A bittersweet day Thursday, the 19th instant.
Spent the day making sure the new kids knew where I'd put all of my accumulated knowledge, such as it is, in the official (unclassified) notebook for our project. Much of it was given in cookbook fashion, to wit ...
- Push the button on the bottom of such and such ...
- Make sure the light comes on ...
- Now click the right mouse button and select such and such in the menu presented ...
And much more along those lines. It's one thing to teach someone which buttons to push, it's quite another to try and convey what one should be looking for while doing so. I mean it's all well and good to see things when everything is working correctly, then there is the -
Uh, was it supposed to flash like that, freeze up, then start over?
Um, no, no, it really shouldn't do that. Try it again, success is "yup, it did it again," failure is "ah crap, it worked that time." Now we need to run it again, over and over, to see if the failure reoccurs. Oh yes, we need to turn up logging as well, so if it does fail, the developers can try and figure out why.
Passing that sort of knowledge along is much harder, it can take months, if not years, of experience to see a thing and say, "Well that wasn't quite right, was it?"
So I left them with, "if you see anything which seems even a bit off, show someone."
There's a lot of experience in the lab I left behind me, but the thing is, they have other things they need to be doing, not just shepherding the newbies through those difficult early months.
I mean if it was easy, we'd have these guys do it ...
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That being said ...
Spent much of the day going around and saying bye to folks I know and people I've worked with. Sure I'll see some of them outside of work, it's not outside the realm of possibility, but I won't be seeing them frequently.
There are quite a few people at work that I will miss a great deal, good people, very good at their jobs, and a joy to work with. Them I will miss dearly.
Now, how about that cake?
Our boss ordered that cake early in the week, it's readily apparent that the cake decorator didn't really understand the assignment. Though they did remark that writing "quitter" on the cake was "mean." So maybe that's why they spelled it wrong?
(Also the cake decorator doesn't have a nautical background, otherwise they'd know that the phrase is "fair winds and following seas," yes, that finial "s" is important.)
The boss was somewhat mortified when she picked up the cake and saw the result. But being a very practical person (which makes her an awesome boss) she quickly realized that a messed up cake was better than no cake.
She was, of course, right.
My reaction made her feel better. "What I only get one following sea? And yes, I am quite the quitter. I see what you did there."
Oh dear, what will they do without me?
Probably get more work done, but they won't laugh nearly as much.
Time to reflect on my new state in life. It's different.
I am looking forward to getting more sleep.
Oh, the cake was absolutely delicious, so at least the baker knew their business.
Time for a ...
Ciao!
Congrats Brother! Now it's time to find a hobby that will take up 80-hours-per-week of your life!
ReplyDeleteVery true!
DeleteCongrats, don't be too concerned about the newbies learning the ropes, they will, or they won't.
ReplyDeleteThat is where competent (que laugh track) management comes into play, because if you hire good and motivated people who can learn, then they can do the job, or be intelligent enough to hit the panic button and say "We need HELP". I actually had a former employer call me up and ask me to provide some very specific training (at independent contractor prices) to help the newbies learn. Win Win
MSG Grumpy
If you made a copy of the book you left on "how to do the stuff I did" , when they come back next year asking questions you can (at independent contractor prices) sell them the copied notebook :-)
DeleteEnjoy the start to this next phase of your life and Merry Christmas!
MSG Grumpy - Yup, they'll get it, or they'll find someone who does.
DeleteRob - The notebook is company property, written on their equipment, on their dime.
DeleteWell, at least there was an "s" ending the word wind, most important the taste and they came through on that. First day of retirement Sarge, you earned that smile........:)
ReplyDeleteWorking through that first retirement cup of coffee. Tastes good!
DeleteQuiter?????
ReplyDeleteQuieter or quitter.
Frankly, none of the above would seem to apply to you, my friend. Enjoy retirement.
Come Monday, your legions of followers are going to start pawing at the gate for the next portion of the book and you’ll be hard pressed for an excuse.So rest up while you can.
