Past Peeved, Past Pissed Off!
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This last week Friggin SUCKED! What The HECK is happening to our fair country? Mass Stupidity, Sheer Criminality, Pure Arseholedness!
I Rage, Rage against the stupidity.
Let’s start this poop show.
First, there was the complete unhingedness concerning the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings. First the Party of Arseholeness holds a strategy meeting (which they told everyone about, not even keeping their arseholeness somewhat secret) the weekend before the hearing started, discussing strategies to disrupt and shut down the hearings. Then the same congresscritters that attended this meeting continually interrupt the hearing, violating every rule of Robert’s Rules of Order, constantly. And then one bone-headed anal sphincter deciding to release confidential material as his bid for the 2020 brass ring, only to find out the Republicans (the party of stupid) got the documents declassified after he announced he was going to release them but before he released them. (Come on, Party of Stupid! You had your perfect target for all of the illegal leaks and illegal releases over the last 30 years or so and YOU FRIGGIN BLEW IT! JERKS! TOTAL FRIGGIN JERKS!)
All the other ‘presumptive presidential candidates’ of the Party of Arseholeness and other withered old bitter crones all pile on to the evilness and stupidity in an attempt to try to get possibly one of the blandest of the bland and boringest of the boring candidates for the Supreme Court of the United States as ever there was. And The Party of Stupid, for the most part, just allowed this shite-show to continue, not calling anyone to task for their childish tantrums, churlish actions and just general meanness and stupidity. COME ON! PARTY OF STUPID! THEY’RE GIVING YOU FREE SHOTS!
Oh, yeah, Kamala Harris questioned a Supreme Court nominee over carrying a pocket Constitution, you know, the Constitution that the Supreme Court is supposed to be Championing? What is wrong with our country that KH immediately didn't decorate a gallows outside of the Capital? Too Harsh? She, in her oath of office, swore to protect and defend the Constitution, didn't she? So it's only for her to arbitrarily interpret that document? What? Didn't Judge Kavanaugh already swear to protect and defend also when he took his current office?
Then there were the Protestors (with a capital ‘P’ that represents 'pee' which is what their minds are apparently steeped in) that showed up to add all of their various taints and stains to what should have been a series of learned discourse over the application and scope of Federal Law. Instead we have stupid twits showing up in stupid outfits from a stupid show from a stupid author who is stupid acting like questioning the murder of US citizens is a bad thing. (Seriously. Handmaid’s Tale thingy is stupid. Let’s see. Future. Only small percentage of females are now fertile. Population plummeting. And it’s a bad idea to use force to force the fertile to be, well, fertile? Sorry, in that situation, as mellow as I am (stop laughing,) the use of force to ensure the continued existence of MAN-FRIGGIN-KIND might be applicable. Sorry, not Sorry. In a potential Loss of Mankind moment, all normal rules are off. All the rest of the book and stupid movie and stupid series on Commie NetFlix? Stupid waste of time. Rather read “Moby Dick.” Which I friggin HATE. Rather read the Commie Friggin Manifesto. Which is by COMMIES, so that tells you how interested I am in the whole bull-scat Hand-whateveritissayingmaidenissexist Tale (or is it Tail?))
So, stupid twits showing up in stupid costumes not even knowing what the man actually stands for other than he was nominated by ACTUAL HITLER EVEN THOUGH HIS DAUGHTER IS A JEW AND GRANDKIDS ARE JEWS AND HE SUPPORTS ISRAEL SO THAT MAKES HIM HITLER!!!!!!!! Give me a friggin break!
Other protestors, like the female religion of pieces lady who supports the death of gays, lesbians, Christians, and the actual slavery of black and white Christians in Africa, who also co-runs the Women's March (get the hint of who I'm talking about yet?) , get arrested, over 130 as of last count, for acting the maggot during the attempt at learned discourse.
Seen outside the Capital was one dumbarse dressed like a giant condom. Must have been one of Lion of the Senate Ted’s relatives…
And then there was the Soros lackey handing out cash to people to 'help pay their fine' for protesting. Um, hello DC Police? Wake up. Jeffy Sessions? Quit being such a patsy. Someone get their collective law enforcement heads out of their collective asses, please! Stop looking for a certain Ford Aerostar to pull over and do you dangnabit jobs, you jerks!
