So,
There I was.....* At the top of my game, flying F-15s in Okinawa, Japan.
We're in the process of working up for another deployment to Cope
Thunder. Kadena AB had the only 3 PACAF air superiority squadrons, so
we went to Cope Thunder. A lot. Which was good, because it was
excellent flying and we flew against and with some of the best fighter
pilots in the world. Not THE best, mind you, cause that was us!
But...Some of the best.
In any
case, we're in the midst of the workups but it's Friday and flying is
done, so we're in the squadron bar (yes, they had them back in the good
old days. That's where the REAL debriefs occurred.) We're sipping a
cold one, or three, and discussing the upcoming deployment. One of the
guys mentions that since the mid deployment weekend is a long one for
some federal holiday or the other, he's going to go scuba diving. He's
got a tour guide scoped out who insists he knows where a WWII Japanese
aircraft wreckage site is.
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| This is not THE wreck. It's a Mitsubishi G4M1 ("Betty") bomber wreck in Truk Lagoon, Micronesia Source |
That piques everyone's interest.
However,
there's a small problem. Not everyone is scuba certified, including
me. It was difficult to do without some time off as the probability of
getting the "bends" is increased if you fly within a day or two of going
diving. Getting the bends while flying a single seat fighter a couple
of hundred miles out over the Pacific Ocean might be...problematic. So
to get certified, you either had to take some leave, or only take the
lessons on long weekends.
Another
guy in the squadron, let's call him Jim, is also interested in seeing
the wreck and is similarly lacking in certification. But, he knows
"somebody". This somebody can certify us (5 dives) in a weekend. All
we have to do is get off the flying schedule on Monday. Since he is the
squadron scheduler, that's not an issue. "Juvat, you'll be the SOF on
Monday and then Top 3. I'll be writing the schedule anyway so won't be
on it." "Yippee! I get to sit around pondering my navel, while
completely responsible for any flying related problems. How good it
that?"
You want to see the wreck doncha?
OK.
So,
it's Saturday morning and we're introduced to our dive instructor, let's
call him Norman (for a reason). Turns out Norman is a DOD Civilian
working at Yontan Army Base. He listens to Radios.
Norman
doesn't look like most other DOD civilians in the late 80s. Hair in a
pony tail, with an earring in one ear. One might think "odd duck" when
sighting him.
But,
he's going to certify us for scuba diving by afternoon the next day, so
why don't we get started. We've met Norman at the sea wall, just south
of Kadena's runways. This area, for history buffs (Sarge?) is where the
Okinawa invasion took place. In fact, Yontan, where Norman listens to
Radios was the first airfield captured and was where Bock's Car made an
emergency fuel landing after rescheduling sunrise at Nagasaki.
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| Top Elipse is Yontan, Lower one is where we had our first lesson. |
What made it good for invasion also makes it good for scuba, deep water, not very far from shore.
I
should mention Jim and my attire for our little training session. One
might think we'd be all decked out in wet suits and stuff like that.
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| For a multitude of reasons, we didn't look this good. Source |
Nah!
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| Looked much more like this (at least in my mind anyhow) Source |
The
only difference between us and Lloyd Bridges in Sea Hunt, is we're
wearing our flight suits. Jellyfish don't you know. Bad ones!
Hey!
We wear them at least once a year for water survival refresher
training, why not for scuba certification. Well....More to follow.
We're
ready for our first dive, so we get all our gear on and head out into
the water. Burn through the air in the tanks doing a bunch of emergency
procedures. Not much of interest or fun. Drank quite a bit of sea
water as I recall.
Head
back to shore and Norman debriefs us on how we did. I believe that
consisted of "You guys did just fine, except for that drinking sea water
stuff, might want to avoid that." Really? I believe that's called
...drowning.
Saddle
back up with new tanks and head back out. This time we go further out
into the sea, beyond the beach dropoff, but not quite as far as the
dropoff to the South China Sea. So, the water's maybe 30-50 feet deep.
