Ketchup Boy Takes the Oath (Any bets as to how quickly he violates it? Ya know that whole "support and defend the Constitution" thing...) |
Really?
Global warming?
Thought he was the Secretary of State.
Not the Secretary of the Interior.
Maybe I'm the one who's confused.
But I doubt it.
We're screwed. Blued and tattooed comes next.
ReplyDeleteWhere would one line up for the life boats?
DeleteI'm guessing Texas and Alaska are good bets.
At first, I was happy to get him out of my state. Then I realized he'd be f***ing up the entire country now; maybe the world. Now I wish we'd enticed him to stay; maybe let him be Governor or something. Maybe we can lure him back if we promise to try and secede and promise to make him Emperor if we're successful.
ReplyDeleteSo if Massachusetts secedes, do you think your new Emperor would let me have a special passport to travel in the Bay State (hhhmmm, Bay Empire?) Do you think he'll hold that "Ketchup Boy" comment against me? Perhaps if I refer to him as "His Imperial Highness of Tomato Ketchup"?
DeleteJust sayin', because driving all the way to New York to get to New Hampshire would be such a bother.