It got so bad during one session that Kavanaugh's wife had to rescue the children due to all the horrid things and foul statements being made about their father by all of the slopeheaded, lackwitted, imbecilic, childish, churlish, diseased, crazed, just plain stupid Congresscritters, let alone what the morally bankrupt idiot protesters were saying. Come the Frick On, man. If ever there was a passel of people needing horsewhipping, well, my right arm is still twitching from the auto-rage reaction. Grrrrrrrrr.
It got so bad during one session that Kavanaugh's wife had to rescue the children due to all the horrid things and foul statements being made about their father by all of the slopeheaded, lackwitted, imbecilic, childish, churlish, diseased, crazed, just plain stupid Congresscritters, let alone what the morally bankrupt idiot protesters were saying. Come the Frick On, man. If ever there was a passel of people needing horsewhipping, well, my right arm is still twitching from the auto-rage reaction. Grrrrrrrrr.
To turn away from the attempted smearing of one of the nicest and blandest men in the west, we go to Bob ‘All the President’s Men’ Woodward’s latest ‘TRUE’ book (thus really tainting any credibility in any of his past works for any who still consider him to be credible at anything other than being a hack rat) that within 24 hours half the good quotes have been disproven by the actual quoters, making his book even less truthful than Omarosa’s or any of Shrillery’s tomes of wisdom, which, let me tell you, is bad, real bad. Seriously, I thought Gen. Mattis was going to send knife-hand shockwaves to good old Bob and cut him in two from 500 miles away using his secret Jedi Marine powers. Friggin idiot (Woodburn that is.) Makes you wonder just who (cough-Soros-cough) is funding all of these hit-books. Fortunately all these stupid hit-books seem about as successful at scoring penetrating hits on the Trump administration as a 37mm AT gun against a Tiger tank. Or a Brewster Buffalo against anyone not Soviet Russian.
Doubling down on the Doofus, the New Hork Slimes publishes an anonymously written anonymous statement from an anonymous arsehole that purportedly was from an anonymous high-level ranked current presidential staff member. Which within 24 hours, has more holes in it than Mussolini’s corpse or a piece of cheesecloth exposed to bleach. (If only the editorial was so sanitized.) Exhaustive research by normal people taking less than 10 minutes while focusing most of their attention on such intellectual things like the remake of "Jersey Shore" pretty much makes the anonymous unknown potential high-level leaker has more probability of being an actual New Hork Slimes employee than anyone who has ever gotten within 50 yards of the current White House.
Ambassador Haley does a double Purple Nerple upon the anonymous unknown potential author of the unknown anonymous editorial, basically telling the jerk to NUT THE FRICK UP AND ACT LIKE A MAN/WOMAN/WHATEVER, BUT GROW A FRIGGIN SPINE. So far, only slimy invertebrates have been seen sliming their way through the hallowed halls of the Grey Lady of the New Hork Slimes. So she continues to redeem herself after her bad showing at dissing on the Confederate Battle Flag when she was guvner of South Carolina, which was not her finest moment.
We also find out that some Canuck and a bunch of Hollyweird freakazoids decided that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin did the whole 'One Small Step' for a new Global World Order and not for the Stars and Stripes. So no showing of planting of Old Glory on the friggin MOON in the latest movie about Neil who is dead now 8 years so he can't go kick down someone's door and smack some good old Americanism into the whole lot of them. But... Buzz 'I'll smack you for calling me a liar' Aldrin got peeved, so maybe he and Clint Eastwood will go kick those socialist kids off our lawn, darnedit. NO Flag on Moon? Just how many countries have landed on the moon? Give you a guess, it's one number larger than the number of times Shrillery has been President!
Hey, Butt Snarks! If a friggin underwear company can get it right... HINT, HINT!