Visibilities good, and we can see a lot of stuff on the bottom. Norman
had told us that it wasn't unusual to see strange things on the bottom
as the locals used it to dump off unwanted things, Refrigerators, cars,
bicycles etc. The island is crowded, space is at a premium, so a
landfill is not really an option.
Norman also told us that if we've still got air in the tanks after we finish the drills, we'll swim around and look for "stuff".
We
dive and begin our drills, the South China Sea level drops an inch or so
due to sea water consumption by the two of us, but we finish and still
have air left. Norman taps his dive knife on his tank to get our
attention and gestures that we're going for a look around.
We swim around a bit and spot an old stove, a bunch of tires, nothing really of interest.
Suddenly, Norman stops and points down below. There propped against a rock is what I think is a concrete drainage pipe.
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| Source |
Norman
has said he'd interested in seeing Lobsters. Harvesting them while
scuba diving being illegal, I'm thinking he's spotted a lobster near
this pipe and wants to take a look.
We
swim down closer. The pipe appears to be about 8" in diameter and has a
flange on the end it's resting on. It's quite encrusted with sea life
and the residue there of. I can't see any opening in the top end due to
the encrustation. I start swimming in search of the lobster that I
think Norman has spotted.
Jim and Norman are looking closely at the drainage pipe. I'm a bit puzzled, but hey, different strokes.
Pretty
soon, I hear hammering noises and I turn around. Norman has his dive
knife out and is banging on the encrustation on the top end of the pipe.
He goes after it for a few minutes and suddenly a large chunk falls
off.
Revealing an Ogival end to the drain pipe.
Drain pipes don't have Ogival ends.
Naval Rounds do.
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| Ogive means the curved but pointed business end of the shell. Source |
I wasn't sure what the underwater blast radius of an 8" Naval Round was,
but Michael Phelps would have had a hard time keeping up with me
swimming back to shore.
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| You don't want to be anywhere near. Source |
Debrief on that swim was quite a bit more colorful and pointed in a different direction.
I believe I heard "It hasn't gone off in 40 years why would it go off now?"
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| Rust and deterioration might be a reason. Source |
Oh good Lord!
Our
next dive is scheduled for after lunch and will be on the Pacific side
of the island. Good news, bad news, it gets very deep, very fast over
there. E.G. Mariannas trench deep. That's the bad news. Good News.
Any unexploded ordnance will be well out of reach.
We tell Norman, no more dumb stuff. Just get us through the next three dives.
Lunch over (it seemed very salty for some reason), we meet up with Norman on the other side of the island.
Two
things are noticeably different. First, it's the Pacific Ocean. The
waves haven't seen land since Hawaii. They're anxious to make it
ashore. Second, the water is significantly colder. Our flight suits
don't do much to keep us warm.
As we
talk about what we're going to do, we notice Norman is now carrying a
spear gun. When asked why, he mentions there are sharks on this side of
the island. For some reason, that Duh, Duh sound from Jaws starts
playing in my mind.
We hit
the water and are doing our drills, when suddenly Norman excitedly taps
on his tank and points to the bottom. I see a lobster walking on the
bottom. As Norman starts swimming towards it, the lobster accelerates
towards a small hole in the coral, eluding Norman's grasp by a few
inches.
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| Lobster Source |
As he
looks into the hole, he realizes that it's a tunnel, not a cave. If he
reaches in to it, the lobster will exit the other side, so he motions
for Jim to go over to the othe side and "lock the back door".
Jim does so, by putting his flipper across it.
Meanwhile,
Norman is poking around the front door with his spear gun. I'm
thinking he's trying to hook the lobster and pull him out.
Nope
Off
goes the spear into the hole, through the hole, missing the lobster and,
without slowing down, through the webbing of Jim's flipper where it
stops, missing his foot by inches.
I look
over the top of the coral, half afraid that I'm going to see Jaws and
his friends swimming down a blood trail towards dinner. Instead I'm
treated to the dinner plate sized whites of Jim's eyes.
He takes off the flipper and shows me the spear and points towards the surface. I nod enthusiastically.
Back
on shore, Jim's got Norman by the scruff of his neck and giving him an
earful. Norman is sounding a lot like a poorly tuned motor boat
(but..but..but..).
