Ok, Ok, Officially...I got nuttin'
So a repost from about 5 years ago. I think it's funny! But that's just simple old me, in action. Hope you enjoy!
For the Mathematicians out there.
For those tight fisted ones out there.
For those of you "Well Dressed" guys out there.
Something for those of you "older" guys to consider doing the next time you visit "That!" doctor. I'm going to.
Speaking of Telemarketers.
For those of you High School Football stars out there.
For the Plumbers out there. (And those of you who wish you were plumbers so you could get one too.)
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| My septic guy doesn't have one...yet. It may be my Christmas present to him this year. |
For the Star Trek Fans out there. (A three-fer)
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| If you don't get it, you're not a Star Trek Fan. Skip to the next section. |
For the Computer Geeks out there. (You know who I'm talking about, doncha?)
For the younger readers out there.
For the "Chefs" in the group.
For the Californian's out there.
For the Texan's out there (You know this is true, doncha') Read ALL of it.
This probably won't apply to ANYONE reading this blog, but there are some "Out" there and it fits them to a "T".
For those of you in the North East, beware.
Thanksgiving is coming soon. Think I'm going to try this Turkey Recipe.
Yes, Beans, I'll make sure Mrs. J doesn't have the carving knife in her hands when I bring it to the table.
Speaking of wives. Important Safety Tip.
Finally, a "Thinking" man's coffee cup.
Not really a Pun or a play on words, rather....WORD!
There...I feel much better now.
Excellent repost juvat........."Damn It Gym!".........:) Thanks for the laughs so early.
ReplyDeleteYeah quite a few of them are pretty clever. I wish I could claim them, but I ain’t that smart!
Deletejuvat
I'm guessing you're not a NFL fan. That meme should have been directed at the Cowboys, not the Texans. Nobody likes the Cowboys, especially the Houston Texans.
ReplyDeleteOldVet, you’re right about the Cowboys, but I took the comment as describing Texans in general and the Cowboys as not seeing the Superbowl again. Which would be fine by me. Never been a fan.
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Thanks to all for making sure there is a post every day - as soon as the boss gets back, I shall insist that your salary be doubled.
ReplyDelete(The amount of effort to support a regular posting schedule is sadly underappreciated.)
TB The Elder was a fan of the Old Style Dallas Cowboys under Tom Landry, not so much later versions.
THBB,
DeleteWhile we appreciate the effort, Beans, Tuna, DV and I understand that King Sarge the First is somewhat Tight Fisted. We do this solely for the attaboys. Tis what it tis!
juvat
I have done that to a turkey when the in-laws were over. FIL thought it was funny but the MIL did not. Another good one was where I placed a half cooked Cornish hen inside the turkey and told them we had a pregnant turkey. Again when we were hosting in-laws. After that we were never asked to host Christmas dinner again. I won.
ReplyDeleteTSquared, you WIN! I surrender!
DeleteMade my day, Well done!
juvat
I loved all of these!
ReplyDeleteJB
Me too, especially the one directly above
Deletejuvat
Man, you're punishing us, aren't you? First shots of the Pun-ic Wars?
ReplyDeleteBring it, Beans, it’s you and I against the Sarge. You take him from the South, I’ll attack from the south west.
DeleteDowe have any Canadian supporters to vcompletely surround him?
juvat