In other Aviation news, a plague ship, I mean an Airbus 380 of Emirates Airlines, landed in New York City with a cargo of plague rats, I mean a bunch of sick passengers. 11 were sent to the hospital, 10 were hospitalized with flu symptoms. What galls me is that many of the sick were actively showing sickness before they got on board, and no measures were taken to stop them from boarding, or to mitigate any contamination from their festering petrie-dish bodies. How many other passengers will come down with sickness from this wonder-trip has yet to be determined. Really freaky, to those of us who have ever spent any time in a military hospital or have half a brain (sorry, that leaves out most liberals) is that the other passengers were given a quick screening, basically asked questions and had their forehead temps taken, and then were allowed to traipse off on their merry ways. WHAT THE GOOD GOSH DARNED? Quarantine isn't just a word in the dictionary, it is something that should have been practiced here. Why? Well, first, the ground docs didn't know what they were dealing with until after they had released all the plague rats, I mean passengers, from the airport. Second, well, PLAGUE RATS!!! Latest is it was Cholera and Flu mixed together. Yummy combination. Aerosol spray and fecal material. Yay. (To read up on fun deadly disease stuff, Aesop goes full rant about Ebola here: http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2018/08/nothing-good-to-see-here.html He's rough, but a medical professional, and knows his stuff. Which meshes well with what my allergist (who worked at USAMRIID) and I talked about during my frequent trips to his office back in the day while waiting for various tests to come in.) UPDATE: Apparently the afflicted became afflicted while on Hajj so, well, no harm no foul in this new and enlightened world where the religionofpieces gets a free ride no matter what. Dangit. Lots of empty old military bases out there with big arsed airfields, thanks to all the wonderful work the Dems have done in closing said bases down, and those would make great and wonderful quarantine facilities. Johnson Atoll or Wake Island (where juvat was involved in another semi-quarantine incident way back when involving snakeheads (illegal traffickers of people of Asian origin)) are both available on the west coast. Haiti is available...Bad Beans, Bad, No!
Some feckless advertising company working for a feckless importer of shoes made by honest-to-God oppessed masses decided to stake the feckless importer's reputation on the merits of some feckless useless bung-hole of an ex-sportsmoneyball who the feckless importer has been paying sponsorship money even after the feckless bung-hole was dumped by some feckless sportsmoneyball team for being a feckless lack-witted lack-talent. Way to go, Winged goddess of Victory! For the WINS! YOU FECKLESS BASTIGES!
Then, to double, triple, quadruple, quintuple down on all of the stupidity, the Glorious Lightbringer him/herself, Barky Moonbat the First, the Worst President Ever, goes on a nationally televised and reported hour long ME, ME, MY, MY blather full of more lies than all the whores of Thailand, calling out President Trump for being Trump and for being Presidential (Unlike Barky the flaming Moonbat) and just trying to take credit for everything the Magical Barky didn’t do and now President Trump is doing, like providing an environment that encourages job creation and sustainment, encouraging economic growth and everything else.
And he also, via Twitter, has dissed the dead and the living of Benghazi, calling that whole shite-storm a right-wing conspiracy, like his transcripts and birth. Can't hold back... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Right before the blood vessel above my right eye beat faster than OldAFSarge will ever be able to bang on his drums, I was cruising Commander Salamander’s pleasant site and read about some compleate frechwordforshower-bag of a senior Naval Officer who forced the conviction of a decorated SEAL in order to appease his political masters and mistresses, and who (the DBag) is now set to retire with all ranks and privilages of Vice-Admiral James Crawford III. http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2018/09/fat-leonard-big-scandal-no-i-think-weve.html
WHAT THE H.E.Double HOCKEY STICKS???? Sacrificing the career and honor of a senior SEAL operator in order to suck up to Kristen Gillebrand and her band of feckless… female dogs and useless castratii? And to suck up to Barky the Magnificent Moonbat, WORST PRESIDENT EVER (so far)??? THE MAN (Vice-Admiral Ihavemyheadsofarupmyassicanseecornkernals) SHOULD BE HUNG, OR SHOT. FOR STAINING THE HONOR OF OUR MILITARY AND OUR GOVERNMENT. Pour encourager les autres. Please. POUR ENCOURAGER COUCHER LES AUTRES!!! ON FIRE!!!
Burn him, and toss on all the other feckless men without fathers, female dogs, losers and idiots that I mentioned above. Please?
Hmmm... 9.8/10 awarded to this rant.... slight deduction for regard for politeness request from blog owner. Will agree with Every... Single... Point... Made.... By...Poster. Ya.... the aerial plague ships were particularly horrifying. Senior Naval Officer needs to be keelhauled.