Now seriously, congratulations on a career well executed.
juvat
Probably a few of them will also be barking. To continue the dog analogy ...
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Congratulations! Choosing to walk away (retire) from something one has done a long time, gotten very good at, and in the company of good people ranks up there in the top bittersweet moments of life. Quitting a job I loved for 19 years was difficult a long time ago, but this retirement baggage hung around a little longer than I wanted. Sounds like you have plenty of family, friends, and things that you enjoy doing to keep you from visiting that post-retirement funk for too long and getting on with the next chapter in life.
ReplyDeleteAl the folks I worked with live in the area, so we've got that going for us!
DeleteWelcome to the club! Take the weekend to relax and you can start sleeping in on Monday proximo. It took me almost a year for my sleep pattern to readjust to my new condition. "OH! I can stay up and watch that show I've been wanting to watch!"
ReplyDeleteI suspect that the decorator of the cake was the person in the Christmas tie in the photograph above. Do I see a new call sign for you in that cake decoration? "Non-seas-quiter?" "Quiter?"
I hated, loathed, & despised writing work instructions. Hoozewhanger Instructions: "Do This, then That, flip the part over, do That, then This." (sigh) Hoozewhanger Instructions, Rev. A (date). "Clean out fixture, Do This, then That, loosen clamp, remove part, clean out fixture, flip part, Do Than, then This." (sigh v. 2) Hoozewhanger Instructions, Rev. B (date) "Clean out fixture, place part in fixture, TIGHTEN CLAMP....." All the little "everybody knows" stuff that is an automatic that isn't an automatic.
Then having to teach people how to read a vernier micrometer because all our mics over 1" were vernier and not digital. Starting with how to hold the blessed thing! "No, I don't care that you're left handed, you hold it in your right hand." "No, that's not 'a tenth', that's 100 thousandths. A tenth is 0.0001 inches. You read tenths HERE." (sigh) https://www.coyotesteel.com/resources_micrometer.shtml https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6c9SfWE2Xg
Gawd forbid I had to try to explain a depth micrometer which reads right to left.
Ah micrometers, actually remember those from fifty years ago. (Yup, I said 50, last time I saw one.)
DeleteSarge, that cake is perfect. It encapsulates what many feel (I suspect) in leaving their companies, whether for a new job or retirement: heartfelt, slightly messed up, and memorable.
ReplyDeleteAlthough not having retired (yet), when I have left jobs I try to do the same as you if given the opportunity (layoffs not withstanding): make sure everyone knows where everything is, try to download all the information I can - and then leave. Sink or swim, it is up to them now.
I keep in contact with two former coworkers from 20 years ago, one from 4 years ago, and another from last year. Other than that, most of them get lost in time and activities. People just drift apart, although I do wonder if our modern age with its multitude of distractions makes this more common.
Enjoy the first day of the rest of your life!
With the first cup of coffee nearly done, all I can say is "So far, so good."
DeleteCrusty Old TV Tech here. CONGRATULATIONS SARGE! You made it to the Promised Land which all grumpy old men aspire to tread, one day. If you have to leave a book 'o brain dump smarts, then you know you were well and truly contributing. Now, watch out for the bunch of flowers with a card inside reading, "Mrs Peel, you're wanted"!
ReplyDeleteIn my current position, the "brain book" would have a line something like "...click on the three little dots, then click on the 'Properties', then click on the 'Update", and when you receive the 'I'm Sorry Dave...' pop-up, curse volubly at the programmer, then..."
Hhmm, I've seen that update ...
DeleteGot your new clock yet? The one with no numbers, only Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, the Missus earned this retirement too, along with the blue-suited one, and deserves equal voice (more like 51%) in all decisions henceforth.
Congratulations to BOTH of you for great careers so far. Now go write your own schedules and itinerary, and do whatever you want to. That includes telling us to talk amongst ourselves, you got retired stuff you want to do instead of churning free ice cream.
John Blackshoe