Saturday, June 15, 2013

Crickets Chirping...

Where is everybody?
I am suffering from some sort of nasal, upper bronchial, nastiness. Hence the absolute lack of posting today. I will attempt to fall back to prepared positions, resupply, take on new recruits and regain my strength in order to re-enter the blogging lists tomorrow.

Until then, talk quietly among yourselves. At the end of the night, turn off the lights, lock the doors and proceed to your vehicles. No doubt I will be feeling better tomorrow.

In the meantime, pity me.

Wuss...
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14 comments:

  1. Murphy's LawJune 15, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    Since you weren't here, we drank all your beer, watched pay-per-view on your TV, made a few long-distance calls on your phone and left. Had a great time, wish you'd been here.

    Get well soon.

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    1. OldAFSargeJune 16, 2013 at 10:54 AM

      But, but, but...

      Ah what the Hell, I'd have done the same.

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  2. joehJune 15, 2013 at 5:54 PM

    And don't bother looking for those cigars...nice smoke though.

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    1. OldAFSargeJune 16, 2013 at 10:55 AM

      And here I just thought I'd misplaced them.

      Again.

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  3. hiswiserangelJune 15, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Poor baby, you just relax and get to feeling better.
    Can I get you anything? Tylenol? Juice? Your balls?
    Men, sheesh.

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    1. OldAFSargeJune 16, 2013 at 10:57 AM

      You had me feeling all warm and fuzzy there for a minute Angel. I should have known better.

      *[excuses self, goes into the other room to put on his "big boy" pants]*

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    2. hiswiserangelJune 16, 2013 at 1:58 PM

      *hugs* Sorry. :-)
      Once you've had a 9 lb 22 inch baby rip
      through your uterus like tissue paper,
      it's hard to summon sympathy for sniffles.

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    3. OldAFSargeJune 16, 2013 at 2:25 PM

      Um yeah. I can see how that could be painful. Damn!

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  4. HMS DefiantJune 15, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    Oh. And somebody left a mess behind the bar.

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    1. OldAFSargeJune 16, 2013 at 10:58 AM

      Mess? That's not a mess, that's a, a, a...

      Damn, what in Hell is that anyway?

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  5. BuckJune 16, 2013 at 12:13 PM

    Heh. Sometimes the comments make the post, eh?

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  6. SixJune 17, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    Having just somehow survived a meeting with that dread gentleman, the bringer of discomfort, illness and loose bowels, I do feel your pain Sarge. Make sure you let your lovely bride know exactly hoe sick you are many times during the day. And night. They love that.

    Get feeling better soon and if you see that guy please kick him dead in the posterior for the both of us. I've got a boot with his name written on it in some sort of odoriferous regurgital solution. I hate that guy!

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    1. OldAFSargeJune 18, 2013 at 6:11 AM

      What sucks is my inability to play the sympathy card with the Missus Herself. As I'm "on the road" for a spell, I get to suffer in silence at my hotel.

      The maids seem sympathetic.

      And I do recall you speaking of this (ahem) "gentleman".

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Just be polite... that's all I ask. (For Buck)
Can't be nice, go somewhere else...

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