ReplyDeleteI would prefer execution by firing squad on the deck of a carrier so the maximum number of naval people can see him drop the hanky on a NAVY SHIP. I am sure there's about 5,000 active and ex-SEALS who would volunteer to do the job.
Deletere: quarantine and all other things to do with epidemics prevention
ReplyDeleteit is gonna take another Sapnish flu type pandemic for people to wake up
unless it wipes us out of course
and dont get me started on anti-vaccine movement
But we won't survive the next Spanish Flu, which will most likely be Ebola or one of it's variants, unless it's good old ChiCom flu. Not the way that infectious people have more rights in our society than clean people.
DeleteOne of my fondest/not fondest memories of getting ready to go overseas with my dad was the Vaccination Hallway at Vandenberg. Like 10 tables lined up. The farther you went down the hallway the worse things you were being vaccinated for. SE Asia was only table 9 I think. Africa in all it's glory was Table 10. I made it to table 6.
Vaccines have saved the world from several death cycles in the last 200 years. It scares me that TB, Cholera, Dyptheria are all becoming common again in this 1st world nation. Can't wait for Polio to reappear. Actually, I can wait.
And Pawel, y'all in Poland are actually better off than we in these United States are in reference to potentially blocking human plague rats and setting up quarantine fields. Your people are quite a bit more pragmatic than ours. Which totally sucks for us.
DeleteSometimes slower travel times would actually be a blessing. Stay safe. Have fun having a bazillion percent more Leopard MBTs working than Germany (still can't believe that. They make them, they break them. You guys buy them, you keep them running and updated.)
mind you there are sensible people in Germany government, to be sure, why else would they push the idea that "if we are going to get rid of Leos, lets sell them cheap to Poland so that puts them between us and Russia"
Deletethere are like dozen places in Middle East that would buy the Leos at full price, but Germans sold them to us
I appreciate it
also, I feel happy about getting vaccinated in childhood for smallpox - the REAL one
Deletenot sure how much of immunity has worn out but it at least gives me a shot (no pun intended!) at surviving if this particular plague had made grand return to stage
I, too, am glad I got the real smallpox, thanks to the Military through my dad immunizing me against so many things. Wife grew up in Oak Ridge and the government did super-vaccinations to all the families, down to the grandkids, of the plant workers. Yay.
DeleteNot that I want to test my or my wife's super immunities. Rather it be like the gun next to the bed, there, ready for use, but not ever needed (well, except for big roaches, Florida has some that are 3"/7.5cm long and FLY!, not to mention spiders big enough to lasso those flying suckers out of the air!)
As to those Leos, I think they look better with the white and red quarterly, border counterchanged badge than a Teutonic cross.
Dammit! I hate it when you mince words like that. Can't you just stop beating around the bush and tell us what you think?
ReplyDeleteMy mother raised my fingers better than that. What Mr. Brain was sending out would have had old school Navy Chiefs ducking for cover or dying.
DeleteThat whole 'Your father is an officer' combined with 'We raised you better than that' and 'It's not the Southern way' with the warning that 'He died on the cross so you could talk like that?' has put filters in place. The filters to the mouth have worn out, can't find the spares. Thus communications via keyboard is much the safer way to communicate. So far.
I was doing okay until I read about Vice-Admiral Complete Dumbass. That was just too friggin much, especially after Bozo Barky the Lightbringer spouted off for an hour about how he is taking credit for everything Trumpy. Gah. You want Trump? This is how you get Trump for 4 more years, if he'll stoop low enough to take the office again.
:-) Yeah, it is hard when you were Raised Right.
DeleteYou do have a good way with words, sir.
I'll say something and feel my mom's disapproval, and she's 200 miles away. Guilt, it's what's for dinner, and breakfast, and lunch...
DeleteThe nice thing about being digitally verbose is it cuts down on the amount of spittle flying through the air.
Damn, Beans, right in the X ring today.
ReplyDeleteAll this, yes, all this is why I work on boats. Because they don't have time machines and I don't believe in suicide, but middle aged guys can throw our hands up, turn off the TV and eat bacon and cheese and complain about the weather and fart and generally try to ignore the fact that the orcs are attacking The City and The City is fine with it.
