Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Getting Old, What an Adventure

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Well, today is my annual physical, or annual wellness visit as some call it (*cough* Medicare). An insurance thing I think. (I know.)

"Oh, we don't cover that."

"You don't cover annual physicals?"

"No, we cover annual wellness visits. It's not the same."

"Really?"

"Yes, one is an actual stem to stern physical exam, the other is where you sit down and talk about your health."

"Uh, okay."

Later on the phone with my doctor's office ...

"Medicare wants you to call it a wellness visit, or they won't pay for it."

... silence, clicking of computer keys ... "Oh yes, you're on Medicare now, someone didn't update your record. I'll take care of that for you."

And so it goes ...

Anyhoo, I intend to discuss my recent knee issues. No doubt I'll be referred to a specialist. And that's just peachy keen, no, really, it is. I mean I'm retired now, what else do I have to do but go to various doctor offices? I mean, I've got the time, right?

Sigh ...

After action report to follow.

Getting old is interesting to say the least.

"How did you hurt yourself?"

"I got out of bed awkwardly."

"Ah, yes, happens all the time."

"Should I start wearing padding or leg braces or something?"

"Nah, just take it slow first thing in the morning."

I think I'm going to move my coffee maker upstairs. Brew it and drink it in bed, so I can, ya know, take it slow first thing.

I suppose getting decrepit beats the alternative.

That's all for now, I have to stretch before I get up from my computer ...



2 comments:

  1. GPs are good (if you can find one when you need one), but specialists usually know what they are doing in their specialty.
    The wait times can be aggravating, but if you are looking for the truth instead of just someone to talk to, it is usually WORTH the wait.

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  2. Just think of the medico visits as breaks from staring at the computer screen during game time Sarge........:)

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