to speed in air to air with fourth generation fighters, to include a workup in Dissimilar Air Combat Tactics (DACT) from BFM (Basic Fighter Maneuvers, aka 1 v 1 dog fighting) all the way through X v X maneuvering.  All this to get them ready for their participation in a "super" Cope Thunder in 4 weeks time.  In addition to our squadron providing Blue Air to Air, an F-15 squadron from Elmendorf will also be participating.  Misawa and Kunsan will be providing F-16 strikers, a detachment of EA-6s and the Wild Weasel squadron from Clark will be providing SEAD support.  A couple of USMC and USN squadrons will be participating from Cubi Pt NAS.  The Aggressors and the Aussies will be providing Red Air the first week, then the Aussies will switch sides and the Eagles will switch to Red Air.  It's going to be a lot of fun and an awful lot of training.


As I said Bones is my wingman, having settled in with refueling, and will be getting an element lead checkout while we are in this exercise.  We've already gone through the 1 v 1 and 2 v 1 similar portion of the program and will continue with the multiple aircraft rides, 2 v 2s and up.  As I said, an awful lot of training going on.


This exercise occurred in the midst of the Reagan build up, which meant that flying time was abundant.  It also occurred at a time when most of the Squadron and Wing level leadership had earned their spurs as Lieutenants in Vietnam.  While there were exceptions, these senior Majors, Lt Col's and junior O-6s were Fighter Pilots first, last and always.  Political Correctness, so pervasive in current leadership, was not prevalent in most Fighter Wings.


One tradition that still held sway was well described in Ed Rasimus' book "When Thunder Rolled".  that of a mustache making you bullet proof.  Since we were deploying to "simulated combat", the Squadron Commander dictated that we would all grow mustaches.  No exceptions.


So we did.


The workup with the Aussies is progressing well and while there was no plan for this, it appears that the natural tempo of air operations has gotten me and my flight in synch with a particular Aussie flight. We've had several flights together that went quite well and the fights were, at times, epic.  I've learned that the Hornet has considerably more slab movement and so can sustain a lot more angle of attack and can get to that AOA a lot faster than an Eagle.  He's learned that works well in a 1 v 1, but gets you killed real fast when there's more than one adversary out there.  (Think Maverick in Top Gun.  "I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.")  The problem with it is once you've parked, you no longer can maneuver, and if a missile is coming at you, you will have a hard time defeating it.

In any case, his flight and mine have hit it off and have taken to hitting the club and downtown together.

It's been a couple of weeks and my mustache has progressed from the "what mustache?" through the "itchy" and into the scraggly stage, but orders are orders. If it makes me bulletproof, who am I to complain?

Bones has learned that being a flight lead is a whole order of magnitude more difficult than being a wingman.  Not only are you responsible for the administrative details of the flight, briefing, abort options, takeoff on time, navigation, fuel management, recovery etc, he's also responsible for the tactics and the execution thereof.  One of the key "aha" moments is when he realizes the adversary gets a vote in how effective your tactics are.

Bones is leading me in a 2 v 4 against our Aussie friends.  While the Aussies generally use similar tactics as the USAF, my counterpart was not above pulling a fast one.  We've got contact on our adversaries at about 50 miles.  Two radar returns about a mile and a half apart.  It was not unreasonable to assume that we had the two element leads on the radar with the wingmen in close formation so as to mask their number.  Bones targets me on the element on my side while he targets the other element.  He also tells me to commit on my element since his element has begun cooling off the intercept by putting Bones about 45 degrees off his nose.  (45 degrees will slow his closure by 50 percent, it's a geometry thing.)

Commit means my priority, which up until then was maintain formation. defensive lookout and then offensive situation awareness (looking at the radar) in that order, is now do whatever it takes to kill the bandit's. 

 Bones turns to keep the bandit on his nose which takes him away from me.  I'm at about 20 miles when I see the element split into two contacts, the wingman has deployed.  I'm in range so squeeze the trigger to "launch" an Aim-7.  Simultaneously, I boresight the Aim-9.  The Aim-7 has about 30-45 seconds time of flight to it's target and I can't acquire and launch a radar missile at another target until that time is up or it loses its guidance.  So I've got to find the second guy with my eyeballs, then point at him, get a good tone from the heater, and launch.  All the while, closing at above 1000 knots, and employing defensive countermeasures.  That last 10 miles to the merge are intense!