I've grown accustomed to dealing with plague ships by Carnival and Royal Caribbean's floating leper colonies, but flying pandemic generators are next level... and you'd think there'd be a system in place. These planes are bringing people back from Hajj, where frigging PLAGUE is still an issue.
I know what you mean. It is one of the things that attracted me so much to SCA fighting. One can talk a big number, but you actually proved how much of a man you were on the field by how much pain you took, dissed out, and didn't act the maggot over it all.
DeleteThere is a system for stopping the Plague planes and ships. It's called Quarantine. Plans exist where plane or ship is fueled and med personnel in hazmat suits get on board and move plane or ship to a safe location - ship to an unused anchorage area (not a wharf) and plane to some deserted or underused military airport up north (cold and distances are mankind's best friends.) But it takes the huevos by political people at the highest level, after they are notified, to enact these harsh measures. Failure in the chain of rapid reporting up to the people who can make the decision is what has screwed us every time. That and lawyers.
As to the Hajj, combine a religious movement where people are undernourished, unclean in an unsanitary environment... Yeah, ChiCom pig farms are cleaner.
Too much to comment on it all. THe thing that sticks in my craw is: President Trump declines to call the laeder of a world power a liar in front of the entire world and instead of being interpreted as a matter of polite discourse and attempt at civility, he is called a TRAITOR!!! Meanwhile the NYT has no problem withholding the name (if it is not fictional) of a person in the government acting against the will of a duly elected President of the USA. This spineless maggot if he exists is a hero, not a traitor? THe swamp is putting up one hell of a fight.
ReplyDeleteThe Hydra is looking more and more like political allegory.
DeleteRight now, if Jesus Himself came back, and Trump greeted him, the MSM and all the barking moonbats known as the upper levels of the Democratic party would find a way to say that Trump dissed the devil.
Let's see. He's spending his own money. He's donating his salary to charity. He's not making money from this, actually his whole family is suffering financially from his taking the office. Unlike some people who ended up significantly richer after 8 years of stealing from us.
Heinlein's Crazy Times. They are here.
Shack!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I approve this message, wish I had written it.
Well done, Beans, well done!
Thank you. And the hits keep coming, over and over. Now in TEXAS the Texas School Book Commission wants Texas History Books to not call the Alamo defenders heroic. FRUCK YOU!!!!!
DeleteI miss the kindler, gentler times of the past, when you could call out these dogs and shoot them.
It's the jerks from Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, Huston and other "Blue" areas of Texas that are pushing this. The rest of us Texans will remember and tell of the heroic defenders of the Alamo.
DeleteREMEMBER THE ALAMO!
Then y'all need to channel your inner Alamo and go all Sam Houston on their buttocks. Don't let those leftist losers get away with it. Take over the School Book Commission asap. If Texas will, it might stiffen up some of us other states.
DeleteWOW!! Truly the "Mother-of-all Rants"!! I bow before the Master! Well done.
ReplyDeleteTuna, before me, showed me the ways of epic rantedness. I am but the student.
DeleteBut thank you.
Sarge, clearly we need to schedule Beans for assertiveness training ASAP.
ReplyDeleteBefore me and the City parted ways, it got to the point where they were trying to find ways not to send me to Diversity Training. Never send a White Married Male Staff Assistant, with loads of health problems and a disabled wife, who is Catholic, Republican, well-read, enjoys classical music and listening to Rush Limbaugh, to diversity training.
DeleteEvery time I asserted myself at work it bit me in the ass. Oh, well, what's the worse they could do, fire or arrest me? Oh, wait...
Damn! Hope you feel better :-). Not that I disagree in the slightest with what you said--er, shouted.
ReplyDeleteSomewhat better. Better will be after Kavanaugh sits his first full day as a Supreme, and then pushes RBGinsberg down the stairs where she shatters into a thousand pieces and then Trump nominates Willis from Texas...
DeleteHey, a man can dream, right?
Spot on. Get 'em. I'd be pleased to hold your coat.
ReplyDeleteI was still in the gun bidness and had my FFL in Kalifornia when Kamala Harris started to appear on the radar. She was just one of many reasons we no longer live there. My only hope is that the left is successful in consuming itself.