We decide that we're done with Scuba by Norman and we'll see a Japanese wreck another time.
Later
on, we run into the guy organizing the tour and he asks how the lessons
went and were we in on the tour. We related our horror stories and he
goes "No! you did not get him! He goes by Norman, as in Norman Bates
from Psycho. That man's bat sh!7 crazy!"
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| Are you coming back for Dive 4, Juvat? Source |
No kidding!
* A rerun from my first year of blogging with Sarge!










Cold water, naval rounds and sharks....oh my! Gotta watch those guys with ponytails eh juvat?...........:)
ReplyDeleteNylon,
DeleteYou're right about that, in oh so many ways!
juvat
"Gotta watch those guys with ponytails" Hey! Be nice!
DeletePresent company excepted, of course!
Deletejuvat
Congratz, you avoided becoming honorary (posthumous) UDT diver.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm pretty sure that departure from the area speed would have won a gold medal at the Olympics. Amazing what adrenalin will do for you.
Deletejuvat
I am reminded of the admonition from a grandmother I knew: "Touch only with your eyes---NOT your hands, only your eyes!!" Hammering away on ocean junk--YIKES!!!
ReplyDeleteSuz
Suz,
DeleteYou Grandmother is a wise woman! Suffice it to say when we got back and talked to the guy who set up the training for us. He got an earful.
juvat
Did you find the Octopus's Garden? Thank you for detailing some of your adventures outside your MOS. ;-)
ReplyDeleteNo, we saw him only seconds before the speargun incident. Finding octopi was of minimal (OK non-existent) concern at that point.
DeleteMy pleasure.
juvat
Underwater diving is never something I have been interested in. For some reason, I have an unreasoning aggravation about it, especially involving wrecks or structures underground.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I would have been out after the naval shell incident.
We actually were swimming back to shore when he saw the octopus. Paused for a moment to see what he saw, thought that was kinda cool and harmless. Once again, he proved us wrong. Rest assured the swim to the beach was uninterrupted at that point..
Deletejuvat
Grabbing lobster would be one of the main reasons I'd want to go diving! So, did you wind up getting certified with another instructor that weekend, or did you have to find another friendly SOF?
ReplyDeleteBTW, I haven't been ignoring your posts as much as been on a vacation to visit family in Oregon. Sarge is lucky to have you keeping the cobwebs at bay here.
DeleteNo, finding a new instructor and getting the swims done would have taken more time than we had left before deploying to the PI. Never got around to it again after that.
Deletejuvat
No worries, Tuna!
Deletejuvat
For some reason (probably superannuation) I positively do NOT recall reading this one before. So, it is a new story, and a great one.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of artillery rounds.... that reminds me of some serendipity history which will surface sometime.
John Blackshoe
JB,
DeleteNo worries, it really was one of my firsts.
Ooh, Ooh! I wanna hear that story!
juvat
Hmmm, God protects fools and drunks (sorry, no "innocent by-swimmers" option)...and "better lucky than good!"
ReplyDeleteWhatever technicality you got through on, glad you made it! Great story!
Tree Mike,
DeletePretty sure is was the last one "Better Lucky than Good"!
juvat
5 dives in one day?!!! I hope each one was shallower and you were tracking your surface intervals and re-calculating your max no-decomp bottom times.
ReplyDeleteMy Boy Scout troop sponsored a bunch of us to get certified a LONG time ago, our instructor wore doubles and looked like your Mike Nelson picture. Mae West vest, guesstimated weights, two-hose rig, etc. Learning how to do dive planning and re-planning using the Navy Dive Tables card was a big focus of the classroom training, and if you learn it young it really sticks.
Modern diving with weight-integrated BCs, everyone having an aux regulator, and having a dive computer on your wrist has really changed the SCUBA world.
Rick,
DeleteWell it was going to be 5 in 2 days which still might have been too much, but we didn't know any better. After the experience with our "instructor", I don't think he knew any better either! Both Jim and I elected to find someone else and try again if we ever wanted to get certified. That opportunity has not come around for me.
juvat