Meanwhile back over to Bones.  He's still pointing at his bandit, the bad guy is still stiff arming him.  Bones makes a critical mistake at this point and misses the fact that he is no longer targeted as the bandit's aspect angle (the difference between where the bandit's nose is pointed and Bones) is greater than the 60 degree limit of the bandit's radar.  In other words, the bandit is a decoy and is staying out of range and drawing us apart.

Back to my jet.  I'm glancing in at the radar to monitor the missile status and looking through the HUD to find the second bandit.  There, I see him and since we're inside 10 miles, pull the throttles to idle to cool the jet, making a heat shot more difficult.  The Eagle cools very quickly and against that generation (Aim-9M) was  an effective tactic.  Point at the second guy and get a good tone.  "Fox 2", reacquire, good tone, "Fox-2 Kill southern bandit".  Look in at the radar and notice the first bandit has turned to put me on the beam and descended.  The missile will fail.  I'm looking to acquire him visually when I hear my RHAW gear start to squeal from my beam.  Close!  Chaff and Flares, break into him which coincidentally (not!) puts the first bandit on my beam.  Holy S4!7!  Where did this guy come from?  Pass close aboard and start the turn, letting Bones know that I'm engaged with 2 live bandits after killing a third. 
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Bones is Blind (which means he doesn't see me, but he doesn't have any vision problems).  I am in a world of hurt, because my RHAW gear starts to squeal again as my original target is entering the fight.  I've got one guy high on one side of my jet and another low on the other side of the jet.  There's a lot of 9G turns going on and over the next eternity expend all my chaff and flares.

We get back on the ground and review the tapes prior to debriefing with the Aussies.  The tricky dogs, had put 3 Hornets in one cell and 1 in the Decoy.  Plan worked like a champ.  We bought the beers that night.

The four week workup is over, the Aussies are doing quite well.  Bones is now an element lead and has been my #3 for several rides in the last week.  He still makes mistakes, but rarely twice and anyways, that's what training is for.  We're now ready to start Cope Thunder.

My mustache is almost to the point of being groomable.

Cope Thunder goes quite well, although as small as the airspace was, the biggest lesson was learning to assume that there WAS someone in the airspace directly in front of you, you just didn't see him yet.

It's the final Saturday of the deployment, we'll redeploy the next Saturday, so we're having a bit of a get together.  The Air to Air players have preplanned this party and brought provisions from our various bases.  The Alaska guys have brought Salmon and Halibut   We've brought down cases of Kirin, Sapporo and Orion beer.  The Avionics bay of an F-15C will carry a lot of beer.  The Aussies brought Victoria Bitters and Black Swan.  A great time was had by all.
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The final week, the Eagles played Red Air, which was kinda cool, as we would sit in the arming area until we got the launch call from GCI.  Gear Up, Flaps up, and we're in the air space.  Fight like banshees until bingo.  Throttles to idle, gear down, flaps down and land, never leaving sight of Clark.

It's Friday night, we're at the Clark club.  My mustache is a work of art.  It's late and the bartender calls last call.  There are only 7 people in the club, the bartender, the Aussie 4 ship, me and Bones.  The Aussie lead says there's a tradition in the RAAF called "Afterburners".  

Not Exactly, but it seemed to fit!
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He proceeds to demonstrate by getting a shot glass full of whiskey, lighting it on fire and then throwing it in his mouth, quickly turning the shot glass back upright with the remaining vapors still on fire.  

Well.....I'm just anesthetized enough to welcome the challenge.  He hands me a shot glass and lights it on fire.  I get ready to drink, but he stays my hand saying "No Mate!" and proceeds to regale me with the history of this RAAF Fighter Pilot tradition all the way back to "the War to end all Wars", all the while the alcohol is burning.  Finally, he ends with a hearty "Mate! To the Queen and the President!".  I throw the flaming, and now super heated, alcohol at my open mouth.  As the first molecule hits my tongue, there is an involuntary slamming shut of my lips.  I, however, am only concerned about turning the glass back upright and having it be still burning.  It is and I start to celebrate when the Aussie to my left starts slapping me on the face.  I look at him quizzically and he states "You're on Far, Mate!"

I wake up the next morning and look in the mirror.  I have a full mustache on the right side of my face and nothing on the left.  Fly home and am met at the Jet by Mrs. Juvat who takes one look at me and says "You're an idiot!".  With great love and affection of course.

* Needed a bit of R&R so this is a repost from 10 years ago. 

**Skip called them Sea Stories, I call them War Stories, but the only difference between them and a fairy tale is a fairy tale starts with "Once upon a time", the other starts with "So,...There I was".

***36 was 10 years ago,  The Eagle that had my name on it was built in 1978 and is still flying albeit with NASA, but...You can do the math.