Before the antifa fools decide to do something 'frosty', they would do well to consider the ramifications of this video. With apologies to Old NFO, "We veterans may be old, and out of shape, but WE..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CTa2lMGN0
(Watch closely and you can see the trace of the round going down range.)
Aaand, the obligatory follow on---
http://7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm
And now here in my glorious Florida we have a left-of-Bernie gubernatorial candidate, and our current governor, who kicked the 2nd Amendment in the nads, is running to replace a senator who is just right-of-Bernie.
DeleteAAAAHhhhhhhhhh!!!!
As to the video, pretty darned impressive shooting with a garbage rod! Wish I had bought a garbage rod when they were cheaper than an oil change.
DeleteThere's a show on NatGeo called "Life Below Zero." I know, NatGeo, but... Well, there is a family of Natives, where the wife uses a Mosin to do all her shooting (white hubby can't due to felony and non-native status) and it is incredible to see some of the shots she's taken using iron sights.
As to Mosin humor. Yeah. Something about bolties that are just rock solid. Friend has a K-98 dated from pre-WWII that just shoots no matter what. Family friend had a Krag that wasn't sporterized, which got him laughed at at hunt clubs, but he was pretty much the only shooter assured of a kill.
The funny thing about those jokes is they are so spot on. And being in the vicinity of a Mosin for too long causes one to start talking cheesy Russian.
Hey! They didn't start any fires shooting that!
DeleteOf course, it is kind of hard to start bare dirt to burning.
I know some people who could do it, set dirt on fire that is...
DeleteMy solution? simply take all of the aforementioned Sarge has ranted about by the scruff of the neck, dragged out into the nearest open field and SHOT...pour l'encourrenger les autres.
ReplyDeleteI hear the siren song of a wall, lots of bullets, a case of rifles... It is calling, calling, but I must resist, as that way leads to Anarchy. Mayhaps with the confirmation of Kavanaugh the rollback of crazy will start.
DeleteElse, I fear, the siren song will become an actual song.
I remember the Bork Inquisition......
ReplyDeleteWe had another more vitriolic variant this past week.
The Old Retired Petty Officer is deeply saddened and perplexed....
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Hopefully they won't Bork the Kavanaugh. So far it looks like, with Harry Reid's help, that Trump has the numbers in the Senate. Not that I trust most of the people in the Senate.
DeleteBork would have been a good choice.
I am surprised that Clarence Thomas got through the gauntlet, considering all the poop and supposed-closet-skeletons they tried to make stick to that great man.
Kavanaugh is white bread with no crust. The man is as bland as white rice without any seasonings. And they still are double-dog-downing on this man. Can't wait to see what they try to do to the next nominee.
Hey Beans;
ReplyDeleteMan that was a worthy rant, My hat is off to you.
Thank you. One must fight the Shadows as one can. Even if they do look like a hot Melissa Gilbert.
DeleteWoodward once brought down a President. He has done nothing of any real note since then. This is a desperate attempt of an old man, to prove that he is still the Greatest Journalist Of All Time. I find it more sad than anything.
ReplyDeleteWhat Woodward brought Nixon down was just a Beer Hall Pusht by the demos to get Nixon. FDR did worse, so did JFK and LBJ. And all got 'caught' doing it, but no repercussions towards any of those three (unless you subsribe to the deep state/CIA killing Kennedy theory.)
DeleteNixon was hosed. By the media. For nothing. Jerks. Once I found out more of the truth about Watergate et al than in that stupid movie I was just disgusted.
Did Nixon screw up? Yes. Impeachment level? No. Not even close to what Billy Jeff did. Or LBJ. Or JFK. Or FDR.
Surprisingly, HST seems to have been a relatively scandal-free administration, other than his wife going batt-shirt crazy and bailing on Washington. But those two really were small town people in the big city. Surprised they survived DC at all. Even more surprising that HST's terms went so well.
Bravo, Bravo Beans! It was quite cathartic to read your rant. I only wish I could be so eloquent as you.
ReplyDeleteIt comes from holding my tongue for so long. It eventually boils out. I try to be a nice guy, but I know somewhere my first name is a version of Richard.
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