For a moment I was extremely puzzled. For you see, I am an amateur historian. I saw the word "haptic" and my brain immediately went here -
|Franz Joseph I of Austria|
8 August 1830 – 21 November 1916
One other time, back in the day, overseas, one of my fellow airmen came to me in a place which served alcoholic beverages. Of which my comrades and I were partaking. He announced that just down the street he'd met an "English major".
I immediately asked "Which Regiment?" Followed by my buddy's very puzzled look.
"Uh, I'm talking about a girl, who speaks very good English because that's what she majored in at school..."
"Oh... Never mind..."
It's just the way I'm wired.